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Random Hates

2010-09-23T19:21:00.005-04:00

Here are just a few things that I have been hating on lately.

I really really hate slow walkers.
I still hate fat people. I believe hating on the fat is my passion.
I hate war.
Band aids
Back pain
Facebook
Lightning
Driving

Thats pretty much it, not a long list. Life is pretty good.

Picture of the day

2010-08-15T10:43:00.002-04:00

Great example of how real animals can appear to be something else. Here are otters that when they swim together looks like a lake or sea monster.

Cryptomundo

Starchild is finally proving not to be human

2010-08-11T20:04:00.003-04:00

What is the starchild? Well it is a skull found in a cave in Mexico in 1930. The age has been estimated at around 900 years. What it looks like is just a deformed skull, or the skull from Brian Peppers. Why is is important, because I never believed that is was a deformed skull.

Scientists believe that this is a skull of a small child. And original tests showed that they did find human DNA. But hey, remember science is always evolving each day science getting better and better. Further test have been have been and here are the results.

Now take a comparison look between the starchild skull and a normal skull, do they really look the same?

What if you take and fill in the skull with some facial features. This is now what it would look like

Hmmm...looks a little familiar. As always form your own opinions.

I should start blogging again?

2010-03-05T18:48:00.003-05:00

Seriously I should. Am I nuts, probably. Did people read my blog, um maybe. I saw theLucky quoted on other sites, so some freaks out there dug it I guess. Do I have time to blog anymore, no. Even though I love to talk about bigfoot, sharks, and things that annoy me I really just don't have the passion anymore.

Writing a blog entry is one thing, and that is one reason why I started a blog. Because I was and still am a horribly writer, but I just don't have the time anymore to search the web for useless or cool shit. I am sure if I didn't have a job I would pick it back up. And that is why I originally started the blog, was to rebel against my job.

I promised myself that if I ever got a another job, I would give up theLucky and that is exactly what happened. So even now that I don't blog, I still miss theLucky. Its part of me, and what is here, is what I believe. So I wish someday things will come together and I can get theLucky back up. But not anytime soon.....

Is the real reason why old guys take viagra means your wife is ugly?

2009-08-22T20:26:00.003-04:00

Seriously, how can guys not get boners with naked chicks? I'm pretty picky but even naked fat chicks get me going. I guess the only time I am not pitching a tent is when the chick is ugly. So is that the reason for Viagra? So dudes can get it up with ugly chicks?

Maybe erectile dysfunction is real? And there are dudes out there that can't get a boner with a hot naked chick. But I think it's not called erectile dysfunction, it is called homosexuality.

So I pretty much think old dudes that need to take Viagra just think there wives got old too and are ugly.

What could possibly bring theLucky out of summer hiding?

2009-08-20T07:25:00.003-04:00

Obvious it is a white shark sighting off the coast of Massachusetts.

Boston.com---The kayakers were paddling about a third of a mile off Chatham’s Lighthouse Beach on Saturday morning near a sandbar, where there is a colony of gray seals, when they had their close encounter, said Bruce Bean, 57, of Newton, who was with a friend, Rod MacKinnon of Brewster.

The men, experienced sea kayakers who have traveled the area many times, said they saw a seal about 20 to 30 feet away jumping out of bloody water and a black fin just 4 feet away from it. The fin extended about a foot above the water.

The seal jumped again, then swam toward the men and surfaced just 5 feet from their kayaks with “a big cloud of blood surrounding him,’’ said Bean.

“There was so much blood in the water when he surfaced that we couldn’t see past his head and shoulders’’ to determine what his injuries were, Bean said. The seal then headed in the direction of the sandbar.

Greg Skomal, a shark specialist with the state Division of Marine Fisheries, said the men apparently witnessed a great white shark hunting down its prey, adding that the report came from an area where similar sightings have been made in the past.

“We think it’s a great white shark,’’ Skomal said. “There’s not many species of sharks in New England that would attack a seal. . . . It’s certainly not a new phenomenon. It’s a natural event that’s been going on for a few years.’’

If you know anything about me or this blog you would know that I have been preaching that durning the summer months there is a large colony of white sharks not far off the coast of Massachusetts.

Props to the kayakers for doing the right thing.

With only thin hulls separating them from the ocean, the men pulled their kayaks together so as to appear bigger to the shark, following advice one of them had once received from a shark expert

This is exactly what they should have done.

I am sure what they saw looked like something like this.

At some point a shark is going to hit a human. Warnings should be out at least alerting people that specific areas are shark feeding grounds. This will cause panic, but in the society that we live in now with warning on everything, the public should know the facts.

UFO's in space

2009-08-04T15:37:00.000-04:00

Literally.

Ex KGB agent predicts America's demise

2009-08-03T20:57:00.003-04:00

This is a great video shot in 1985.

Have a good 4th of July

2009-07-04T08:00:00.000-04:00

Its almost the 4th, time to do something stupid

2009-07-03T12:28:00.000-04:00

Like jump over a moving car.

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Baby Bigfoot?

2009-06-30T10:38:00.003-04:00

So I'm about to set off for a weekend in the wilderness. And when I say wilderness I mean peeing in the woods and no internet. So nothing is like the great outdoors, and in the outdoors there is always a chance to run into bigfoot or poison ivy.

Here is a new video from Wisconsin, in which the person thinks he captured a baby bigfoot on a thermal camera.

Blogsquatcher---The videographer had this to say:
A baby bigfoot is seen here on the ground looking up to a branch in a tree just before it leaps up and swings through the tree's.
A photo later of a person 5 foot 6 inches, has shown this baby bigfoot is about 4 foot tall.
I don't know how the videographer knows it's a bigfoot. Maybe he'll answer some polite questions. I can see what looks like legs as it runs away, but it's so briefly on screen, I really am not sure what I see.

UPDATE: The videographer, who goes by the screen name replures, replied to my questions this way:
I was standing on the ground, and fell to my knee to start recording.
The reason I say bigfoot, is because it has the profile of a humanoid just before it leaps for the trees, and the reason I know its not a human is because of its speed and stealth through the branches.
I did go back to the spot with a person, and had the person stand where this thing was, the person stands 5 foot 6 inches tall, from this estimate the critter is 4 foot tall.
I would have to argue that I'm not so sure it has a profile of a humanoid in that brief moment before it leaps out of frame (which I cannot, unfortunately, get the YouTube file to freeze on..). I see something that looks a bit like a tail shooting off to the left. I also see what looks like ears up on the top. If I were going to guess, I'd say it was a fox or some other canid. It doesn't look like it's going up into a tree to me, either. It looks like the shot is at an angle down toward the ground, and the animal simply trots away.

Personally I think it is a cat.

Bilderberg is ready to emplode the economy

2009-06-25T13:51:00.001-04:00

If you have been paying attention to this blog, you should know that I hate the Bilderberg Group. There secret little tea parties drive me nuts. The Bidlerberg group is the most powerful organization in the world, and now Bilderberg experts have predicted their next move.

Corbert Report---Observers of the annual elitist confab known as Bilderberg have long known that plans discussed at the conference quickly become reality. In 2002, Bilderberg researcher Jim Tucker correctly predicted that the Iraq war would start in March 2003 (not late 2002, as many were predicting at the time). In 2006, Daniel Estulin correctly forecast the popping of the housing bubble and subsequent economic crash, a possibility that most talking heads in the corporate media were laughing at at the time. In 2008, Tucker forecast a dramatic drop in oil prices while most analysts were fretting about the possibility of $200 a barrel oil. Tucker and Estulin have proven so stunningly accurate in their predictions not because they have a crystal ball, but because they have sources inside the Bilderberg Group and other organizations where financial oligarchs and their political puppets make decisions about our geopolitical future.

2009 is not even half over, but it seems the forecasts made by both Estulin and Tucker based on their 2009 Bilderberg sources are already proving to be accurate. In a phone interview conducted as this year's conference was getting underway in Greece, Daniel Estulin warned The Corbett Report that the powers that be were preparing to run up the stock market one final time in order to draw the masses back into investing before crashing the market. Now, a worrying new report suggests that this is precisely the case as corporate executives start ditching their stocks at a rate not seen in years. Watch an excerpt from the interview in the video player below:

If what they are predicting is accurate, this falls in line with what I have been saying about a major economy hit that will occur in October. More precisely right around October 19th.

And I don't want to hear anything about Reinhardt. Since the last post about accurately predicting the economy collapse I did a little homework. Apparently Reinhardt predicted a "major storm" in May 2009. And I said a couple hundred point drop, which it did. There was no fucking major economical storm. Just a little drop.

theLucky---The Legatus will meet for there Pro-Life Pilgrimage on May 6-8. So I am thinking that this will be mostly them just trying to gather up funds to spew their pro-life Nazi views. So I am not anticipating a major market drop. But there will be at least couple hundred drop in the dow on May 11 or12th.

And for you Reinhardt lovers out there, he is also charging $700 to access his exclusive information. While you Mo Fo's can get better shit here for free!

Picture of the day

2009-06-25T12:29:00.001-04:00

Faux News has republican South Carolina Governor as a Democrat now. They are unbelievable.

9/11 FEMA videographer speaks out

2009-06-24T10:00:00.000-04:00

Here is a exclusive interview done by Volitire Network. It focuses on FEMA 9/11 videographer Kurt Sonnefield. Who had spent a month at ground zero. It leads to some interesting insight of the governments involvement with the attacks. This is a very interesting read.

Volitire Net--- Kurt Sonnenfeld: There were many things, in hindsight, that were disturbing at Ground Zero. It was odd to me that I was dispatched to go to New York even before the second plane hit the South Tower, while the media was still reporting only that a “small plane” had collided with the North Tower — far too small of a catastrophe at that point to involve FEMA . FEMA was mobilized within minutes, whereas it took ten days for it to deploy to New Orleans to respond to Hurricane Katrina, even with abundant advance warning! It was odd to me that all cameras were so fiercely prohibited within the secured perimeter of Ground Zero, that the entire area was declared a crime scene and yet the “evidence” within that crime scene was so rapidly removed and destroyed. And then it was very odd to me when I learned that FEMA and several other federal agencies had already moved into position at their command center at Pier 92 on September 10th, one day before the attacks!

Many things in the Official 9/11 report are just wrong.

We are asked to believe that all four of the “indestructible” black boxes of the two jets that struck the twin towers were never found because they were completely vaporized, yet I have footage of the rubber wheels of the landing gear nearly undamaged, as well as the seats, parts of the fuselage and a jet turbine that were absolutely not vaporized. This being said, I do find it rather odd that such objects could have survived fairly intact the type of destruction that turned most of the Twin Towers into thin dust. And I definitely harbor some doubts about the authenticity of the “jet” turbine, far too small to have come from one of the Boeings!

Parts of landing gear that was said to never have been found.
Here is the engine that was suppose to be never found.

It has been known for a long time that FEMA was onsite in New York ready for action on Monday.

Its also amazing how FEMA could accurately predict incoming mass murder/disaster and was able to setup a day before the planes hit. Ironically it took them 8 days to act for the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Mr. Sonnefield questioned the crime scene as well. This was labeled as a terrorist attack, where thousands of people died. But the investigation was not taking serious at all. Evidence quickly removed then destroyed. The investigation was practically a joke, no money was used in the investigating.

The Columbia Space Shuttle investigation in which only 7 people died cost $175 million.

The Monica Lewinsky blow job investigation cost $30 million.

The 9/11 investigation budget was originally only $3 million. But then added another 11 million. Which roughly came out to only 15 million.

So if this guy could blow the lid off the lies which surround what happened on 9/11 why is he in exile in Argentina?
You explained that your request for refugee status within the terms of the Geneva 1951 Convention is still being considered by the Argentinean Senate, while in 2005 you were granted political asylum, albeit, on a provisional basis. That probably makes you the first U.S. citizen in that situation! And no doubt the first U.S. Government official with direct exposure to the events surrounding September 11, 2001 who has “blown the whistle”. Is this what drove you into exile?

This is because he is suspected in killing his wife. Nothing like discrediting a witness. The only thing the media will report about this guy is that he is a murderer. This is how the government protects itself. If you know something that you shouldn't, and they view you as a threat, they will either "remove you" or make you out to be a crazy loony that kills people. This is how it works.

Rocky Mountain News---A former Federal Emergency Management Agency videographer accused of killing his wife in Denver is seeking political asylum in Argentina, claiming the U.S. government wants him silenced for what he saw in the smoldering ruins of the Twin Towers after 9/11.

Kurt Sonnenfeld's efforts to avoid extradition have gained interest from human rights organizations in South America and broad attention from conspiracy theorists on the Internet.

Sonnenfeld, 44, is charged with first-degree murder in the New Year's Day 2002 shooting death of his 36-year-old wife, Nancy, at the couple's home in Congress Park.

The case caused a sensation at the time, with friends describing Nancy as among the city's "beautiful people" and the two as "madly in love."

The charges against Sonnenfeld were dismissed just before trial in June 2002 after a note written by Nancy Sonnenfeld was found that supported Kurt Sonnenfeld's contention that she took her own life.

New charges were filed in 2004, however, after two Denver jail inmates came forward to say Sonnenfeld had confessed to them during his time in custody. By then, Sonnenfeld had remarried and was living in Argentina.

This is like a movie plot. Hey at least he is alive unlike other 9/11 whistle blowers.

And I don't want to even get into how many UFO whistleblowers have been silenced.

I am glad that the Argentina government granted him political asylum. At least one country is not afraid to recognize the tyranny of the US government. Hopefully Mr. Sonnefeld has some evidence in his possession in which someday can be used to prosecute those responsibly for the murder of many Americans.

NASA hair brain ideas to save the environment

2009-06-19T18:00:00.000-04:00

I am coming at the environment hard these last two weeks. And it continues. If you think ideas from Al Gore on how to improve the environment are nuts how bout some from NASA's top scientists.

NASA would like to move the earth.

Nasa aims to move Earth
Scientists' answer to global warming: nudge the planet farther from Sun
The Guardian---Scientists have found an unusual way to prevent our planet overheating: move it to a cooler spot.
All you have to do is hurtle a few comets at Earth, and its orbit will be altered. Our world will then be sent spinning into a safer, colder part of the solar system.
This startling idea of improving our interplanetary neighbourhood is the brainchild of a group of Nasa engineers and American astronomers who say their plan could add another six billion years to the useful lifetime of our planet - effectively doubling its working life.
'The technology is not at all far-fetched,' said Dr Greg Laughlin, of the Nasa Ames Research Center in California. 'It involves the same techniques that people now suggest could be used to deflect asteroids or comets heading towards Earth. We don't need raw power to move Earth, we just require delicacy of planning and manoeuvring.'
The plan put forward by Dr Laughlin, and his colleagues Don Korycansky and Fred Adams, involves carefully directing a comet or asteroid so that it sweeps close past our planet and transfers some of its gravitational energy to Earth.
'Earth's orbital speed would increase as a result and we would move to a higher orbit away from the Sun,' Laughlin said.
Engineers would then direct their comet so that it passed close to Jupiter or Saturn, where the reverse process would occur. It would pick up energy from one of these giant planets. Later its orbit would bring it back to Earth, and the process would be repeated.

Yes, moving the earth seems like a logical way to combat global climate change. This sounds like something Cartman from South Park would think of.

If that is not crazy enough, how about blowing up the moon?

Stabilizing our Weather by Destroying the Moon

Unexplainable---A University professor has a moonstruck solution to the Earth's weather problems. He wants to blow up the moon - or at least send it somewhere else. "It's the only way to rid the world of scorching deserts and artic winters," says Professor Alexander Abian, a mathematician at the University of Iowa. He claims that by getting rid of the moon, the Earth will then be able to shift into a "more desirable orbit." The suggestion which has been greeted with hoots and hollers from the world's scientific community, has been presented by the 65-year old Armenian-born expert to the American government. Abian suggests strategically placed hydrogen bombs on the Earth's satellite can either blow it apart, or send it careening into outer space, maybe even into the sun. It all depends where you put the charges, he says. "We've been held hostage by the moon for 5 million years, and we've been subjected to violent extremes in weather, not to mention that the planet is slowly becoming a desert. "It's time for a change." The change would make our weather less extreme, turn our deserts into fertile farm land, and make the north and south polar regions livable. But other scientists disagree, suggesting the professor might be moonstruck. "If you lose the moon, you LOSE THE TIDES. And if you melt the polar caps, you're going to flood the seacosts of every continent," one scientist explains.

This article was from 2005, is blowing up the moon about to happen in the next few days?

NASA is planning spectacular mission to bomb the Moon
The Mirror---There are no aliens up there, as far as we know, but the Americans are preparing to bomb the moon.

A space mission blasted off from Cape Canaveral today carrying a missile that will fire a hole deep in the lunar surface.

But this is no gung-ho display of firepower – it is actually a serious quest for water.

Nasa scientists expect the blast to send out a plume of debris visible from Earth.

They want to see if any water or vapour is revealed in the huge space cloud.
If so, it could provide vital supplies for a moonbase.

The moon is mostly dry desert but ice may be trapped in craters which never see sunlight.

The unmanned LCROSS mission – it stands for Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite – will fire a Centaur rocket into the surface at twice the speed of a bullet.

An accompanying spacecraft will orbit the moon for a year looking for possible landing sites for astronauts.

So next time you here a crazy idea on to save the environment, it probably not as crazy as NASA's ideas.

My new favorite website

2009-06-19T12:29:00.003-04:00

Under my blog list you fill find Universal Record Database. Its fucking awesome. Pretty much you just make up a world record, film it, and then you are the record holder. I want a world record. I think I can beat the fastest beer shotgun.

William Paul knifed open a 12-ounce can of Bud Light and shotgunned it in 2.78 seconds, a new world record. Paul beat the existing record by more than 2.5 seconds.

Paul achieved the feat at a New Year's Eve party in Grand Forks, North Dakota on December 31, 2008. Samantha Gallagher was present as a witness.

Man bets and loses $21,000 on baseball game decided by a flock of seagulls

2009-06-18T07:28:00.002-04:00

Deadspin---Betting on a mid-June AL Central baseball game seems like a brilliant path to financial freedom, but believe it or not, there are dangers. Like a flock of birds attacking Coco Crisp and costing you a $38,000 payday.
Aaron Smith, of (I assume) Las Vegas, put down two bets totaling $21,750 on last Thursday's matchup between the Royals and Indians, What would possess someone to do such a thing? Well, Zack Greinke was pitching and that guy like ... never loses.

If you don't know what happened, here is the video. The game went into extra innings and was decided when a ball took a bad bounce off a seagull. This is why you shouldn't bet on baseball.

EDIT:MLB will probably pull this video any second.

Picture of the day

2009-06-18T05:10:00.000-04:00

The Guardian---At midday in Beijing today the sky turned black as midnight, as one of the most spectacular storms in recent memory struck the Chinese capital.
Thunder clouds blocked the sun from 11am, forcing the authorities to turn on streetlamps, offices to blaze with fluorescent lights and cars to drive with their headlights on.
During the darkest period, around 11.20am, office cooler, classroom, Twitter and Facebook gossip turned apocalyptic with many half-jokingly prophesying the end of the world and new weather weapons, while others wondered publicly about a secret solar eclipse or the death of the sun.

Picture of the day

2009-06-17T15:49:00.001-04:00

I haven't had a picture of the day in a while, I thought this was funny.
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Politics and the Environment

2009-06-17T11:46:00.004-04:00

Yesterday the White House came out with a report saying that the environment is going to shit. And unfortunately if you believe this or not, really depends on your political view, and not if it is actually factually correct.

But the truth is, the earth is going down the shitter. Last week I tried to explain the difference between global warming and global climate change. Global warming is a natural occurring thing. And global climate change is man made. The whole world is experiencing global climate change, and the White House report reflects on that.

Scientific America---For instance, since 1900 global average temperatures have risen 1.5ºF and are expected to rise another 2ºF given emissions already in the atmosphere but not yet reflected in slow-moving climate systems.

Yet temperatures are rising faster over land than over the ocean and more during the winter than any other season. The result, according to scientists, is that winter temperatures across the Great Plains and Midwest are now some 7º warmer than historical norms.
And that means a reduction in Great Lakes ice cover, which leads to more evaporation, lower water levels, and consequent impacts on shipping, infrastructure, beaches and ecosystems.

Meanwhile the Caribbean and Southeast will see increases in wind, rain and storm surges. California and the Southwest will see drier summers. All will see impacts to human health, water supply, agriculture and other aspects of society, the report's authors concluded.

In Chicago, for instance, annual heat-related deaths per six million people could rise from less than 200 that the city saw in the mid-1970s to almost 700 one generation from now.
In the Northwest, the spring snow pack has already declined 25 percent over the past 40 to 70 years. It will likely shrink another 40 percent by the 2040s, the report said, seriously stressing water supplies, agricultural production and hydropower.

This is exactly what I pointed out last week. Man made effects will change the weather all over the world. It doesn't necessarily mean that it is going to start getting hot everywhere. In some places yes, in other places the exact opposite will happen.

These are facts, they can not be disputed. But if you look at how the Conservatives view this same report, you get a different outlook.

The Heritage Foundation---The Obama administration climate report identifies a number of impacts from global warming including “increases in heavy downpours, rising temperature and sea level”; “increased heat, pests, water stress, diseases, and weather extremes”; and increased “heat stress, waterborne diseases, poor air quality, extreme weather events, and diseases transmitted by insects and rodents.” These are all bad. But how bad? The report does not put a price tag on any of these maladies. But the report does identify some benefits from global warming including “thawing permafrost, lengthening growing seasons”, and “earlier snowmelt.” As Manhattan Institute senior fellow Jim Manzi has noted the U.S. should not expect any net economic damage from global warming before 2100. So the net threat for the United States from global warming over the next 90 years is essentially zero.

Reading stuff like this scares the shit out of me. Because this is all about greed. When you sacrifice the environment (“thawing permafrost, lengthening growing seasons”, and “earlier snowmelt.”) for economic gains that is so 1940's. Even in this tough economic times people need to realize we only have one planet. If we destroy it, that's it. We can't go to another one. This one is ours and we are responsibly for taking care of it. But when you have politicians that deny to even recognize the facts, then it makes me wonder what their agendas are? Big Oil?

If humans continue down this path, the earth is going to end up like the movie Water World. And we know how bad that movie sucked.

Am I the only one that thinks this is a bad idea?

2009-06-16T18:00:00.001-04:00

Blind, deaf man to lead expedition
Trip will take 20 children through Amazon
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) - Bill Barkeley spoke Monday downtown Grand Rapids in honor of the fifth anniversary of the Hearing Loss Association of America.

Barkeley has Usher's syndrome, which has caused him to progressively go blind and deaf starting at age 28.

But he doesn't let anything slow him down. In 2007, Barkeley conquered Mount Kilimanjaro, documenting his entire journey. Now, he is spreading his motivational message.

Barkeley will lead an expedition called Hear the World next year, taking 20 hearing-impaired children to the Amazon.

Hey I am all for people with disabilities accomplishing great feats in life. I think it puts an explanation point on how bad my life sucks. But the blind leading the blind in the Amazon Jungle is not something that I would want to be a part of.

What are the parents of these children thinking? Why would they ever let their blind kids go on a jungle safari with a blind and deaf person leading them. This has the recipe for a epic fail.

Here are my odds on what I think will happen.

2/5 someone catches a disease (malaria/yellow fever)
2/1 someone gets bite by a snake
100000/1 someone gets whacked in the face with a branch that someone thinks that they are holding for them
10/1 someone falls off or down a cliff
13/1 group gets attacked by indigenous people
4/1 group gets attacked by monkeys
2/1 someone gets lost

All the best to them, I hope they all come back.

Strange ring appears over UK amusement park

2009-06-16T06:00:00.000-04:00

Strange indeed. But I have seen this before. Rings like this have been appearing for decades.

Billerica's Town Manager gets it

2009-06-15T23:00:00.002-04:00

This is for everyone that has been to, or knows about Billerica. I like to think Billerica is in some permanent time vortex where time stands still. Apparently so did the former Town Manger when he busted out these awesome quotes.

Some individuals, and I'm not one of them, are stuck in the '80s

Wendy's is considered to them to be a wonderful thing.

I look at [Billerica] as a town that needs a lot of work.

I'm just saying that you don't photograph well. You don't have curb appeal.

boston.com

Wow, I couldn't have said any better myself. Except for that Wendy's comment because it is the only Wendy's for like 20 square miles, so that shit is a wonderful thing. It's still the only town in America where guy's still peg their jeans, old ladies have more shoulder padding then the football team, and it has the highest hair spray per capita in the world.

Seriously next to Mac 2's, Tom Glavine, and dumb chicks with fake boobs nothing positive has ever come out of Billerica. The Town Manager who quit after making these quotes is obviously a outsider. He sees what people have been seeing in Billerica for decades, possibly for centuries. So I understand why he quit after saying these things. Because people in Billerica like living decades behind modern fashion and technology. (Most popular car is the Iroc-Z) This guy was rocking the boat. Billerica needs a leader that is willing to wear (MC) Hammer pants with Doc Martens. Not some guy that wants to better the town. So good for Billerica.

Friday's Failure of the day

2009-06-12T15:49:00.002-04:00

What a arse! Have a good weekend bitches!

Kid Falls 28ft Out Of Tree - Watch more Funny Videos

Friday, I am to lazy links

2009-06-12T14:32:00.003-04:00

Elderly man has shit beating out of him. TCPlam
Teen gets hit by 30,000 mph meteorite. Mirror
Women who missed fatal Air France flight dies anyways. Times Online
Two dudes marry tree. Guess they got wood. Chron.com
Smart women have better sex. Mail Online
Obama takes on Federal Reserve Bank=dead Presidents.(must read) MINA
That chick from the Hills is posing for Playboy, no not LC. Dlisted
Iran gets their voting ballots from Florida. The Guardian
Lions loose in Hotlanta. WSBTV
GPS gives really, really bad directions. WSBTV
And the video of the day. A bird attacking people in the streets of San Fransico.

Its time to tackle the environment

2009-06-11T23:50:00.001-04:00

I have been dodging it for awhile, but I need to start making some environmental topics. Specially when I read stuff like this.

Global warming? Not so fast, skeptics say at meeting

Pilot Online---U.S. Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was in a froth, and his audience loved it.

The California Republican was talking about global warming and could barely contain his disgust.

"Al Gore has been wrong all along!" Rohrabacher yelled into the microphone. "This is outrageous! All of this is wrong! The people who have stifled this debate have an agenda that is just frightening!"

Welcome to the third annual International Conference on Climate Change, a daylong session of speeches and scientific presentations that took place Tuesday just blocks from the U.S. Capitol. Almost no media covered the event.

Organized by The Heartland Institute and other conservative think tanks and groups, the conference drew about 250 guests, most of them researchers and policy analysts, some from as far away as Japan and Australia.

Poor Al Gore. Its like his name has now been Munsoned, whenever the term Global Warming comes up. Its bad enough that he got screwed out of the Presidency because of some fake votes, and now he gets continually kicked when he is down.

People like to point out that Al Gore created the notion of Global Warming. And when ever a tidbit of anti-global warming data comes out, they like to throw it in his face. These are same people that probably thought Al Gore created the internet, and curse at him when their computer get a virus.

Something that I learned a long time ago, and it is even more true today is POLITICIANS ARE NOT SCIENTIST! They have no fucking clue on anything to do with science. 99% can't tell you the difference between a cirrus cloud or a cumulus cloud. They take a stance (either for or against) on the environment because of their on political agenda. Not because they know what they are taking about.

Al Gore saw his chance as a "green" candidate and rode with it. His degree is in politics, not anything to do with environmental causes. Gore is just merely a spokesman for the environment. It does not necessarily mean that he knows what he is talking about all the time.

Which leads me to the term global warming. I hate this fucking term. People think that global warming means the whole planet is getting warm. Its very misleading. Anti-environmentalist jump all over this every time some cold weather data pops up. There is no global warming. None, do not think that the earth is instantly a Hot Pocket cooked too long in the microwave.
The correct term is Global Climate Change.

It is well documented that for billions of years the earth temperatures fluxes up and down. This has been happening without any human involvement. It is mainly due to the tilt of the earth's axis and the sun's rays. Currently the earth is between ice ages. So in theory, if anything, we should be shifting towards a natural colder environment.

That is of course if man does not interfere. Which it is doing.

Its a no brainier that the burning of fossil fuels causes greenhouses gases to accumulate. I fully believe that naturally the earth can handle the amount of man made gases through photosynthesis. Just take in consideration how much methane (greenhouse gas) cows produce. Estimates go as high as 14% of all greenhouses are caused by cows.

Go back 100's of millions of years ago where giant herbivore dinosaurs roamed the land, and just think about their farts. If a cow can produce 100-200 liters of methane per day, how much did a brontosaurs make? Plus back then the earth was not as stable as it is now. Volcanic activity was through the roof. If you consider at today standards, where there is not too much volcanic activity going on. Volcano's produce 1/100 of greenhouses emission of what humans produce. So volcano's kick out 100,000,000 tons of CO2 per year, compared to 10,000,000,000 from humans. I think it is impossible to forecast this but with the amount of volcanic activity during the Cretaceous Period can be somewhat compared to the amount of emissions humans make.

So my point is back when the dinosaurs did their thing I think the CO2 and other greenhouse gases were similar or higher then what they are now. And global warming did not kill the dinosaurs. Actually it could have, because no one really knows. Wouldn't that be a kicker.

Lets say it didn't. The earth does a good job in dealing with all those unwanted gases. That is because the earth can buffer the greenhouses gases. It does this through photosynthesis.

Global CO2 levels are always lower during summer months (depends on the hemisphere). Because that is when photosynthesis is the highest. The problem with this today is that humans are destroying the buffer system to handle the CO2 emissions. There is simply not enough trees anymore. Deforestation is the reason why global warming is even a topic. If humans stop destroying rainforest and logging trees, then the earth should be able to take care of itself. In regards to greenhouse gases.

But we are rapidly losing trees. Only 30% of land is still considered forest. Each year we lose a size of Panama to deforestation. And replanting trees is greatly lagging behind. Without trees we have no efficient natural way to remove the large amounts of CO2 humans produce.

Just look what happened on Easter Island. Once all the trees were cut down on the island, everything died. This can and will happen to the whole earth if we continue to deforest at the rate we are doing it.

The world's forest, especially the rainforest are the key for a stable environment. We are already started to see the repercussions of man. Climates are changing. People get brainwashed with this global warming nonsense and are just looking for warmer temperature and rising sea water. Well, in some places they may find it and other places they will find the opposite. And that is because it is global climate change. Deforestation and greenhouse emissions are changing normal weather patterns. Places that use to be deserts are now getting rain, wetlands are drying up, ice caps are melting, and I am having long ass cold winters. If this was a natural earth occurrence then fine. But its not, all of this have been happening with in the last few decades. And man is the only person to blame.

To wrap this all up. Do not believe in global warming. The whole earth is going through a climate change in which man is causing. The main factor behind this is the destruction of our forests. So if you want to make a difference, go out and plant a tree.

Women sues Cap'n Crunch

2009-06-10T16:15:00.000-04:00

Judge kills suit claiming 'crunchberrries' aren't real fruit

USA Today---This tale of an attempted cereal killing comes to you courtesy of the legal blog Lowering the Bar.

A federal judge in California has dismissed a complaint filed by a San Diego woman who had bought "Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries" for four years believing the cereal contained real berries.

Janine Sugawara cried fraud when she learned the "berries" were only colored cereal balls flavored with strawberry concentrate. She sued the manufacturer on behalf of all crunchberry-eating Americans.

Judge Morrison England Jr. drowned the claim with the milk of common sense:
"This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a "crunchberry."

Well I didn't see this coming. I am not a cereal eater, but when I do. I usually go with the Cap'n. Nah, not this one. Ruins my morning.
More like this happy guy.
I am actually a huge fan of the Christmas Crunch.
I love my crunchberries as much as the next guy, but it looks like this women loves them more than me. I am not sure why it took her four years to read the side of the box that has the ingredients. Probably because she is fat, or too busy doing the games on the back of the box.
I actually feel bad for this lady. Because once I was tricked in a Nigerian internet scam that my colored cereal balls were actually fruit as well. So I know how this women feels. And what is this world coming to? If crunchberries aren't real, what's next? Tomorrow I probably read how snozberries aren't real.

News from late night talk shows

2009-06-09T11:51:00.004-04:00

Late night shows are usually on too late for me to watch. That is why I watch them on the internet.

Couple of amazing things happened in the past week on late night shows. For one on Conan, Ryan Seacrest showed a picture of himself as a kid. And he looks like a chubbier version of me at the same age.

The only thing Seacrest is missing is the head gear, and the head gear head marks.

The other truly amazing thing from late night TV occurred on the Jimmy Fallon show. When did he get a show?

Anyways, Zack Morris showed up. And looked exactly the same as when he was at Bayside High.

There are way too many useless studies done by academia insitutions

2009-06-09T07:01:00.000-04:00

I saw this in Cosmopolitian. And why do I read Cosmo? Because I can.

Beer goggles are a myth!
Cosmo---In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists have found that there's not such thing as "beer goggles" (they were taking a break from finding a cure for cancer, you see). In fact, alcohol actually has the opposite effect, and makes men see women as less attractive. Researchers asked 240 men and women (half of whom had consumed alcohol, to varying effects) to rate photos of women on their attractiveness, and to try to guess their ages. While women found it more difficult to guess the ages of the women in the photos when inebriated, men did not.
Dr Vincent Egan, from the University of Leicester, said: "This study suggests that alcohol consumption and make-up use do not interfere with how old we perceive someone to be.

"Another interesting finding was that overall participants who drank alcohol actually rated all the women in the photos as less attractive, compared to the participants who hadn't drunk alcohol. This seemingly flies in the face of the commonly held notion of 'beer goggles'."
The lesson? Don't get tanked - you'll find that guy at the bar a lot more enticing.

This makes no fucking sense. Anyone who had ever drank if their life knows what beer goggles are. And there fucking real.

I would love to see how Dr. Vincent Egan proposed this study for grant money. Something along the lines of getting people drunk and see if they hump ugly people.

I think everyday I read about some useless study that some professor does at some school that is absolutely useless. What possibly benefits do useless studies have to society? For awhile I thought they provide none.

But I figure some that douche will need to do a study on everything. If something hasn't been done before, then someone will do it. That is just the nature of useless studies.

If your going to wasting money, might as well do it scientifically. Because what else would colleges be spending money on, education?

Here are some useless studies that I would like to see done.

The study on why fat people move so slowly, unless there is a open seat on the train, in which they turn instantly into a gazelle.
The study on how many dingleberries a adult male produces in a year.
The study on how some vegetarian's are fat.
The study on why there are still Americans that don't believe 9/11 was a inside job. (really this boggles my mind)
The study on why girls say one thing, but actually mean something else.
The study on why I hate fat people.
The study on where socks go when you wash your clothes.
The study on why nut jobs continue to think corn chips, stains in windows, poo stains on the floor, and other shit are actually imagines of Jesus.

So these are a couple useless studies that I would like to see done. I figure that stupid studies will always get done, so instead of always bitching about them. Might as well throw my ideas out there, and hope one of my studies get a paper written.

What did I do?

2009-06-08T09:57:00.003-04:00

The weekend is over, and I am sure people are wondering what I did. I ended up getting my twirl on and going to a Phish show.
EDIT: If you dance they will come.

Weirdo Kid Starts Huge Dance Party - Watch more Funny Videos

What to do?

2009-06-05T15:21:00.005-04:00

I think for the first time I have nothing to write about. Sure I can always blog about silly crap. Like making fun of this alien cult that want to built a Las Vegas theme park.

(LAS VEGAS, Nv) -- The Raelian Movement is announcing plans to build a UFOland in Las Vegas where visitors can attend a Happiness Academy and see a full-size replica of a UFO.

But some days I just ain't feeling it. And today is one of those days. I thought I was going to take today off from the blog game. You know the game can wear you down, but I said fuck it.

The larger question is what the hell am I going to do this weekend? There is 100% chance that I will be drunk, and that will probably be very soon. But where do I consume mass quantities of alcohol and with who? That is my problem at the moment.

I could go to a beer fest this weekend. Last time I went to one it was fun, but the person I went with then has now turned into this person.

I could lame out and catch up on some summer movies, but that is just lame.

I could do some reading, and catch up on some blog stuff. But where is the excitement for that.

I could do something exciting and become a superhero. Apparently this is quite popular now.

CNN---As people become disillusioned from financial woes and a downtrodden economy and look to put new purpose in their lives, everyday folks are taking on new personas to perform community service, help the homeless and even fight crime.
"The movement is growing," said Ben Goldman, a real-life superhero historian. Goldman, along with Chaim "Life" Lazaros and David "Civitron" Civitarese, runs the New York-based Web site Superheroes Anonymous as part of an initiative dedicated to organizing and making alliances with superhero groups.

But I am just way to pretty to be risking life and limb on the mean streets. Plus I am just a pussy, that will end up injured. Even though I would probably look good in tights.

So I am left with a lot of questions on what I should do? This is the first weekend in a while I don't have anything planned, and I am not sure how to handle it. Most likely I will sit on my ass.

Feel free to offer suggestions.

More of Champ

2009-06-04T10:06:00.000-04:00

Some enhanced videos.

Media now picking up the Champ story

2009-06-03T16:00:00.000-04:00

Champ mystery grows
Burlington Free Press---A cell-phone video of a “creature” that appears to be swimming in Lake Champlain near Oakledge Park in Burlington last weekend is sparking renewed discussion about “Champ,” the lake’s legendary monster. The nearly 2-minute video, taken at sunrise Sunday by Burlington resident Eric Olsen, 37, shows an object moving across the mouth of the small cove and beach area at the park.
At several points during the video, the object appears to raise its “head” a foot or more above the water’s surface. At other times a portion of what appears to be a torso, several feet in length, also can been seen.
“I was just filming the water when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw something move, and I turned toward it and tried to zoom in on it,” said Olsen, a Web site developer and musician.

Glad to see that some attention is being drawn to this video. I will still say that it is some sort of quadruped, probably a deer. But here some some screen shots from the video.

When you compare these photos with the famous 1977 photo of Champ it does look a little similar.

Personally I always thought this photo was fake.

I am overdue for someone to sue me

2009-06-02T16:00:00.000-04:00

Blogger jailed in Anna Nicole Smith defamation suit

Breitbart---A real estate agent in Houston who blogged about Anna Nicole Smith was jailed for contempt last week in a defamation case brought by the late Playboy model's mother.
Legal experts said bloggers are increasingly the targets of such litigation, which are testing the bounds of free speech.

So I write a lot of crazy shit. So I figure it is only a matter of time before someone throws a lawsuit at me. I have been threaten before. Like the time I posted the cure for cancer. And the random shout out of a slander suit, from this post.

It is only a matter of time as I see it.

New video of Champ

2009-06-02T06:30:00.000-04:00

I have a shit load going on this week so not to many posts. I don't want to hear any bitching. But this is fresh footage shot over the weekend in Vermont of Champ the Lake Monster. Here is the quote from the video.

I shot this video of SOMETHING in the lake at Oakledge Park on Sunday (05/31/09) early am (0530 or so). I don’t know what the eff it is but it’s definitely not normal…Was anyone else out and about around Oakledge on Sunday just after sunrise?

Very strange video. Tough to tell if it is a hoax or not, I suppose someone could be swimming underneath the water, but is that worth it for a youtube video?

It also could be a female moose swimming across the water. It is defiantly moving on its own so it is not a log. I will try and get some zoomed in stills later.

Bigfoot real or not?

2009-05-28T17:00:00.000-04:00

This may come as a shock to some, but I don't believe in bigfoot or the yeti. I have not seen any solid evidence that some half-man half-ape is walking around in the forest. The best evidence that this creature is in existence is through eyewitnesses. In the court of Law, eyewitness make for great evidence. However, in science it is the worst evidence.

I get into many disagreements with bigfoot believes about one case in particular. And that is the Patterson footage. Most bigfootologist (is that even a word), believe that this is the Holy Grail of bigfoot videos. They believe that this is with out a doubt the mythical beast. I think differently.

I am sure you have seen the video before. Even if you could careless about bigfoot, the video has been around long enough that you must have seen it somewhere, but just in case here it is.

So in the video you have a female bigfoot casually strolling through the woods on a Sunday afternoon.

I will admit the video does look pretty good. People like to point out the muscle movement, the long arms, and facial expressions and that's all good. But I like to focus on the man you don't see in the video, the guy holding the camera. Roger Patterson. Yes, he had a accomplice named Roger Gimlin, but he was just a pawn.

Patterson became interested in bigfoot in 1962 after reading an article in a paper about the creature. A few years later he created a movie about the Yeti. This movie was a collection of press clippings and other little things. But it didn't stop after this movie. His interested only grew.

At this point bigfoot became an obsession. He started to take loans to make more bigfoot documentaries, loans that he would never pay back.

Wiki--Some decades after the Patterson-Gimlin film's publicity, Greg Long interviewed people who described Patterson as a liar, a conman, and sometimes worse. Pat Mason, Glen Koelling, Bob Swanson and Vilma Radford claimed Patterson never repaid loans they made to him for various Bigfoot-related ventures. Radford alone had corroborative evidence: A $700 promissory note "for expenses in connection with filming of 'Bigfoot: Americas Abominable Snowman. (sic)'" Patterson agreed to repay her $850, plus 5 percent of any profits from the film. Also, records show Bob Gimlin sued DeAtley and Patterson's widow Patricia, in 1975, claiming he wasn't receiving his share of the film's proceeds. In addition, Roger Patterson's own brother-in-law, Bruce Mondor, came forward and admitted that Roger showed him how he hoaxed bigfoot tracks. No one doubted the sincerity of Patterson's belief in Bigfoot; he was consumed by the search for it.

The worst part about his documentaries was that he was faking evidence. He was creating fake footprints of the creature and passing them off as real. But no cares to bring this up when discussing the video.

And how did the famous video come about? Well this originally started back in 1957 when loggers found large footprints somewhere in the vicinity of Bluff Creek which is in Northern California. Local papers picked up the story, and Patterson decided to run with it.

In May of 1967 Patterson rented a 16mm camera to work on his new documentary. Since Patterson was a scum bag, he never returned it on time. He set out in the woods around Bluff Creek on October 20th of that year with the sole purpose of video taping bigfoot. And what do you know he found bigfoot.

Patterson and Gimlin stumble upon a female bigfoot walking around a creek bed in the afternoon. However, when interviewed later Patterson and Gimlin gave different accounts on what happened. The time of the event varied from either 1:30 or 3:30. The men were both on horsebacks, and they gave different description on how the horses reacted, and they gave different accounts on the size of the creature.

The footage was the the center piece for Patterson documentary. A documentary that was shown in movie houses and made Patterson a instant celebrity. However, Patterson's greed got the better of him, and he over sold the rights of the movie which cost him in a lengthy legal battle.

Now I strictly believe that the footage is nothing more than a man in a costume. In 1967 Phillip Morris of Morris Costume said he received a call from some who identified himself as Roger Petterson and asked to buy one of this gorilla suits. Morris thought it was nothing more than a regular sale, so he sent Patterson a suit for him to inspect. Here is Morris and and one of his gorilla suits.

I do not believe that Patterson thought this suit would fly, it looked too much like a monkey suit. So enter John Chambers. The word around Hollywood for years was that John Chambers made Patterson suit. Who is John Chambers? He is a Academy Award winner makeup artist who made the costumes for the Planet of the Ape movies. Planet of the Apes came out in 1968, so it was conceivable that the costumes could have been around since 1965.

StrangeMag---I have heard that Chambers made the Patterson suit from at least two or three different people. Common sense-the footage looks like a suit. Looking at the stuff that Chambers did-the style and all that, and then having seen the stuff on Lost in Space and just knowing that in that era he was pretty much the only game in town, it makes sense. It falls into place. Jim McPherson had heard that Chambers had built that suit and that [Chambers] himself might not even have known what the suit was built for. I think that Patterson maybe had just called him up and wanted to rent some kind of suit. Because at the time he and Dick Smith were the best guys doing that kind of stuff. And he was more of an effects-type guy than Dick Smith. Dick Smith was more of a makeup guy while Chambers was building suits and creatures and was really pretty much the only game in town in the '60s.

Is this the same suit that Patterson used?

If it was a suit, who was the man inside the suit? His name is Bob Heironimus. He admitted to being in the suit to the Washington Post.

"It's time to let this thing go," he told the paper. "I've been burdened with this for 36 years, seeing the film clip on tv numerous times. Somebody's making lots of money off this, except for me. But that's not the issue – the issue is that it's time to finally let people know the truth."

Patterson told Bob he would get paid $1000 for wearing the suit. For which Patterson never paid him.

Bigfoot, must have some pretty big feet. What I find strange about the Patterson bigfoot feet is how pearly white the soles of the feet are.
It also shows that bigfoot has no toes either. Which is strange because a few days after Patterson shot his footage a Park Ranger found tracks in the mud where the video was shot. Here is the foot print.
It looks identical to a human foot print. When you compare this to other bigfoot prints, for example Josh Gates print of the Yeti found last year it looks nothing alike.

What also stands out in the Patterson foot print is the movement of earth upwards in the middle of the print. To me this looks like someone stepped in mud while wearing something on their foot that was over sized, creating a suction in the middle when the foot tried to dislodge from the mud.

But to me the most incredible piece of evidence is Patterson luck. Thousands of people have gone in search of bigfoot and can not even come remotely close to what he caught on film. Even today with far superior technology, like trail cams, flir imaging, night vision, and even satellites. We can't even come close. And all Patterson did was say he was going to go look for bigfoot, and POOF! Bigfoot is suddenly taking stroll threw the woods.

So I do not believe that Patterson bigfoot is real at all. Patterson is the bigfoot version of Billy Meier. He was a con man that wanted to get rich off the gullibility of the public, which he did. People still worship his video, and for that I laugh.

Picture of the day: Pay the $0.00 or we are shutting off the cable

2009-05-28T12:13:00.003-04:00

Click for larger view.

Fat people use the race card for people being mean to them

2009-05-26T19:33:00.003-04:00

This is the silliest thing I have read in a while.

Boston.com---At the end of the trial, all the women had gained weight. But the women who said they felt higher levels of racism gained more weight and had bigger waist-size increases compared to the women who felt the least racism. That held true after accounting for factors such as education, geographic region, and beginning body mass index.

Come on! Yes, there are racist people out there. But give me a break people don't like fat people. Most Americans are fat, and that is one reason why other countries don't like us.

I like everyone, except fat people. Does that make me racist? Well yes, if you include fat as a race. The fat people in this study are looking for a excuse on why they are fat, and its not because of race. Its because of french fries, and their lazy asses. So instead of blaming mean people because your the size of Ireland, get up off the couch and go for a walk to buy a salad.

Picture of the day: Lesbian Beat Down

2009-05-26T07:30:00.000-04:00

Boston Herald---P-town cops say Patten was drunk early Saturday when he got tossed out of Vixen nightclub and beat up two lesbians, one of whom was shoved through a window. Cops say Patten, a student at a New York college, spewed anti-gay slurs at the women during the incident outside the Post Office cabaret. He was arrested at the scene as an angry mob looked on, infuriated by his rant, police said.

Man nothing like a good ass kicking by a couple of girls. I just hope in his defense that these were the butchiest of butch lesbians. Because judging by the picture he got owned. If I was him I would tell everyone that they didn't fight fair, and kicked him in the groin. Because no one should look this bad after a fight with a girl.

Headline of the day: Porn star blows world record bid

2009-05-21T15:42:00.004-04:00

PORN star Sexy Cora bit off more than she could chew when she tried to break the ORAL SEX world record for a new blue movie.
The Sun---Blonde Cora — real name Carolin Berger — had aimed to service 200 punters in Hamburg, Germany.
But she was forced to call off the bid when she collapsed after reaching her 75th man and was rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties.
The 21-year-old star is currently on police bail for filming sex scenes for another porno in a family park in broad daylight.
She is facing indecency charges after outraged families called cops.
Her semi-naked co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled including one who broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers.

Only made it to 75 men? What a disgrace. Even if she made it to the full 200 men, she is still short of the record, which is held by Summer Nyte. In 2005 she blew 249 men. But hey, she is only 21, still time to work on her technique.

2009 Bilderberg

2009-05-21T12:17:00.001-04:00

Last week on May 14th-17th in Vouliagmeni, Greece the Bilderberg Group held its 58th meeting. If you knew this was happening, pat yourself on the back.

I have been trying to gather up information about this meeting for the last few days, but it has been tough to come by.

If you don't know who or what Bilderberg is, your probably not alone. They do not want you to know who they are.

The group was founded in 1954 at the Bilderberg Hotel in Germany. They meet once a year at a exclusive hotel somewhere in the world. The location is picked only a few weeks before the meeting. There are about 30 or so members that go every year, and about 100 new invitees every year. Members are the most powerful people in the world. They consist of politicians, business, leaders, bankers, and heads of states. Here are 2008 attendees.

People like to throw around the phrase New World Order, well Bilderberg is as close as it gets to New World Order. These are leaders from all corners of the world that meet in secretly to discuss how the world is being run. And they do not allow any media coverage. Its hard enough to find anything about their meeting, but this is what I found out so far.

Here is a list of the attendees.

Dutch Queen Beatrix

Queen Sofia of Spain

Prince Constantijn (Belgian Prince)

Prince Philippe Etienne Ntavinion, Belgium

Étienne, Viscount Davignon, Belgium (former vice-president of the European Commission)

Josef Ackermann (Swiss banker and CEO of Deutsche Bank)

Keith B. Alexander, United States (Lieutenant General, U.S. Army, Director of the National Security Agency)

Roger Altman, United States (investment banker, former U.S. Deputy Treasury Secretary under Bill Clinton)

Georgios A. Arapoglou, Greece (Governor of National Bank of Greece)

Ali Babaca , Turkey (Deputy Prime Minister responsible for economy)

Francisco Pinto Balsemão, Portugal (former Prime Minister of Portugal)

Nicholas Bavarez, France (economist and historian)

Franco Bernabè, Italy (Telecom Italia)

Xavier Bertrand, France (French politician connected to Nicolas Sarkozy)

Carl Bildt, Sweden (former Prime Minister of Sweden)

January Bgiorklount, Norway (?)

Christoph Blocher, Switzerland (industrialist, Vice President of the Swiss People’s Party)

Alexander Bompar, France (?)

Ana Patricia Botin, Spain, (President of Banco Banesto)

Henri de Castries, France (President of AXA, the French global insurance companies group)

Juan Luis Cebrián, Spain (journalist for Grupo PRISA; his father was a senior journalist in the fascist Franco regime)

W. Edmund Clark, Canada (CEO TD Bank Financial Group)

Kenneth Clarke, Great Britain (MP, Shadow Business Secretary)

Luc Cohen, Belgium (?)

George David, United States (Chairman and former CEO of United Technologies Corporation, board member of Citigroup)

Richard Dearlove, Great Britain (former head of the British Secret Intelligence Service)

Mario Draghi, Italy (economist, governor of the Bank of Italy)

Eldrup Anders, Denmark (CEO Dong Energy)

John Elkann, Italy (Italian industrialist, grandson of the late Gianni Agnelli, and heir to the automaker Fiat)

Thomas Enders, Germany (CEO Airbus)

Jose Entrekanales, Spain (?)

Isintro phenomena casket, Spain (?)

Niall Ferguson, United States (Professor of History at Harvard University and William Ziegler Professor at Harvard Business School)

Timothy Geithner, United States (Secretary of the Treasury)

Ntermot convergence, Ireland (AIV Group) (?)

Donald Graham, United States (CEO and chairman of the board of The Washington Post Company)

Victor Chalmperstant, Netherlands (Leiden University)

Ernst Hirsch Ballin, Netherlands (Dutch politician, minister of Justice in the fourth Balkenende cabinet, member of the Christian Democratic Appeal)

Richard Holbrooke, United States (Obama’s special envoy for Afghanistan and Pakistan)

Jaap De Hoop Scheffer, Netherlands (Dutch politician and the current NATO Secretary General)

James Jones, United States (National Security Advisor to the White House)

Vernon Jordan, United States (lawyer, close adviser to President Bill Clinton)

Robert Keigkan, United States (? - possibly Robert Kagan, neocon historian)

Girki Katainen, Finland (?)

John Kerr (aka Baron Kerr of Kinlochard), Britain (Deputy Chairman of Royal Dutch Shell and an independent member of the House of Lords)

Mustafa Vehbi Koç, Turkey (President of industrial conglomerate Koç Holding)

Roland GT, Germany (?)

Sami Cohen, Turkey (Journalist) (?)

Henry Kissinger, United States

Marie Jose Kravis, United States (Hudson Institute)

Neelie Kroes, Netherlands (European Commissioner for Competition)

Odysseas Kyriakopoulos, Greece (Group S & B) (?)

Manuela Ferreira Leite, Portugal (Portuguese economist and politician)

Bernardino Leon Gross, Spain (Secretary General of the Presidency)

Jessica Matthews, United States (President of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace)

Philippe Maystadt (President of the European Investment Bank)

Frank McKenna, Canada (Deputy Chairman of the Toronto-Dominion Bank)

John Micklethwait, Great Britain (Editor-in-chief of The Economist)

Thierry de Montbrial, France (founded the Department of Economics of the École Polytechnique and heads the Institut français des relations internationales)

Mario Monti, Italy (Italian economist and politician, President of the Bocconi University of Milan)

Miguel Angel Moratinos, Spain (Minister of Foreign Affairs)

Craig Mundie, United States (chief research and strategy officer at Microsoft)

Egil Myklebust, Norway (Chairman of the board of SAS Group, Scandinavian Airlines System)

Mathias Nass, Germany (Editor of the newspaper Die Zeit)

Denis Olivennes, France (director general of Nouvel Observateur)

Frederic Oudea, France (CEO of Société Générale bank)

Cem Özdemir, Germany (co-leader of the Green Party and Member of the European Parliament)

Tommaso Padoa-Schioppa, Italy (Italian banker, economist, and former Minister of Economy and Finance)

Dimitrios Th.Papalexopoulo, Greece (Managing Director of Titan Cement Company SA)

Richard Perle, United States (American Enterprise Institute)

David Petraeus, United States (Commander, U.S. Central Command)

Manuel Pinho, Portugal (Minister of Economy and Innovation)

J. Robert S. Prichard, Canada (CEO of Torstar Corporation and president emeritus of the University of Toronto)

Romano Prodi, Italy (former Italian Prime Minister and former President of the European Commission)

Heather M. Reisman, Canada (co-founder of Indigo Books & Music Inc.).

Eivint Reitan, Norway (economist, corporate officer and politician for the Centre Party)

Michael Rintzier, Czech Republic (?)

David Rockefeller, United States

Dennis Ross, United States (special adviser for the Persian Gulf and Southwest Asia to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton)

Barnett R. Rubin, United States (Director of Studies and Senior Fellow, Center for International Cooperation)

Alberto Rouith-Gkalarthon, Spain (?)

Susan Sampantzi Ntintzer, Turkey (?) Guler Sabanci, President of Sabanci Holdings (?)

Indira Samarasekera, Canada (President of University of Alberta, Board of Directors Scotiabank)

Rountol Solten, Austria (?)

Jürgen E. Schrempp, Germany (CEO DaimlerChrysler)

Pedro Solbes Mira, Spain (economist, Socialist, Second Vice President and Minister of Economy and Finance)

Sampatzi Saraz, Turkey (banker) (?) possibly Süreyya Serdengeçti (former Governor of the Central Bank of Turkey) http://arsiv.zaman.com.tr/2002/05/29/ekonomi/h6.htm

Sanata Seketa, Canada (University of Canada) (?)

Lawrence Summers, United States (economist, Director of the White House’s National Economic Council)

Peter Sutherland, Ireland (Chairman, BP and Chairman of Goldman Sachs International)

Martin Taylor, United Kingdom (former chief executive of Barclays Bank, currently Chairman of Syngenta AG)

Peter Thiel, United States (Clarium Capital Management LCC, PayPal co-founder, Board of Directors, Facebook)

Agan Ourgkout, Turkey (?)

Matti Taneli Vanhanen, Finland, (Prime Minister)

Daniel L. Vasella, Switzerland (Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer at Novartis AG)

Jeroen van der Veer, Netherlands (CEO of Royal Dutch Shell)

Guy Verhofstadt, Belgium (former Prime Minister)

Paul Volcker, U.S. (former Federal Reserve director, Chair of Obama’s Economic Recovery Advisory Board)

Jacob Wallenberg, Sweden (chairman of Investor AB and former chairman of Skandinaviska Enskilda Banken)

Marcus Wallenberg, Sweden (CEO of Investor AB, former chairman of Skandinaviska Enskilda Banken)

Nout Wellink, Netherlands (Chairman of De Nederlandsche Bank, Board of Directors, the Bank of International Settlements)

Hans Wijers, Netherlands (CEO of the multinational corporation AkzoNobel)

Martin Wolf, Great Britain (associate editor and chief economics commentator at the Financial Times)

James Wolfensohn, United States (former president of the World Bank)

Paul Wolfowitz, United States (for U.S. Deputy Secretary of Defense, President of the World Bank, currently AEI scholar)

Fareed Zakaria, United States (journalist, author, and CNN host)

Robert Zoellick, United States (former managing director of Goldman Sachs, President the World Bank)

Dora Bakoyannis, Greece (Minister of Foreign Affairs)

Anna Diamantopoulou, Greece (Member of Parliament for the Panhellenic Socialist Movement)

Yannis Papathanasiou, Greece (Minister of Finance)

George Alogoskoufis, Greece (former Minister)

George A. David, Greece (businessman, president of Coca-Cola)

It is tough to get list like this, because if you put on a information site like Wiki, they will delete it.

This years meeting is suppose to be about about the economy.

World Daily---This year, according to Estulin's sources, the meeting's talking points will focus on finances, namely the future of the U.S. dollar, the economy and unemployment levels.
Estulin also claims in a statement to have obtained a pre-meeting booklet sent out to attendees that presents a discussion of two economic options: "Either a prolonged, agonizing depression that dooms the world to decades of stagnation, decline and poverty ... or an intense-but-shorter depression that paves the way for a new sustainable economic world order, with less sovereignty but more efficiency."

It makes sense that this meeting is about global economy. Since the United States Treasury Secretory Thomas Geithner is one of this years members.

According to a London Times report, U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner will probably be in attendance at this week's Bilderberg Group meeting, as top globalists meet to plot the financial future of the planet behind closed doors.

The Times article notes that "US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner’s public schedule is mysteriously empty for the next two days," speculating that he will be in Vouliagmeni, Greece for the annual elitist confab, following in the footsteps of Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, who attended last year's conference in Washington DC just months before the collapse of Lehman Brothers and the start of the economic crisis.

Geithner, who has overseen Obama's bailout agenda since taking over from Hank Paulson, is the perfect stooge to implement the global financial regulatory systems that elitists have called for in the aftermath of the financial downturn.

Back in March, Geithner publicly stated that there were no plans to move towards a global currency to supplant the dollar, and yet at a private CFR meeting he assured his fellow globalists that he was "open" to the notion of a new global currency system.
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So world leaders from all over are meeting to possibly discuss creating a global economy, but yet there is no media coverage. And any attempts to cover it by the media are thwarted. Here is one reporter who attempted to try and cover this event.

Day one, he arrives in Greece.
If it's happening at all, Kissinger will be here. David Rockefeller will be here. Presidents of banks, and chairmen of boards. The Ben Bernankes and Condoleezza Rices of this world. Heads of oil companies, media magnates, the Queen of the Netherlands and Peter Mandelson. Probably Ben Bernanke, possibly David Cameron. Politicians and financiers from all five corners of the globe (don't let them tell you there are four). And me.
I arrived last night, under cover of darkness. I told the cab driver to stop 50 metres from the hotel. He asked why. I couldn't tell him that it was so I could case the entrance for FBI lenses. I simply muttered that I couldn't explain. His eyes lit up. "Aha! I see! I know!" What did he know? And who is that following us? A man in a BMW. Definite spook.

Day two.

It's B minus one, the day before . And it is definitely happening: I've seen the guns. I thought it might be a good idea to go to the Astir Palace resort for lunch. See just what kind of a cheese omelette the president of the Federal Reserve is going to be enjoying. I didn't get far. At the gates, there were machine guns and men in loose jackets and guards checking under cars for bombs with those mirrors on sticks that morbidly obese people use to check whether they've taken their knickers off.
I should have come for breakfast. Maybe I would have got in. A security guard opened the cab door, leaned in, and asked me if I was staying at the hotel. I gave it my best shot. Not much of a shot, but my best one. "I'm here for lunch." Smile feebly.
"We're closed now. Only guests." And to the driver, a bark of instructions to turn around. We turned around. I explained to the driver what was happening at the hotel, trying to avoid words like "globalisation", "corporatocracy" and "dissolution of sovereignties leading to supranational control structures". I think he got the gist. "They come to here? The leaders of the world?" He honked amiably at a girl in a bikini. "To have conference, or to have holiday? Now is time for holiday! Look to the beach!"

Day three.

You know your day's gone badly when it ends with you being shouted at in a Greek police station.
It wasn't meant to end this way. I'd gone for a gentle sunset walk, up by the Bilderberg hotel, to relax before the big opening day of the elite globalist shindig, watch Phoebus plunge headlong into the western sea, and (yes) maybe sneak a couple of short-lens pictures of the mounting security.
Opposite the hotel gates I took a casual photo out over the bay, limbering up to swivel round and snap off some naturalistic "armed guard having fag and chatting up policewoman" sort of shots. A plainclothes officer jogged across the road and got in my face.
"No photos."
"Of the sea?"
"Give me your camera."
"I don't understand."
"Passport."
"I've got my Oyster card".
"Passport."
"Driving licence?"
He takes my licence. A group of policemen have sauntered over, and mutter Greekly about the enormous threat to the smooth running of Bilderberg I seem to represent.
"What is this?" asks one of the local militia. He takes my notebook. Opens it at random.
"What are you writing? What here?"
He points to an old 8 Out of 10 Cats joke (well, barely) about what would happen if we had a female Doctor Who. He jabs at it, proof, in black and white, of my status as an agitator. I read it out: "I'm not saying we've already had a female Doctor Who, but Sylvester McCoy put cracks in the glass ceiling."
"Who is this? Syl... Syl..."
"Sylvester McCoy."
"A friend of yours? He is staying here?"
I bite back telling them that Sylvester McCoy is a noted anti-globalist freedom fighter who is here to lead the people's revolt against Bilderberg's liberty-stripping agenda. "It's nothing. Can I have my book back?"
They confer. An imp in my brain tells my hand to reach for my camera and take a photo. Click. Whir. At which point, on a gorgeous May evening on the Athens Riviera, began one of the more stressful hours of my life. Hands went to holsters.
"NO PHOTOS!"
"HE TAKE FOTOGRAFIA!"
"NO FOTOGRAFIA!"
Over came the man with the machine gun. Over came the man with the special mirror-on-a-stick for car bombs. It was the first time in my life, and hopefully the last, that I've been intimidated by a mirror on a stick. They circled round me. One of them, the one in the photo with one hand up and the other on his pistol, kept prodding me in the shoulder, and shouting: "Give the camera! Just give the camera!"

Day four.

Now I've got too much to report.
I'll talk later about the strange secret circus of limousines, blacked-out windows, sirens, helicopters. No time to relate being detained for a SECOND time, for the crime of being half a mile from the Bilderberg hotel gates trying to take "arty" photographs of limousine wheels as they whisked past. Doing so little wrong that I was doing it while standing next to three policemen who were fine about it. Until the call came through on the radio and the motorbikes and squad cars squealed around me like a bad dream. I'll tell that story later. I have to talk now about what just happened.
But before I begin, please believe me when I say: I haven't gone nuts. I really haven't. Nine times seven is 63 and the capital of Italy is Rome. I know what I know. And I know that I'm being followed. I know because I've just been chatting to the plainclothes policemen I caught following me. As absurd as it sounds, I've just "made my tail".
They're watching me now. REALLY. They're sitting on the wall outside the cafe Oceania or whatever this is called, watching me type this sentence. I asked them in for a coffee but they declined. They laughed sheepishly when I called them Starsky and Hutch. They asked my name. "I told your colleagues. Twice."

Bilderberg does not want you to know what they are doing. And will go to great lengths to keep their little organization a secret. The only way to really stop what their doing is to know about them. This is will only make it tougher form them to keep their little secret hidden.

Picture of the day

2009-05-21T07:43:00.002-04:00

Man, I was just about to turn my Ipod into a nuclear weapon too. Shucks!

Is this story real?

2009-05-19T13:12:00.000-04:00

2 Russian tourists challenge Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines

Mosnews.com---Two Russian tourists who challenged a Florida law prohibiting sexual relationship with a porcupine have had to undergo a lengthy treatment for genital inflammation. Anton, 32, and Yevgeny, 30, residents of St. Petersburg, were spending their vacation in the United States with a group of friends, Life.ru website reports. At some point in their journey, the two got hold of a booklet listing the weirdest US laws. Since they were in Florida, their attention was drawn to a Florida law prohibiting sex with porcupines. After a good deal of whiskey, the Russians felt curious about what might have prompted the law, and went in search of the animal. Within one hour, a porcupine was found, and Anton and Yevgeny were drunk and brave enough to take off their pants and approach it. The next morning, both were standing at the Cedars Sinai clinic in Los Angeles, where amazed doctors plucked porcupine needles from their penises. Had the two not fled from Florida quickly enough, they would have had to face the law they had breached. Back in Russia, both men had to undergo a lengthy treatment of inflammation caused by the porcupine needles. Obviously, the two learned nothing from the story of the Russian man who in January lost half of his penis after trying to force a raccoon into oral sex.

A)How did the law banning sex with porcupines come about?

B)Why would someone ever want to challenge this law?

C)Why is there so many Russians in Florida, and why does the craziest shit always happen in Florida? Probably because of the Russians.

D)Why were the Russians drinking whiskey instead of vodka?

E)It only took an hour to find a porcupine? I have never seen a porcupine in my life, and I have looked.

F)How did they not think the quills would end up piercing their privates?

G)How do you flee a state as big of Florida quickly with porcupine quills on your dick?

As you can tell I find this story very unbelievable. But if true, I am all for sterilizing the dumb so that they can't reproduce more offspring. But in this case looks like they already did that.

Birds from Hell

2009-05-19T10:04:00.007-04:00

A wild-goose chase, yes, but arsenal grows

Boston.com---In the distance, beyond the view of the drooling border collies, there they were, flaunting their vitality.

The troop of goslings, cute as could be with their golden down and high-pitch squawking, pranced behind their parents along the rocky edge of the Charles River, munching the well-tended grass and relieving themselves whenever they felt the need, oblivious of Len Ellis and his dogs, their stalkers on the Esplanade.

Ellis and his playful predators were otherwise engaged against another covey in the perennial battle with Canada geese, flocks of which continue to occupy broad swaths of the Esplanade and turn the city's front lawn into a minefield of excrement, despite years of efforts to banish them.

"They have everything they need here, plenty of grass, plenty of water, plenty of places to nest," said Ellis, 69, who has spent nearly every day of the last six years in a Sisyphean skirmish with the obstinate birds. "You have to harass them. That's the name of the game - harass them until they don't want to be here anymore."

Yet they keep coming back.

As a result, local officials are now considering more drastic methods before the molting season begins in June and the geese lose their flying feathers for several months.

At a meeting last week between the state Department of Conservation and Recreation and the Esplanade Association, officials discussed recruiting a volunteer force of dog owners who might be allowed to unleash their pooches to aid Ellis, who visits the Esplanade at most two hours a day and can only cover so much ground.

In recent weeks, workers from the US Department of Agriculture's Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service have used special net guns to capture and then kill at least five overly aggressive birds, using carbon dioxide. The USDA already helps local officials keep eggs from hatching by coating them in corn oil - an effort that now takes place every spring from the Esplanade to the Public Garden to Jamaica Pond - but the oil has to be applied within a specific time frame or it is ineffective.

For anyone that has been around freshwater in their lives probably had some sort of interaction with water fowl. And I am almost guarantee that this interaction was a negative one. These birds are called fowl or foul as I like to call them, for a reason. They a vicious, short tempered, and mean harded creatures.

They attack for no reason, and they shit all over the place. I'm pretty sure that in bible the gates of hell are guarded by water foul. They think their smart and try to hypnotize you with their appealing looks so that you get close and you want to pet them, only to strike with a vengeance once you are near. Swans are notorious for this sabotage attack style.

The worst victims are little kids, because society teaches us that these are nice friendly animals. Which there not. I can't tell you how many kids I have seen run for their lives once these birds realize that you have no more bread for them. Which is part of the problem.

Usually every where these birds hang out there are signs that say DO NOT FEED THEM! But does that stop people, fuck no it just makes them feed them more. Which in turn makes these stupid things depended on humans as a food source.

This isn't the same as putting up a bird feeder in the back yard. When you go and refill the feeder birds scatter. However, when any human goes near the water these shit fucks come running at you. And if you are a little kid with no food, your screwed because these animals are more temperamental than ESPN's Steven Angry Smith.

But I have had it with these birds. When I fish and these shit fucks start swimming over to me, I take a page out of their books and I go on the attack first. I'll scream, jump up and down, make angry facial expressions at them. Anything to make them not like humans. But I will not use foul language on these fowl. I do not want to resort to their level.

So I applaud Boston in taking a stand against these vicious animals. Something needs to be done. But I am not for killing anything. I don't believe shooting them and sending attack dogs is the solution. How about fining the people that keep feeding them? Make a $100 dollar fine for everyone caught throwing bread to these pests. Lets put the fear of humans back into these stupid birds.

If they are afriad of humans they will not get tangled in my fishing line (and scare away the fish), they would be less likely to hang out where humans hang out (less shit on the bottom of your shoe), and people don't have to worry about vicious beat down handed out by these birds.

Fine the people!

Friday picture of the day

2009-05-15T12:20:00.000-04:00

I hate to make fun of tragedies, but this police sketch is just too funny.

Family of gunned-down mom lives in fear
AJC---Police sketch of suspect sought in fatal shooting of Heather Strube in a Snellville parking lot.

Stuff falling from the sky

2009-05-14T13:12:00.005-04:00

Just like Field of Dreams, built it and they will come. A few weeks ago I jokingly thought it was retarded that Kazakhstan was building a UFO embassy, but what do you know it worked!

UFO falls in Kazakhstan – witnesses
Russia Today---Residents of a western Kazakhstan town reported that they witnessed two silver objects fall from the sky on Wednesday night
“It was at about 3AM. I was standing by my tractor when the guys started shouting: ‘Look, there are some balls flying.’ They were big and sparkling with yellow, red and green,” an eyewitness told Interfax news agency over the phone.

According to the witnesses, the spherical objects were approximately 60 cm in diameter, had a silvery surface with what appeared to be a small opening. The UFOs failed to bend or dent when local residents attempted to strike them with their tools, and said the balls produced sparks when they attempted to do so.
A preliminary investigation has failed to identify the strange objects, but according to head of the local emergencies service Aleksandr Ivanov, they are most likely “fragments of a man-made aircraft.”

He also noted that the region where the two spherical objects were discovered has no history of similar incidences.

“Objects fall on the areas bordering the Russian military test range Kapustin Yar, but here it’s a rare thing. I’d say it’s a first,” he said.

The balls were found to pose no immediate threat to public health or the environment and were sent for further research to “a specialized organization.”

If you think that is weird how about a moose falling from the sky.

Sportsman Offroad---Clinton, Maine police received reports that a 500-pound moose had fallen from the sky onto Hinckley Road at 8 a.m. yesterday.

Assistant town clerk Shirley Bailey was alerted by a motorist traveling under an Interstate 95 bridge that "a moose just fell out of the sky."

Bailey said the motorist seemed excited about the find according to the WABI-TV5 news desk.

Police Chief Charles Runnels said that the panicked yearling bull probably jumped off the bridge’s guardrail and fell victim to an 18-foot drop onto the road below.

An individual with a wrecker volunteered to haul the carcass away.

Apparently in Alaska moose jump to their death all the time on one stretch of highway, so moose falling off a cliff is somewhat common.

Crytomundo---We’ve seen the highway signs that warn of falling rocks, and we’ve seen the ones that warn of moose crossing.

Now Howard Peterson of the Alaska State Troopers wonders if we need a new sign:

Watch for falling moose.

A swing-shift trooper based in Girdwood, Peterson was cruising the Seward Highway the night of Feb. 2 a couple miles north of McHugh Creek when something big and black fell from the sky, landing about 20 feet from his car.

“Falling rock!” he thought, ready to steer clear if it bounced onto the highway.

When the rock didn’t roll or shatter, Peterson’s brain came up with a crazy image:

“Falling moose?”

An adult moose, wandering rocky terrain more suitable to the Dall sheep that populate it, plunged to its death from the tall cliffs that hug a highway famous for its scenery and wildlife.

The animal landed on the side of the road just a few yards in front of Peterson, who figures it fell 150 feet, maybe farther. He snapped a couple of photos and called one of the charities that salvage road kill to tell them there was a moose available at Mile 113 .

Then he started wondering what happened. Did the moose jump?

“How would you say it — moose-icide? He probably thought he was the only moose, with all those sheep around,” Peterson said.

More likely, though, something spooked the moose and it fell. It was windy that night, Peterson said, so maybe a gust startled it.

Or maybe the moose merely misstepped.

“I’m sure the moose didn’t jump,” state wildlife biologist Rick Sinnott said. “They occasionally have bad days like the rest of us. They slip and fall. Maybe he was reaching for a branch and the snow just gave way.”

In his years on the job, Sinnott has seen many moose die in many ways. He’s heard tales of them breaking through ice and drowning, jumping off railroad bridges at the sound of a train, falling off small banks. Once he saw the remains of two bulls that died together during a rutting battle when their antlers got hooked together by a single piece of barbed wire.

But a plunge from a tall cliff? Sinnott doesn’t think it happens often.

In 1995, a moose calf slipped off a cliff and fell 100 feet to its death in nearly the same spot, but flying moose remain an oddity.

As for Peterson, he’s been a trooper for five years and has seen lots of things fall from cliffs while on patrol — rocks, snow, mud, cars.

Cars? Yes, cars: “I used to work in the Valley,” he said, explanation enough.

But he always figured moose held steadfastly to the earth.

He knows better now.
“They can fly and they can land,” he said. “Just not very well.”

Picture of the day

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Picture of the day

2009-05-13T13:36:00.002-04:00

Apparently this picture is from the Library of Congress, found it on flickr

Am I the only person that can't stand American Idol?

2009-05-13T10:32:00.009-04:00

Not just American Idol, any reality TV based competition show. I don't understand why so many people watch this shit? I am tired of seeing it on the news or reading about it. Like today.

Boston.com---Who is going to be in the "American Idol" finale? I honestly don't know, and I don't think the producers know, either. Simon tried his best to put the fear of God in Adam fans, because he's clearly afraid that Adam somehow won't make it -- despite the fact that he can out-Tyler Steven Tyler, and his Bono-sanctioned version of "One" puts Mary J. Blige to shame. (That, kids, is the definition of a "money note.") Adam wore a t-shirt that said "Rock" for good reason: This is who he is meant to be. Better yet, this is who he already is. He's the first contestant I've ever seen to arrive on the "Idol" stage a fully-formed star, out of his cocoon, out of the box, out of sight. If he doesn't win, as Simon has suggested, this will be a colossal tragedy. America has to know this.

If its not Idol then it is either Dancing with Washed up Celebrities with Boners.

Or You have Talent and Your Ugly.

Next Top Model or Project Runway or You Have Creepy Eyes.

The Last Comic Standing after a Kamikaze Attack.

So You Can Dance and Dress the Same.

There is just too many of these shows. Why they need to drag each one these on for weeks is just crazy. Is there just that much demand for American Idol contesting to spend a full night singing Tina Turner songs? Do people actually want to hear a dude sing Private Dancer?

I remember the days when we had one talent show, and it was awesome. Of course I am talking about Star Search. It was perfect. You had categories of singing, either by yourself or with a group, dancing, modeling, comedy, and even shit for little kids.

And it was mono e mono competition. You go against one person and if you win, you move on. Not this you vs a group of competitors crap. And you had judges that actually judge. Not a panel that just makes comments, which put the whole integrity of the show on 13 year old girls to text in who they like the best.

I think its time to dust off Ed McMahon and bring Star Search back.
Just look at this list of people who competed on Star Search.

Aaliyah, 1990 (singer)
Christina Aguilera, 1990 (Singer)
Tatyana Ali, (Actress, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
David Archuleta, 2003 (Junior Vocal Champion)
Ashley Argota, 2003 (currently appears as "Lulu" on True Jackson, VP)
Spensha Baker 2004 (Junior Singer Finalist)
James Bonamy
Sawyer Brown
Aimee Cain 1986 (Spokesmodel semi-finalist;attorney/partner)
Kimberly Caldwell
Cynthia Gouw 1988 (Spokesmodel Winner, 3 time Emmy award winning TV anchor/reporter)
Drew Carey (Game show host for "The Price is Right")
Dave Chappelle (Comedian)
Tim "Tj" Christofore (1995 Winner, also from Take 5 (band))
Destiny's Child, 1991 (Singers as Girls Tyme)
Durell Coleman
Jon "Do-Knock" Cruz (Member of Super Cr3w, champions of America's Best Dance Crew Season 2 )
Billy Dean
Diana DeGarmo
Tyce Diorio (So You Think You Can Dance choreographer)
Charles Divins
Tatyana Ali 1984, (Junior Female Vocalist two time champion)
Eboni, 1995 (Vocal Group/Band champion)
Bill Engvall (Comedian)
Elisa Fiorillo
Colleen Ford, 1995 (Singer, Junior Vocal Champion)
Sutton Foster, 1990 (Singer)
April Fulladosa/Gislason, 1986 (Female vocalist)
Tommy Gardner, 1991 (Junior Vocalist Grand Champion for the year)
Brad Garrett (Comedian)
Dana Gould, 1987
Ruben Gomez, 1986 (Junior Male Vocalist) lead singer for Menudo 1987-1990
Sam Harris
Beth Hart
Ty Herndon
Kim J Hunter, 1989 (Dancer)
Kent James, 1993 (as a part of the music group Kent & the Kommotion)
Kevin James
Bill Kaulitz, 2003 (lead singer of Tokio Hotel; appeared on the German version of Star Search)
Q'Orianka Kilcher
Template:Martin Lawrence
Nick Lazzarini, 2003 (as a part of the dance group Hot Under the Collar)
Norm MacDonald
Jackie Martling
Julie McCullough, 1987 (Spokesmodel)
Pat McCurdy
Kristen McNamara,(contestant on season 8 of American Idol)
Carlos Mencia, 1991 (Comedian)
Vic Mignogna, 1993
Dennis Miller
Alanis Morissette 1988 (singer)
Machel Montano 1987 (International performing and recording artiste)
Vickie Natale, 2003
Rosie O'Donnell, 1984 (Comedian)
Ken Ober
Sophie Tamiko Oda
Steve Oedekerk
Ingo Oschmann, (2003 Comedy champion)
Brian Page & The Next 5 Time Vocal Group Winner
Rissi Palmer
Janel Parrish, 2003 (singer)
Karina Pasian
Rashaan Patterson
Joey Pearson
Anna Maria Perez de Tagle
Alisan Porter
Reva Rice
LeAnn Rimes
Percy Richard (Vocalist of the Year 1993)
Josephine Banig Roberto, 1989 (Singer)
Rome Romanne
Ray Romano (Comedian)
Tracee Ellis Ross
J. D. Roth
Bianca Ryan, 2005 (Singer)
Adam Sandler
Jessica Sierra
Jessica Simpson (Singer)
Sinbad
David Slater
Britney Spears, 1992 (Singer)
Tracie Spencer
Sharon Stone, 1984 (Spokesmodel)
Josh Strickland, 2004
Marc Summers
David Raleigh, 1990 (Singer, songwriter, piano player)
Támar, 2004
The Boys, 1986
Tiffany, 1985 (Singer, second place finalist)
Justin Timberlake, 1991 (Singer, as Justin Randall)
Jessica Tivens, 1988 (Singer)
Lisa Tucker
Nadia Turner
Coors Light Twins (Diane Klimaszewski & Elaine Klimaszewski), 1987 (teen dancers)
Jordis Unga
Usher
Phil Vassar, 1987, (Singer, finalist)
Countess Vaughn
Joseph Williams (Toto lead singer from 1986 - 1988)

And what has American Idol produced? The first two winners are so fat that Captain Ahab has been searching for them.
I hate American Idol.

Spring time only means one thing, the return of the Montauk Monster

2009-05-12T12:28:00.005-04:00

For the record I think calling this thing a monster is wrong. Just because it is ugly and we don't know what it is their is no reason that it should be branded as a monster. But anyways, this site is reporting that another strange animal that fit the description of previous animals has once again washed up on the shores of New York.

On Wednesday May 5th 2009, I was contacted by a couple that sent a message to the general e-mail box on this website claiming they think they’ve found what appears to be the Montauk Monster. Naturally, I questioned it thinking it was BS, but they seemed credible enough (after a phone conversation of course) to take an hour drive to Southhold and see it for myself up close and personal.

Upon discovery, it resembled what everyone saw last summer. This monster was located in Southold, NY on the Bay Area. For those who are unfamiliar with the area, this is the North Fork of Long Island. The beast smelled like a mix of low-tide and rotten garbage. It really smelled horrific. I couldn’t help but take numerous pictures of it and video clips.

The couple who tipped me off loaded the carcass into a garbage bag and took it home with them. We’ve been in correspondence numerous times and have agreed that for the remainder of the week, we’d keep this matter to ourselves. The remains are currently located in Southold in a cooler full of ice.

I wanted to think about the best way to expose this to the public. Since I own this medium, and have a genuine interest in the subject matter, I’d like to be the first to share this you. We did not contact any authorities as from previous experiences; the carcass has been taken from the finders or mysteriously “stolen”. If this is a genetic mishap from Plum Island, we’d like to sell the remains to an independent lab for study. It has become a race against the clock as the couple who originally found “Beastie” are diligently putting more ice into the cooler to keep the carcass fresh.

I wrote about this shit before, here and here. But go into more depth about it here.

Could it be that these are just raccoons that were washed out to sea? Maybe. But I have a feeling that we will be seeing more of these carcasses wash up around Montauk in the future.

Is this an alien?

2009-05-12T11:48:00.000-04:00

The Turkish UFO footage has been around for a little while now. I remember the first time I saw it, I thought it was outstanding. But then I watched it a couple more times, and I started to have a few doubts. It falls in the category of to good to be true.

The video is taken by same individual over a course of a few months, in Turkey. If you haven't seen it here it is.

Part one.

Part two.

Some things in the video such as the 6 lights that can be seen in the horizon, I believe could just be a oil platform. The close up views of the craft itself, are a little bit tougher to debunk. And some of my questions were answered during this interview of the guy who shot the video.

Part one of the interview.

Part two.

So we have this great video, and some commentary on how it was shot. But my ATS friend pointed something out recently that I missed while watching the video. One part 1, when the date says May 27th at 2:31AM there is something strange spotted on the craft. My friend this this could possibly be a alien. Here are the screen shots.

I know what your thinking, what the hell am I suppose to be looking at. I said the same thing. So this one should help.
It is somewhat of a stretch to first believe that this is a alien craft, and even more to think that this is an alien. What I find interesting about this is that if in fact this is real. I had no idea aliens had convertibles.

This could easily just be nothing but a optical illuison. But it does somewhat resemble what a grey alien looks like.
But it also kinda looks like ET too. So from your own opinion.

thanks cmazzgatti for the stills

Yawn! I'm right again

2009-05-11T11:30:00.005-04:00

Dow in triple-digit selloff
NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- The Dow and S&P 500 retreated Monday morning as investors bailed out of financial and commodity shares after a two-month rally, but the Nasdaq managed to trim early losses.
The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 100 points, or 1.2%, roughly 90 minutes into the session. The S&P 500 (SPX) index lost 12 points, or 1.4%. Both the Dow and S&P 500 ended the previous session at four-month highs.
The Nasdaq composite (COMP) was little changed after sliding in the morning.
Stocks have been rallying since hitting multi-year lows in early March. The Dow and S&P 500 have risen for eight of the past nine weeks; the Nasdaq has risen for 9 in a row. In that time the Dow gained 31% and the S&P 500 and Nasdaq gained 37

Once again I prove that I know nothing about buisness or the economy, but I do know when the markets will take a dip. Over a month ago I said this:

The Legatus will meet for there Pro-Life Pilgrimage on May 6-8. So I am thinking that this will be mostly them just trying to gather up funds to spew their pro-life Nazi views. So I am not anticipating a major market drop. But there will be at least couple hundred drop in the dow on May 11 or12th.

And what do you know, it May 11th and stocks suddenly start plummeting after weeks of rebounding.

Am I Nostradamus, no.
Am I crazy, a little.
Am I the only person that sees something is wrong here, yes.

How can it be that every time the Legatus meets, stocks tumble and nobody points this out. Besides me of course. When will people in the finance sector get it? Probably never.

Crazy sports week

2009-05-08T15:30:00.000-04:00

Well it has been a busy sports week. Lets recap.

The Yankees continue to prove that they are pathetic, but getting swept by the Red Sox again. During that ass kicking they stole their fans money. The Yankees are now so desperate they are considering reburying Big Papi's shirt underneath the stadium.

Joba Chamberlin's (who strikes a similar resemblance to Brian Peppers) mom was arrested this week, for selling crystal meth.You can tell that Joba gets his good looks from his mom
But the Yankees should be righting there ship anytime now. Their fearless leader A-Rod, should be back in the lineup this weekend, after a rub down.

Brett Farve thought about coming back to football. Does anybody actually care? He is a washed up bum, that fucked up the Patriots playoff hopes last year because he threw 87 interceptions in the last three games.
Manny got suspend for 50 games for not being able to get a boner. Maybe he should try guys.
And in non sports news Drew Peterson finally got arrested. That only took four wives.

Picture of the day

2009-05-08T14:06:00.003-04:00

Many people ask why I am not married. And the reason is very simple. I do not want to be in family pictures.
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Meet Dr. Bummer the Gynecologist from Pittsburgh

2009-05-07T05:46:00.000-04:00

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

2009-05-05T08:09:00.004-04:00

I love Cinco De Mayo, however with the dumbass swine flu kicking around it will be a mellow Cinco de Mayo for the good people of Mexico.

This is just a rock

2009-05-04T14:31:00.012-04:00

'Alien skull' spotted on Mars

Telegraph---One alien-spotter speculated: "The skull is 15 cm with binocular eyes 5 cm apart. The cranial capacity is approximately 1400 cc.
At first glance it looks like a rocky desert - but this image of the Mars landscape has got space-gazers talking.
An oddly shaped space boulder appears to show eye sockets and a nose leading to speculation it might be a Martian skull.
Internet forums are full of chatter about the picture, taken by a panoramic NASA camera known as Spirit.
"There appears to be a narrow pointed small mouth, so this creature most likely is a carnivore."

Another joked: "The coronal ridge shows ample structure to support the musculature of antennae, although none are visible in this view.
"The nose area is broad and blunted as you would expect to see in a cold and windy landscape. Is he decapitated or is he buried up to his neck?"
Previous images of a skull spotted on Mars in 2006 were believed to have been the result of tampering.
The famous Face on Mars, snapped by the Viking 1 spacecraft in 1976, which showed the shadowy likeness of a human face was late, was found to be a trick of the light when the area was re-photographed in 1998.

I am all for trying to find skulls on other planets. As seen in my previous moon skull picture and thread. But this is ridiculous. People are trying way too hard to turn straw into gold. This is a rock. I personally think it looks closer to a blowing ball than a skull.

There is plenty of stranger stuff on the surface of Mars that get no attention. Such as:

The coin.Wood beams

Faces

Better skulls than the one above.

Trees?
The Egyptian like structures.

And some strange objects

This is just a small snapshot of weird stuff on the surface of Mars, but the rock in the story above is the only thing that gets any press in the newspaper? Could it be that the media is covering this story because it is so ridiculous that future stories about Mars landscape will just get swept underneath the carpet? I don't know?

All pics come from the Pegasus Research Corsortium, and special thanks to Mike Singh.

The age old question? Chelmsford or North Chelmsford

2009-05-01T13:17:00.005-04:00

This morning Fox News 25 went "zip tripping" to Chelmsford. And brings up the topic that has been debated for decades, is Chelmsford better than North Chelmsford?

Geologically speaking they are the same town. North Chelmsford is classified as a village. A village that has its own fire station, police station, zip code, post office, and own local calling area.

Chelmsfordians are divided like the North and South during the Civil War. Either your on one side or your not. That was made obvious during Fox's zip trip this morning. When NoCho residents were asked the question if North Chelmsford should be its own town, they replied no. But they also responded that North Chelmsford is much better. When Chelmsford residences were asked the same question they replied yes, North Chelmsford should be its own town.

Why the difference? Well for one North Chelmsford is more industrial, more densely populated, and generally less affluent than the rest of Chelmsford. North Chelmsford is ruled by local politician Fat Bastard, AKA Jeff Stallard. Owner of the shitty gas station which is in there.
Fat Bastard and his disciples tend to be a lower form of life than the rest of Chelmsford. Its like comparing prokaryotes to eurkaryotes. There is higher violence in NoCho, higher drop out rate, higher teen pregnancy, and 7 drug dealers per square mile.

But Fat Bastard can not be blamed for all of this. Just looking at Chelmsford's history the phrase "wrong side of the tracks" originated in Chelmsford.

Historical Highlights

1653 Citizens from Woburn and Concord settle and found Chelmsford.

1655 - Chelmsford is incorporated, as are nearby Billerica and Groton.

1718 - The first one-room school house is built on the Forefathers Burying Ground.

1798 - The first post office in town opens.

1802 - The Chelmsford Glass Works is established.

1803 - The Middlesex Canal is completed connecting Chelmsford and Boston.

1835 - The first Lucifer matches to be produced in America are manufactured in South Chelmsford.

1879 - The Town Hall is built on North Road.

1893 - The Town votes to establish a Free Public Library.

1901 - The Chelmsford Ginger Ale Company is founded.

1907-Railroad is built that splits Chelmsford into two sections. North Chelmsford instantly becomes the slums, and the phrase wrong side of tracks is born.

1955 - The Drum Hill Rotary at Route is built.

1989 - The legislative body of the town is changed from an open town meeting to a representative one.

2005 - The town celebrates its 350th anniversary.

Don't get me wrong there are some very nice areas of NoCho. Such as Marty's Bait Shop, Crystal Lake, and the LeMaire estate. But even some of the nice areas are not safe from the North Chelmsford taint. As seen in this picture.

So in conclusion, North Chelmsford is a shit hole. And people from there should be looked down upon because they are a lower form of life.

Picture of the day

2009-04-30T12:48:00.001-04:00

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Massachusetts is now under swine flu material law...fucking great

2009-04-29T15:38:00.002-04:00

Boston Herald---The Massachusetts Senate has unanimously passed a pandemic flu preparation bill that has languished in the Legislature before the recent swine flu outbreak.

The 36-0 vote today sends the measure to the House. Both branches have taken it up in past years, but have not been able to agree on the details.

The new Senate version would allow the public health commissioner — in a public health emergency — to close or evacuate buildings, enter private property for investigations, and quarantine individuals.

The measure also requires a registry for volunteers that would be activated in an emergency and establishes fines of up to $1,000 for not complying with local public health orders.

So what does this bill actually mean?

The bill specifically mandates the following:

(1) to require the owner or occupier of premises to permit entry into and investigation of the premises;
(2) to close, direct, and compel the evacuation of, or to decontaminate or cause to be decontaminated any building or facility, and to allow the reopening of the building or facility when the danger has ended;
(3) to decontaminate or cause to be decontaminated, or to destroy any material;
(4) to restrict or prohibit assemblages of persons;
(5) to require a health care facility to provide services or the use of its facility, or to transfer the management and supervision of the health care facility to the department or to a local public health authority;
(6) to control ingress to and egress from any stricken or threatened public area, and the movement of persons and materials within the area;
(7) to adopt and enforce measures to provide for the safe disposal of infectious waste and human remains, provided that religious, cultural, family, and individual beliefs of the deceased person shall be followed to the extent possible when disposing of human remains, whenever that may be done without endangering the public health;
(8) to procure, take immediate possession from any source, store, or distribute any anti-toxins, serums, vaccines, immunizing agents, antibiotics, and other pharmaceutical agents or medical supplies located within the commonwealth as may be necessary to respond to the emergency;
(9) to require in-state health care providers to assist in the performance of vaccination, treatment, examination, or testing of any individual as a condition of licensure, authorization, or the ability to continue to function as a health care provider in the commonwealth

And digging a little bit more deeper.

"SECTION 5. Section 5A of chapter 111, as so appearing is hereby amended by striking out the first paragraph thereof and inserting in place thereof the following two paragraphs:-

The department may purchase, produce, and distribute anti-toxins, serums, vaccines, immunizing agents, antibiotics, and other pharmaceutical or medical supplies in the interest of preparing for or controlling diseases dangerous to the public health.
Whenever the commissioner determines that the inoculation of or administration to the general public, or a subset of the general public, of any antitoxin, serum, vaccine or other analogous product is essential in the interest of the public health and that an emergency exists by reason of a shortage or threatened shortage of such product, the department may purchase, produce, take immediate possession from any source, and distribute such product under such conditions and restrictions as it may prescribe; and while such shortage exists, as determined by the commissioner, the commissioner may establish by written order or orders, rules and priorities for the distribution and use of any such product within the commonwealth. Whoever violates any provision of any such order shall be punished by a fine of not less than fifty dollars nor more than two hundred dollars or by imprisonment for not more than six months, or both."

Mass.gov

So pretty much Massachusetts the state will decide who gets the serum. They can come into your house at anytime. They can take and destroy any of your possessions at anytime. And if you do not corporate you will get thrown in jail. All because of the flu. This is mind boggling!

I hate swine flu links

2009-04-29T13:54:00.002-04:00

Cyclist hit when someone throws corpse from moving car. Daily Record
Israeli finds the name swine flu offensive. AP
Wait, only 7 people have died from swine flu. Syndey Morning Herald
Apparently all you need to thwart pirate attacks are deck chairs. Foxnews
This guy was nailed. Guardian
Family that should die from swine flu, but will die by horrible motorcycle crash instead. Daily Mail
When throwing a underage party, you should not accept facebook invites from the police. WOWT
Those sick people on the plane, do not have swine flu. They are just drunk and probably spend a weekend in Mexico. New Zealand Herald

My thoughts about swine flu

2009-04-29T08:14:00.010-04:00

For the love of god, make it stop! I can't go anywhere, or turn on the TV without hearing about the stupid swine flu. Even my morning sunshine Robin Meade won't shut up about it.

This morning I saw people around town wearing face masks. Please make it stop. Its the fucking flu, not the fucking plague!

What makes this flu worse than other flu's? I don't know, is it because it is from Mexico? Are the symptoms worse than any other flu's? I have been trying to block everything about this thing out, but I can't. Instead of fighting it I decided to look up what the symptoms are.

fever
sore throat
diarrhea
vomiting
chills
cough
fatigue

So am I the only one missing something here? Has anyone ever been to Mexico? Go down to Mexico and party for a weekend, and you will have the same exact symptoms as the swine flu. Plus you might even have to throw in a STD test for shits and giggles. I have been down that scary Mexican I-want-to-die-I'm-never-drinking-tequila-again-road before, and its not fun. Give me the swine flu. At least I know that it will be over in a few days if drink some OJ.

Please swine flu, go away. Or at least go back to Mexico. Just like other flu's, the only people that are in danger are old farts and tots. Anyone with a healthy immune system should fight it off in a few days.

So today...

2009-04-28T07:51:00.008-04:00

Is my birthday. I actually sort of forgot was it until my dad called me to remind me. There will be no birthday rant like last year. For one, I am in a good mood today. There was not a dude sleeping in my room when I work up today, unlike yesterday. And its fucking 90 degrees today, which means chicks are finally shredding there winter clothes and getting their sexy on.

But the most important reason why I am not ranting on my birthday is because I do not want to feed the trolls again. Back in December I was at a bar. A bar I didn't even want to be at because I was so fucked up already I didn't even want to go out. But my friend talked me into it.

So at this bar there was a chick there that I "know". But I was so fucked up and the bar was so dark I didn't even realize she was there. I'm doing my thing, hanging out. As the night is winding down the bar is getting ready to close and they start turning on some lights. At that point I notice my lady friend, and she was crying. I guess she just got dumped and seeing me without me stepping up and saying hi was not the best thing for her. So I tried to be nice to her at the time, but she had a cunt friend with her.

This cunt friend was probably the drunkest person in the bar. At the time I saw my friend and her cunt friend. I was already engaged in a deep discussion with two hotties about Proust, Balzac, Kafka, and other great novelist. When all of a sudden the cunt friend tries to run a cock block.

Look I have been in many cock fights. Some I lose. But I have never had a chick try and cock block me before. So this was something new for me. The cunt cock blocking strategy was to attack my blog. I had no idea that cunt's even read theLucky, but more power to them. This cunt kept bringing up about what I wrote on my birthday last year. As if this was attempt to hurt my feelings. Look cunt, that shit happened over ten years ago, get some other dirt on me.

After realizing this attack was futile, and I was still talking to the two hotties. The cunt changed her strategy and went after the hotts, to inform them what a douchebag I am.

See awhile back in my blog I posted some quotes from crying girl. She was upset that I posted such sensitive material, so I deleted it. If you only read the first paragraph of what I wrote that day it looked like I was being a jerk and kicking a chick when she was down. And this was the angle the cunt was taking. But if anyone read the whole thing on what I wrote that day, I went into great detail on why I am, what I am today.

So the cunt tried telling my hotts that I will write about them in my blog. At this point I started getting mad. The bar was finally closing and it continued into the street. At some point I just turned and walked away.

But Fuck you cunt! You tried so hard to embarrass me that night, and you failed. My whole life is a embarrassment, so I got a chuckle out of you. And your futile attempts to cock block me failed too. I got the hot chick that I was talking to digits that night too. (with a little help) But you were right about one thing. I am a douche, because I never called her.

Now that I have that off my chest I am going to have a great fucking birthday!

EDIT NOTE: The picture at the top has nothing to do with my birthday, it just makes me laugh every time I see it.

Yankees are pathetic

2009-04-26T10:12:00.007-04:00

The Yankees just got swept by the Sox's, and now the Sox have won something like their 83 straight game. The Yankees are a pathetic, almost as pathetic as this dudes haircut that I spotted when I was watching the Sox in Anaheim earlier in the year.

Most Yankees fans have the same come back when they are told they how pathetic their team is, and that is to mumble something like we won 26 world championships. Bla! Most of those were won before we even had 50 states. The New York Yankees are baseball version of the Oakland Raiders, but gayier.
I am a better GM than Brian Cashman. And I have never been a GM, yet. So lets recap.

Starting yesterday the Yanks quietly released pitcher Humberto Sanchez yesterday. Sanchez, you will remember, was supposed to be the "steal" of the Gary Sheffield deal. Brian Cashman, that brilliant judge of pitching talent (my tongue is planted firmly in my cheek on that one), dealt Sheff for three young arms-- Sanchez, Anthony Claggett and Kevin Whelan. Sanchez's "career" with the Yanks encompassed two games and two innings (allowing one earned run) in 2008. Claggett had a "spectacular" Major League debut in the Yanks' 22-4 debacle at the hands of the Cleveland Indians last week, allowing nine hits (including two home runs) and eight earned runs in 1.2 innings for a lifetime ERA of 43.20 before being sent right back down to the minor the next day in true Yankee fashion. Whelan, meanwhile, has yet to make his ML debut. So we've still got that to look forward to.

He "outfoxed" the Red Sox to land the notoriously gutless Jose Contreras in 2003.
In 2004, Curt Schilling told the D-backs that he would accept a trade to only one of two teams-- the Philadelphia Phillies or the New York Yankees. But while the Yanks played it cool, Theo Epstein wined and dined Schilling and his wife and sold him on coming to Boston. That was also the year the Yanks became so enamored with signing Gary Sheffield-- like they needed another bat in that line-up!-- that they offended Andy Pettite to the point that Andy took his talented left arm (and a pal named Clemens) to Houston, where the duo drove the Astros to their first ever World Series appearance a year later. Cashman's response to these developments? He brought in an over-the-hill Kevin Brown and assembled a pitching staff devoid of a single left-handed starter, playing perfectly into the hands of the Red Sox, who responded by winning their first World Series championship since 1918. A year later, the Yanks filled their need for a lefthander by bringing in the over-the-hill Randy Johnson. Then in 2007, instead of overbidding for Dice-K Matzusaka-- as they had for Contreras and any number of other lesser pitchers in the past (Jaret Wright, Carl Pavano, Steve Kasay, LaTroy Hawkins, Kyle Farnsworth, etc)-- they allowed the Red Sox to sign him. Then, in a classic knee-jerk reaction to compensate for losing the bidding war to the Sox, Cashman signed the pathetically mediocre Kei Igawa (2-4 and a symbolically appropriate 6.66 ERA in two seasons in pinstripes) rather than sign free agent Ted Lilly, who was dying to return to the Yanks.

Ah, but it gets better. In 2008, the Minnesota Twins were faced with the decision to deal ace lefty Johann Santana or lose him to free agency. The Yanks were interested, but not, according to Cashman, at the expense of the team's top two pitching prospects-- Philip Hughes and Ian Kennedy. So the Mets gladly stepped in and dealt for Santana, who proceeded to go 16-7 with a 2.53 ERA for the Mets, single-handedly keeping the Mets in the pennant race to the very last day of the season. And Hughes and Kennedy?? They combined to go 0-8 (they were both 0-4) with a putrid 7.45 ERA. They are both currently back in the minors and neither has received a call-up despite the fact that the team is carrying 13 pitchers and calling up the likes of Claggett and David Robertson in recent weeks.

In Tom Verducci's terrific book "The Yankee Years", he makes this observation on page 461:

"In the 13 drafts in between taking Andy Pettite in 1990 and Phil Hughes in 2004, the Yankees drafted 397 pitchers. Not one of them made a significant contribution to the Yankees' rotation. Not one. No sleeper pick came through. No top pick panned out. No middle-round pick developed that one pitch or made that key adjustment to be a good starting pitcher for the Yankees. The odds were staggering that the Yankees could not hit on somebody, even by dumb luck, but that's what happened. With more resources to plow into scouting and development than every other franchise, the Yankees went 0-for-397 over more than a decade of pitching bankruptcy."

And now it appears as though Cashman & Company have messed up the one truly great pitching prospect that they developed in nearly 20 years-- Joba Chamberlain-- by trying to turn him into a starter instead of letting him be baseball's best set-up man and their future closer. Imagine if the Red Sox had decided to go with their initial inclination to turn Papelbon into a starter instead of keeping him in the bullpen?

The New York press helped to run Joe Torre out of town, blaming him for the Yankees failures since 2001. But the real culprit still draws a paycheck from the Yanks: Cashman. How is it that he has escaped the "credit" that is due him for all of these bad decisions?

The only thing keeping the Yankees from being the worst team in baseball is money. They can afford to keep cutting bait. In the NFL teams can't do that because of the salary cap. So that is why the Raiders will continue to suck. Oh, and nice draft Raiders.

Picture of the day

2009-04-25T10:53:00.000-04:00

Barbie needs to get her ass to a gym.
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Kazakhstan to build UFO embassy

2009-04-24T15:46:00.004-04:00

ScottNet---The Republic of Kazakhstan in Central Asia is in the process of building the world's first alien embassy according to some local media reports. If these reports are to be believed, the authorities have already allocated a large plot of land in the city of Almaty for this ambitious project. Facilities to be built within the complex will include a guesthouse, theatre and translation service. A purpose built UFO landing pad and checkpoint will be attached to the embassy.

Kazakhstan's government believes open contact with aliens is imminent and by being the first nation to specifically create such facilities they are convinced they will reap enormous financial and economic rewards. The Kazakhstan Government also see this as a chance to demonstrate their nations forward thinking policies.

Currently it is generally accepted that aliens are making use of an underwater UFO base in the Caspian Sea which Kazakhstan borders. Fuad Gasimov, the head of neighbouring Azerbaijan's national Aerospace Agency has confirmed this to be the case and has gone on record stating the old USSR constantly monitored alien spaceships regularly entering the water but kept this a military secret. Gasimov himself was involved in this secret monitoring of UFOs when a department heat at the USSR's science academy.

source in Kazakhstan

Well I wanted to write about how nice the weather is outside and that my goal was to get a tan this weekend. But this week I am knocking it out of the park on strange and usually stuff.

So instead of asking why a country is building a UFO embassy I am going to go have a beer.

Picture of the day: WTF

2009-04-24T10:17:00.004-04:00

Mysterious figure ‘spotted’

Gulf Times---A mysterious figure resembling a human being was sighted on the Doha Corniche’s parking lot, according to a report published in a local Arabic daily.
The report is based on the statement of an Arab expatriate lady who said she had seen the strange figure near the Oryx statue while walking in the area.
Quoting the woman, the daily said she took a picture of it in spite of being terribly frightened.
“She was very soon surrounded by a large number of people who also attested to the fact of what she had seen . But it suddenly disappeared out of their sight when they tried to go near it,” the report added.

This picture is blowing up the internet. Personally I thin this is what Mini Me would look like if he died in a fire.

But its nothing more than an hoax. It reminds of the guy in Florida that makes the fake mermaids and crypto fish.

Picture of the day

2009-04-23T15:19:00.003-04:00

Saying this women is horny would be a serious understatement.
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The Web Bot project is over

2009-04-23T11:17:00.005-04:00

Remember the Web Bot? Well if you don't know what it is, read about it here. I wrote about its predictions a couple times. Here is my first post that goes into what it predicted for 2008, and a little bit on how it works. Its not 100% accurate but a lot of the stuff did happen, when it said it was going to happen.

One thing that I thought the Web Bot said that I thought was wrong, was the prediction s of earthquakes in the second week of December in 2008. But was the Web Bot really wrong about this? Or was the information misinterpreted wrong? A large quake will hit between Dec 10-12, that is what it said. To me this sounds like a earthquake. But I ain't R2D2, so I don't speak computer. But could it meant a economic earthquake? Because on Dec 11 2008 Bernie Madoff was arrested. And I don't have to get in to what he did.

So this brings me to the present. Apparently the guys that run the Web Bot are pulling the plug on the project, for now at least. The are asking people to stop sending them funds. The 2009 report is out, but they are not releasing what is on page 6 of the report. I guess it is just too scary, and that is the reason why they are pulling the plug. They would like things to work themselves out before they start running it again.

I can't post the report because its on a subscription service. Just google it and I'm sure you can find the whole thing. I've read it, and it writes like a Chinese puzzle. Just so you know what I mean here is half of what the first page looks like.

The Complete ALTA Report:

Terra - Boats (not) afloat, Mechanism Theory
The beginning of the [global coastal phenomena] is either
pending for about mid May, or started recently with the near-to
Tonga volcano sub seas eruption (and land building), or began
this week with the rupture of the ice bridge in Antarctica, or the
'freak' waves that struck around the planet over 2008, or some
other 'event' in the future, or not. While there is ample room for
debate on something as wide a forecast as a [global coastal phenomena], and a 5/five months wide 'initiation' period,
nonetheless, the separation of the Antarctica ice bridge is clearly
a very large HMMMMM! within the total context of a [global coastal phenomena]. The issue is that this 'ice bridge' needs to
really be considered in the context of a [cork], or [bouchon] as
we had forecast some number of years back. At the time the data
seemed to be suggesting that the [cork] was to be moved by
[underseas volcanoes] that would be causing [current shifts] that
in turn would [erode] the [cork's position]. Perhaps the shift of
the Antarctic 'ice bridge' is this cork being moved. The details
may not be knowable. Within a day of the shift or cracking of the
ice bridge, various sources within Antarctica report that the
governmental presence there started to crack down on all
outgoing information streams.

But here are the high lights summarized by my friend questioningall.

They said miles long trains will be carrying bodies of the U.S. the trains will go for as far as the eye can see. (FEMA trains? - dead or not?)
Everyone needs to have EVERYTHING they will need for the future by mid July - otherwise you will be out of luck. Anything needed that is shipped in from another country needs to be gotten NOW!
Whistleblowers will be coming out about NASA and other things.
PTB will be trying to stop information from getting out, but won't be able to.
PTB will have many blocks put in their way.
Coastal Event.
War - Israel will attack another country - BUT in the end, Israel will be decimated - our Military will be decimated - due to abuse of them by the PTB.
No more health care nor medicines by Winter.
A problem that causes huge amounts of death (pandemic by winter?) - I hear that is in the part 6 - that no one will publish right now.
No more stock markets - will cease in Winter
Food a big problem - come winter.
A woman with a scar will be part of the disclosure of the PTB information and whistleblowers.

Now I don't necessary believe all this, but the Web Bot does have a good track record. One thing that jumps off the page to me is the talk of "Whistleblowers will be coming out about NASA and other things" and "A woman with a scar will be part of the disclosure of the PTB information and whistleblowers. "

Which leads me to "Tina" from SETI, and this outstanding report.

All World Web---All News Web recently received a series of brief emails from some-one who claimed to have worked in the Pentagon within the DARPA agency on a project that involved collaborating closely with both NASA’s Ames Research Center and SETI. The person who has identified herself as ‘Tina’ has provided us with a number of scanned documents that back the veracity of her claims to some extent (these documents confirm a professional relationship to the Department of Defense, they do not relate to any information regarding the aliens).

The correspondent claims to have SAP clearance and has had some access to ‘Black Project’ information. She claims that a multitude of departments house small nucleuses of employees working on the same or related projects and information is very compartmentalised, provided on a 'need to know’ basis at her level of clearance.

‘Tina’ has a university degree in marketing and came to work on the project which she declines to name via an initial position in the Pentagon's public relations operations. Her position involved relaying and rewriting electronic messages for distribution to certain world organizations regarding imminent open contact with an alien race. We are unsure as to why she has contacted All News Web.

According to 'Tina' the last and only physical meeting between aliens and the Government and indeed the only actual official Government recorded UFO landing and alien visitation in the last century up until now occurred in the early 1950’s. This was a meeting between three alien explorers and President Truman. The meeting involved some form of limited telepathic communication and involved the Aliens expressing relief that WW2 had come to an end. The aliens promised to return one day. The Aliens were about three foot and of somewhat classic ‘Grey’ appearance. Photographs were taken and these, which have been seen by a handful of media figures (Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg), have become a basis for the traditional image of ‘Grey’ aliens.

The Aliens are believed to come from a planet about thirty light years away and it is unknown if they possess faster than light transport. 'Tina' did not receive any information on Roswell or any reverse engineering projects involving ET technology. She does not discount other informal alien or UFO incidents.

The aliens seek to establish ties with Earthlings. They are able to monitor the goings on here remotely and it appears they are at least a thousand years ahead of humans technologically

According to 'Tina' SETI is receiving and concealing regular explicit signals (and has been doing so for at least seven years) from this race that state that they are returning to earth in around four years (2013) and have spacecraft essentially mid-journey. The extra-terrestrials will land openly and in a way that will conclusively prove their presence and are doing so unilaterally. They have given the US government until then to prepare humanity for this event.

'Tina' alleges that some powerful security figures would like to thwart this open contact but are powerless to do so. Many figures associated with NASA and even the Pentagon are positive about the event and a conspiracy to hide the truth form the world’s population is not unanimous.

What all parties agree on is that the best course of action is to leave any announcement of the event to the absolute latest possible time so as not to frighten people or harm the economy.

Major churches have been briefed on the matter and are being given time to shift their positions so as to accommodate this new reality. The US Govt has been ‘requested’ to mend and clean up rivalries and conflicts in preparation and this extra-ordinary event and this is the primary reason for Barack Obama’s peace gesture to Iran and indeed his very presidency. Barack Obama is in almost daily contact with SETI and is communicating with the aliens directly.
The aliens indirectly contributed to the development of internet search engines and they are in limited contact with Google through SETI. They are able to access the internet currently and their involvement in search engine research is for the purpose of allowing them to understand as much about earth as possible prior to their next arrival.

It is believed that search engine algorithms are somewhat based on the form of telepathic communication they use

This is pretty interesting. Specially when you combine it with what went down at the X-Conference on Monday. Skip to the 4:20 mark.

The key point in all of this is that the world is changing, be ready for it.

Worst product ever: Anti rape condom

2009-04-22T14:55:00.007-04:00

RAPEX^TM is a new product that was developed to empower women to defend themselves against rapists. RAPEX^TM is a device used by women to prevent rape and to identify the rapist. The RAPEX^TM prototype was launched on 31 August 2005, at Kleinmond, Cape Province, South Africa.

The RAPEX^TM Team is in the process of compiling a tender document in order to source the most suitable investors/manufacturers/distributors globally. Interested parties can forward their contact details to the following address: info@rapestop.net.

Market research results for the South African market will be shared with interested parties to enable them to assess their local market potential.

The RAPEX^TM Team will communicate the progress in establishing a global distribution network through this website.

rapestop.net

Ok, I am all for anti-rape devices. Which are called mace or pepper spray. This shit above is a mid evil torture device. Pretty much its a condom with barbs that stick into you when your penis goes into it. This isn't about stopping rape, its about revenge. Because only a doctor is going to get that thing off your dick.

The meanest thing a chick has ever done to me was told me that she was pregnant when she really wasn't. Seriously you do not play games like that. That is border line jumping off a bridge material. So to make a condom with barbs is quite possible the sickest thing anyone could possible give to a female.

What if you and your chick had a fight, and you thought it was over. But no, she is still holding a grudge and slides in one of those rapex condoms without telling you, your fucked. The only thing I could possible imagine that it could compare to, is fucking the Sarlacci pit from Return of the Jedi.
This shit is wrong and should be banned. Get a gun instead.

China discoveries another 1000 miles of The Great Wall

2009-04-22T12:56:00.004-04:00

China finds another 1,000 miles of the Great Wall

Times Online---It is still not visible from space, but scientists have discovered that the Great Wall of China is about 1,000 miles longer than previously thought.

Most estimates have calculated that the barrier stretches for around 4,500 miles (7,300km) through the Chinese countryside, but modern mapping techniques have discovered that it is even greater.

Well congratulations China you stumped to the level of the Russians for losing a church, and local historians for losing a lighthouse. How do you miss calculate 1000 miles? Fuck I have GPS on my phone and that gets me places with in a few feet. And they can't even calculate a wall that has been there for thousands of years. Aren't the Chinese suppose to be good in math? Maybe there abacuses don't go up that high? Epic bad math.

Swamp gas that is underneath the ocean

2009-04-22T09:36:00.007-04:00

So yesterday I was chilling out and decided to catch up on some TV shows that I have on my DVR that I haven't watched yet. My place smells like puke so this was my best option on trying to not think about the smell of barf. This is due to some random dude puking all over my place on Saturday night.

I found a episode of UFO Hunters that I haven't watched yet. It was a episode about USO and submerged alien bases. The first part of the show they believed that they was a submerge UFO bases on the tip of Cuba. They are close but they are wrong about Cuba, the base is in Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rico lies in one corner of the Bermuda Triangle. Famous for disappearing boats, planes, missing time, and flying saucers reports. It is also famous for USO, or unidentified submerged objects. A great deal of the strange activity around the island has centered on the 28,000 acres of mountainous rainforest known as El Yunque, on the north-eastern coast.

One thing that Puerto Rico also has is a lot of is the US military presence. Many military personal have seen strange things.

Jose Orlando Golis, who works for the Puerto Rican government, lives close to El Yunque. 'Many people have seen UFOs flying over the water close to the surface,' he told me. 'Once, at 1am, we saw one with many coloured lights flying next to the sea just over the surface.

'At first we thought it was a boat. It seemed to be dark underneath and had lights - mostly red and blue at another, upper level. Then it angled and moved upwards. It made a humming sound, and seemed to head in the direction of El Yunque.'

Felix Rivera is a diver with an underwater salvage company based near the American Naval Air Station which adjoins El Yunque, one of many U.S. bases on the island. He confirmed to me that UFOs and USOs have frequently been observed often by American military personnel.

'Navy Seals - America's elite special forces - have seen USOs here,' he revealed. 'Some have told me that these things will often come up close to boats, then shoot off. They move too fast underwater to be ours.

Not only has military personal witness UFOs and other strange incidents but they have also covered up and censored materials.

We were invited to participate as lecturer in the MUFON UFO Symposium held on the days 2, 3 and 4 of July of 1993, in Richmond, Virginia, USA In our lecture we informed on the UFO / alien situation in Puerto Rico, but we also lectured, on certain facts pertaining to the UFO situation in El Yunque, a series of encounters with alien beings and our suspicion, due to certain facts, of the possibility that the U.S. Government kept flying saucer type crafts there, we also expressed ourselves on the possibility of there being official U.S. / alien contact in a site close to the rain forest: Roosevelt Roads U.S. Naval Station.
Right after we sent our paper on all this to Mr. Walt Andrus, general director of MUFON, for it to be published in the Symposium's Proceedings Book ,a strange set of events started happening. Apparently, the content of the paper touched a sensitive nerve somewhere and "someone" seemed to be very alarmed by it.

Puerto Rico has its own Roswell as well, with reports of UFOs crashing in the mountain side.

In the night of February 19, 1984, a UFO allegedly crashed in a slope in one of the mountains of the National Caribbean Rain Forest, also known to our people as 'El Yunque' [after the name of the best known mountain there]. According to many sources we have interviewed on the issue, a flying saucer type craft DID CRASH there that night, and the whole situation was covered up by the U.S. Government. The craft and several alien corpses were allegedly taken to the U.S. by military personnel working out from Roosevelt Roads Naval Station, as well as intelligence / security personnel from several federal agencies in Puerto Rico.

There is something in that rainforest that we are not allowed to know about. There are incidents that have happened that the government will go into great lengths to hide the truth.

"At about 1:00 A.M." - he said -, "a group of the soldiers went down in a jeep to Palmer [a sector at the foothills of El Yunque, in 65th. Infantry road] to get some cigarettes and other things in a gas station, said the officer. When they arrived to ‘La Coca’ waterfall sector, down in road 191, the men heard some strange noises in the brush which sounded like heavy footsteps on the dry leaves and branches in the forest. They stopped their jeep, got off it and checked the area in order to see who was there. Remember, they were there in a secret mission and no one was supposed to know about our presence in the forest. When they stopped, the jeep went dead. The lights, the jeep’s engine, the radio communicator... everything went dead. Their watches wouldn’t work anymore, even quartz watches."

"....in about half an hour El Yunque was full with military personnel. They were everywhere, and the area was declared off limits and under U.S. military control. At about 2:00 to 3:00 A.M. a lot of people from Roosevelt Roads Naval Station arrived, and with them came an unknown group of men in U.S. Navy marked vehicles. They all were dressed up in white one piece anti-contamination suits with masks. Only their eyes could be seen, through crystal openings . The type of clothing you use to prevent radiation or bacterial contamination. This people with the suits entered the forest with what seemed to be detectors of some sort , doing a extensive search in the perimeter, that was extended to the slope that descends to the west from the antennas sector in the summit of El Yunque and towards El Verde. I heard these men had found a trail of a strange green luminescent liquid substance on the ground and leaves, following it to an undisclosed place, where they found something."

"Later on, the soldiers involved with the incident were ordered to board one of the trucks and go immediately to Roosevelt Roads Naval Station, in Ceiba.
Once there they all were submitted to psychological tests, a rigorous medical exam and an intense debriefing session about the incident in El Yunque. Their weapons, equipment and all their clothing were analyzed and then destroyed, burned. In the morning they received new orders and classified instructions and they all were told that from that moment on they were out of active duty and of any military service, that they should continue with their civilian lives as if nothing had ever happened and that they could not talk to anyone ever, under no circumstances, about what happened that night in the forest."

"I was informed on this due to my involvement with the work being done in the forest when this happened and because of my rank and security clearance", and added: "...it would be impossible at this moment to obtain any verification of this incident from the soldiers military records through the Freedom of Information Act because their records were placed under a high security classification and there’s no possible access to them. What’s more" - he said - "at this moment there’s no mention in their records of their ever having been involved with any special forces unit. Their records were altered so this wouldn’t show up either."

"Finally, and to my surprise, with a grim and worried look he said: "Look, I know you are going to ask me...and I’m telling you... Yes, there’s official contact between aliens and the U.S. government. in Puerto Rico. Everything is controlled to the highest level by a military and security elite group related to the CIA The U.S. Army, the Air Force, the Navy and several security and intelligence agencies are involved in this, specially elite corps from the CIA"

Newspaper report.
I could go on and on and talk about document cases of strange events that have occurred in and around Puerto Rico. Remember the first ever Chupacabra case was reported in Puerto Rico. And the description of the Chupcabra fits what people are seeing in the forest.

In 1974, in the wake of a dramatic UFO flap which included
cattle mutilations, strange creatures and Marian apparitions, an
hour-long documentary aired on Puerto Rican television
recounting highlights of the incredible events. One of the
documentary's segments involved the curious story of a a group
of young people who had found themselves besieged by thoroughly
bizarre creatures during a visit to the rainforest.

On the night of October 20 1973, nine campers--students led by
three adults--had gone to El Yunque hoping to "contact" UFOs and
their occupants. They made camp high up on a mountain trail,
preparing to spend a night that would turn out to be the longest
in their lives.

Mr. Heriberto Ramos, the group's official leader, stated that
at one point during their ascent along the trail, they met three
persons heading downward. There was nothing "alien" about the
trio aside from the fact that they all dressed exactly alike and
with similar features. One of the group members, who had stayed
behind, took a photo of both the other group members and the
three mysterious walkers, but only a patch of mist appeared on
the developed film where the trio stood.

At a given moment that night, thoroughly convinced that an
otherwise uneventful vigil lay ahead, the campers were
surrounded by five or six vaguely humanoid figures which darted
about the thick vegetation with claw-like hands and elongated
ears. Some of the "monsters" blocked the precipice-flanked
trail that constituted the only way down from the mountain and
back to the safety of their vehicles.

From a prudent distance, one of the creatures regarded Ramos
intently. Upon noticing this, the latter tried walking
cautiously toward the eldritch being, hoping to show that his
group's intentions were amicable. Ramos stood less than ten
feet away from the creature, and was able to describe it as
having a triangular head, and "extraordinary" eyes. Amazingly,
he managed to touch the strange being, which did not stir. Its
skin felt neither cold nor rubbery. Almost simultaneously, one
of the students lit a large, powerful flashlight in the direction
where the contact was taking place, flooding the area with light.

The clawed creature reacted by racing away from the scene,
literally tearing a path right through the dense vegetation,
which led to a 100 foot drop, giving the startled Ramos reason
to think he had frightened the being into jumping. To the man's
amazement, it reappeared instantly at the side of its fellows,
which were still blocking the downward path.

For endless hours until the sky began to lighten, the beseiged
campers were surrounded by the beings, who remained in constant
motion around them. Terror had led one of the students to bang
himself repeatedly on the head with a flashlight, hoping to
escape the situation by passing out. Seized by an inexplicable
urge, another camper expressed a desire to take a walk in the
woods. Fearing for his mental state, one of his companions
offered to walk with him. Before they'd taken more than a dozen
steps, they found what could only be described as a glimmering,
polychromatic "egg" lying on the ground. While entranced by the
curious flashing object, neither one felt brave enough to touch
it. Later that night, they would see it in the claws of one of
the nonhuman besiegers. Was it "bait" of some sort, its
pulsating colors designed to mesmerize prey?

At sunrise, the campers made a mad dash for the cars they'd left
parked at the bottom of the mountain. Not a trace of the alien
intruders remained aside from their footprints, which were much
larger than a human's and appeared to have been made by very
heavy creatures, in comparison to the smaller footprints left by
the humans. Their valor rekindled by the morning light, the
campers made plaster-of-paris casts of the prints and photographed
them. These materials were stolen by unknown parties months after
the incident, including valuable infrared prints.

As I mentioned above there are thousands of strange stories that surround the Island of Puerto Rico and the whole Caribbean in general. Stories that date back to when Columbus discovered the area. He reported seeing strange glowing orbs underneath his boat on the way to discovering the New World. Glowing orbs are a another common occurrence in the area. But probably my favorite story comes from a friend of mine who takes care of a elderly women. The women is in her 70's and is in rough shape. I can not reveal names because my friend is concerned about her welfare.

My friend and this women became became acquaintances through a program through the Catholic Church. This women is very religious. Which she should be because she use to be a nun. Not just any nun, but one that worked with Mother Teresa.

She quit the Catholic Church and began working with the military. She was able to gain high level clearance and have many photos of her with high ranking military leaders and Presidents. She was stationed on one of the military bases in Puerto Rico.

My friend got her to open up and tell her story, and this is some of what she had to say about what goes on there.

"I know people on the island that are married to them", she said. I of course was shocked and asked her what she meant. She said she meant just that. People walking around half-this and half-that "I don't get involved with it." I was surprised so I asked more. She said the Greys work with the US military on the island. That the inhabitants of the island have been seeing them for a long time. She said they're in the Jungles too. That most people would be walking through and turn and see them following or peeking from around trees. She said they are ugly to look at but they were friendly.

"Their job is to keep everything here running."

She also tells stories of driving late a night and being stopped by the greys and asked what she was doing on the road at that time. They were always friendly with her, but one thing that she did state was:

"I've seen things in the military that I wish I hadn't. I've prayed to the Virgin for amnesia because I don't want to remember. I don’t want to know these things about the world.”
There are many people out there like this women, people that know part of the truth. But are to terrified to speak about it. Not only for fear of their own safety, but because what they have to say is tough to believe.

Why Puerto Rico? Well I don't think anyone has that answer. But I do suspect that it has something to do with the Puerto Rico Trench. The Puerto Rico Trench lies directly off the coast and is the deepest part of the Atlantic Ocean. Where else to hide the greatest secret but in one of the deepest parts of the ocean.

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props to Karl 12 and Lee Anoma

Picture of the day: breast pillows

2009-04-17T15:15:00.003-04:00

Usually I use them as pillows.

Is it funny when your friend looks like a killer?

2009-04-17T12:02:00.002-04:00

So the biggest news story around town is about this Craigslist killer. The guy that looks up prostitutes on craigslists and then tries to rob them. But he also killed one to, so there is a major man hunt for this guy.

The only known photos of this guy come from grainy security cameras, and the pictures show a resemblance to my friend. Killer below.

The thing is my friend is acting strange too. He had no response when I offered free Red Sox tickets to him. Who turns down tickets? Deep down I know its not him, because he is happily married, and the guy in the pictures looks to be 6ft tall or over. While my friend is only like 5'4" or 5'5". But he does have the same jacket. As seen in this undated photograph, on the left.

So personally I think its hilarious when someone looks like a killer. Especially when it is someone that I know.

Picture of the day: Jerry O'Connell's parents

2009-04-16T12:56:00.003-04:00

via Dlisted

Happy Teabagging Day!

2009-04-15T19:42:00.001-04:00

They can't be serious.

Red Sox better win today links

2009-04-15T15:08:00.003-04:00

Russian Ninja goes on killing spree because his wife has lice. RIA
Saving Private Giggles. ABC
8 year old boy has permanent hangover. Telegraph
Woman gets $145 parking ticket for pulling over and giving CPR to her dying son. UPI
Massachusetts National Guard make less money fighting in Iraq than they would be at home sitting on there ass. Boston.com
Snake bites man, man bites snake, epic battle occurs, snake captured, snake escapes, snake now seeks revenge. BBC
Snakes on a plane. WAToday
Giant ugly ass worm found in aquarium. Cryptomundo

ARRRR! Dolphins be blocking me Pirate Booty

2009-04-15T09:25:00.002-04:00

Thousands of dolphins block Somali pirates

BEIJING, April 14 (Xinhuanet) -- Thousands of dolphins blocked the suspected Somali pirate ships when they were trying to attack Chinese merchant ships passing the Gulf of Aden, the China Radio International reported on Monday.

The Chinese merchant ships escorted by a China's fleet sailed on the Gulf of Aden when they met some suspected pirate ships. Thousands of dolphins suddenly leaped out of water between pirates and merchants when the pirate ships headed for the China's.

The suspected pirates ships stopped and then turned away. The pirates could only lament their littleness before the vast number of dolphins. The spectacular scene continued for a while.

God Dam! World governments can't stop pirates but a pod of dolphin can. The navy needs to hire more hire tech dolphins.

Why does God and MLB hate the Red Sox

2009-04-14T15:10:00.005-04:00

Beckett suspended for 6 games by MLB

Boston.com---Boston pitcher Josh Beckett has been suspended for six games and fined by Major League Baseball, which determined he intentionally threw a pitch near the head of the Los Angeles Angels' Bobby Abreu last week.

Beckett also was cited for "aggressive actions" after the pitch that led to the benches clearing Sunday, according to Bob Watson, vice president for discipline in the commissioner's office.

If Beckett appeals, any penalties would be delayed until after a hearing.

Angels hitting coach Mickey Hatcher was suspended for one game and fined, and he was to serve the penalty Tuesday night. In addition, Watson fined Angels manager Mike Scioscia and players Torii Hunter and Justin Speier

The Sox are 2-5, and are playing as well as my college softball team that use to determine the batting order by the drunkest person. And then MLB suspense Josh Beckett for throwing over Bobby Abreu. If anyone should get suspended it should be the dumb ass umpire that called for time in the middle of a pitching wind up. Throwing a baseball is the most violent action one can preform on their body, and this douchebag umpire tried to injury Josh Beckett by making him stop in the middle of a delivery. Watch the video, he is in the middle of a pitch.

You can take any pitcher in baseball and in the middle of their windup start jumping and waving your hands from where the umpire was standing and I am sure the same thing will happen. If Josh Beckett wanted to hit Bobby Abredouche in the head, I'm sure he would knock his fucking eye out.

Plane trip

2009-04-09T11:27:00.002-04:00

So I am hoping on a plane in a few hours to fly across the country. Luckily for me my Amazon delivery just arrived, and now I have something to read on the plane. Got two books, should help pass the time.

First one. This one is more work related. Amazon

Second one. I'm a big health nut. Amazon

This is the strangest thing you will read today.

2009-04-09T11:10:00.004-04:00

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So a guy pays his neighbor to knock up his wife, because he is sterile. The guy fails, but manages to sleep with a beauty pageant winner 72 times. Turns out he is sterile too. His wife now tells him that their two kids are not his.

Sounds like a Woody Allen movie, or maybe just Wooden Allen's life.

Sucks to be a pigeon

2009-04-08T15:57:00.003-04:00

It must suck to be a pigeon. Everybody hates you, because you shit every where. Not only do people hate you but animals like turtles and pelicans want to eat you.

When will the economy take the next nose dive

2009-04-07T13:29:00.004-04:00

So I have been writing a lot about myself lately, and I think its time to give back to the people. So I decided to post the dates of the next time the US markets will take a sudden nose dive.

How do I know when this will happen? Because I am fucking smart, and your not. No, its actually quite simple, all you have to do is following the Legatus. Every time they gather, BOOM goes Wall Street!

The notion first came from Rienhardt. And by using this method it was easy to predict October market crash, and February's crash.

Who are the Legatus? Well they are all wealthy Catholic Business owners. Here is the membership criteria.

Executive Membership Criteria
Primary membership for the top ranking Catholic in a business

Requirements

Manufacturing/Sales/Service

Financial Services

1) Title

Chairman, President, CEO, Owner, Managing Director, Managing Partner, Publisher

Same titles

2) Personnel

30 employees
OR
10 employees and $1M annual payroll

10 employees

3) Volume/Value

$5 Million
OR
$10M Net Value

$100 Million (assets)

Division Head Membership Criteria
The top ranking Catholic in a qualifying division or subsidiary

Requirements

Manufacturing/Sales/Service

Financial Services

1) Title

Chairman, President, CEO, Owner, Managing Director, Managing Partner, Publisher, Executive Vice President

2) Personnel

30 employees
OR
10 employees and $1M annual payroll

10 employees

3) Volume/Value

$5 Million
OR
$10M Net Value

$100 Million (assets)

Intermediate Membership Criteria
Adjusted Criteria for Applicants under the age of 40
75% of full criteria. 15% prior 3-year growth. Must meet full criteria by 45^th birthday.

Requirements

Manufacturing/Sales/Service

Financial Services

1) Title

Chairman, President, CEO, Owner, Managing Director, Managing Partner, Publisher

Same titles

2) Personnel

22 employees
OR
$750,000 annual payroll

8 employees

3) Volume/Value

$3.75 Million
OR
$7.5M net value

$75 Million (assets)

The Legatus will meet for there Pro-Life Pilgrimage on May 6-8. So I am thinking that this will be mostly them just trying to gather up funds to spew their pro-life Nazi views. So I am not anticipating a major market drop. But there will be at least couple hundred drop in the dow on May 11 or12th.

The big meeting is schedule for October 10-19. This is taking place in Italy, or the Fucking Holy Land like they call it. They usually only meet for two days, so I can only imagine what they are up to during 9 days for this meeting. I would suspect to see a large market hit after the meeting, so anytime during the week of Oct 19.

Picture of the day: Human Care Bear

2009-04-06T11:03:00.004-04:00

The chick is beaming!
via coasttocoastam

People from Maine Recycle snakes

2009-04-06T09:48:00.003-04:00

The weirdest things (snake, anchor) turn up in recycling

Portland Herlad---It's nice that southern Mainers are getting into the spirit of recycling.

But you knew someone had gone too far when ecomaine, the Portland-based waste agency, issued these new recycling guidelines this week:

Newspapers – yes.

Glass bottles – yes.

Milk jugs – yes.

Snakes – no.

Someone, it seems, decided to recycle a 7-foot-long python. The snake, already dead, arrived at ecomaine's giant recycling center in Portland a couple of weeks ago, mixed in with tons of paper, glass and plastic. A couple of workers saw it on a conveyer belt just before the snake got fed into the giant sorting machine.

The workers are always on the lookout for items that don't belong, but at the time it wasn't immediately clear whether the animal was alive or dead, and snake handling isn't exactly in their job description.

"The first guy who saw it go by didn't want to grab it, so the second guy had to pull it out," said Recycling Manager John Morin.

Wait, you can't recycle snakes? There completely biodegradable. I can totally see a guy asking his wife if he could put the snake in the recyclable bin. In fact snakes in the recyclable bins in a great idea.

I think from now on I am putting live pythons in my recyclables. Why? For one, maybe a snake will swallow one of those mythical creatures that appears magically when I put out my trash. And a giant fucking snake will help stop people from stealing my recycle bin. That shit has been stolen three times in the past year. Which results in my stealing someone else's bin.

I hurt myself

2009-04-03T15:08:00.004-04:00

So I completely fucked up my back a few days ago, and haven't been able to move much since. By the picture above its tough to tell if it is back pain or explosive farts. At least got out of the house today, which I really needed. If I was forced to watch another Seth Rogan comedy I was convinced I would be forced to grow a white mans afro.

So its Friday and I am not going out at all this weekend. I really can't. I'm scared shit less that if I do limp to a bar I will just hurt myself even more. I could totally see myself trying to dish out some high fives and re-injure myself. So I'm laying low.

Big Papi likes to keep porn around

2009-03-31T14:01:00.004-04:00

How long is too long to keep old porn around? I was just debating that in my head. I have some porn that I haven't watched in years, but yet I still have it for some reason. It is like we think of porn like treasury bonds, that somehow the longer you hold on to them the more value they have. But this is not the case, I think I will throw away my old pornos when I go home today.

Which brings me to my point. So my Red Sox insider was telling me about the improvements at Fenway this year. I guess the big construction project this off season is adding a foot and a half more space in the underneath console. Whoop dee doo! But the person also mentioned to me that in David Ortiz's locker there is just a stack of porn videos. Most are unlabeled but the others are all long the lines of Big Black Butts. Obviously Big Papi has no shame in just leaving this stuff in his locker over winter, but how often does this shit gets watched during the season? Does him and other Red Sox just sit around prior to games and have a circle jerk? I don't know? But for some reason I can just picture Dice-K in the back ground of all this with just a stupid smile on his face. Personally I think porn only have a lifespan of about 3 watches, and then they just take up space. Maybe this is where Big Papi stores his old stash when he doesn't want his wife to see them. But anyways, I thought this was weird.

Jesus is obviously from outer space

2009-03-30T12:51:00.003-04:00

Pravda---Russian scientists noticed the image of Jesus Christ on the meteorite which fell down on the Earth about 100 years ago. The image is identical to the one that appears on the Shroud of Turin. The meteorite cracked into two as it rammed into the planet in the Far East of Russia. The image of Jesus Christ’s face can be seen on the split. The meteorite was dubbed Boguslavka, after the village where it had been found. The face of Jesus Christ on the meteorite is just the same as on the Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth bearing the image of a man who appears to have been physically traumatized in a manner consistent with crucifixion. It is kept in the royal chapel of the Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist in Turin, Italy. It is believed by many to be the cloth placed on Jesus of Nazareth at the time of his burial.

The best thing about nut jobs seeing Jesus in guitars, french toast, windows, or pretty much any where else is that nobody has any idea what Jesus ever looked like! Jesus could have been metrosexual for all we know. But now its the Russians turn to look like idiots. They were probably drunk when they concluded that this rock looked like Jesus, because when is it that a Russian person isn't drunk? Doesn't happen.

Failure links of the day

2009-03-30T12:37:00.002-04:00

Its Monday, so how about some fail.

Hospital shuts off electricity for Earth Hour, 15 people on life support die because of it. BBSpot
First rule of spear fishing, don't shoot buddy in head. BreitBart
That puddle in the road is not a puddle, but a 12ft deep hole. Telegraph
PETA killed 95% of its animal that it cared for last year. Consumer Freedom
When counterfeiting money, you may want to have the correct President on the bills. Fox News
When spraying graffiti on the highway, you should wait until there are no cars on the road. CBS
Unfit man dies playing Wii Fit. The Sun
Calling 911 to report that your roommate is drinking your beer. Tampa Bay online

ShamWow guy arrested for fighting with a hooker

2009-03-30T08:36:00.006-04:00

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center.

Via TheSmokingGun

Has it really come to this ShamWow guy? I'm really disappointed in you. For a while I always stuck up for you, I defended your products over your arch nemesis Billy Mays products many of times. I thought your products were always better than his, and your pitch was always more clever and creative. But you threw it all way once you start laying the smack down on prostitutes. So I'm done with you and your products. I hopping on the Billy Mays bandwagon now. theLucky will now be endorsing all of Billy Mays products.

Such As:

Billy Mays Blue Balls

Billy Mays Mighty Puddy

Billy Mays Kaboom

Billy Mays Orange Dub

Billy Mays Never Scrub

And the ultimate slap in the face to the ShamWow, Billy Mays Zorbee. Which is good because I always need to clean up a lot of jizz stains.

So a bobcat walks into a bar

2009-03-26T16:17:00.003-04:00

Bobcat walks into Ariz. bar, attacks patrons

Boston Herald — A bobcat has attacked three people in the central Arizona community of Cottonwood, including two men who were bitten by the animal after it wandered inside a bar.

Officers called to the Chapparal Bar arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it.

Tests were ordered to determine if the animal was rabid. It wasn’t clear how seriously the victims had been wounded.

Cottonwood police say the animal attacked Monday when it scratched a woman who thought she had hit it with her car. Then police got a report of a bobcat acting aggressively toward a woman outside a Pizza Hut.

This sounds like a bad joke. Just like the bad joke about when a horse walks into a bar. Usually when a cougar walks into a bar it's a good thing. Specially if you end up with scratch marks on you by the end of the night. But seriously what was this cat thinking? It was hit by a car and wanted pay back, I can see that. But the first rule of bar fighting is wait for the person to exit the bar before you start shit. If you don't wait its going to get broken up before it really gets going. Or in this case, you get shot by the police.

WTF?

2009-03-26T10:50:00.002-04:00

This picture comes via from Goerge Noory site. This was submitted by one of his listeners. Pictures like this are just to hard to believe, even for me. Looks like Star Trek.

Here are the comments attached to the picture.

The photo was taken in Hawaii, on the island of Oahu in the town of Haleiwa. The date was sometime in January 1997â€¦I am a long time professional photographerâ€¦who has been in the business for over 40 years. One evening, after watching a movie with a friend, and they were leaving my home, they pointed out some strange lights in the sky. It was late about 1 am. I decided, what the heck, never shot a UFO photo, and got out my big surfing lens (a Nikon 800mm f/5.6 and added a 2x tele-extender and used a very heavy duty tripod) and took about 10-20 photos. The film was Fuji Velvia 35mm transparency, exposure was about f/8-f/11 for about 15 seconds. It was very clear that night, no clouds or haze at all. I have my own film processor so I pushed processed the film to a speed of about ISO or ASA 200+. I got two really good photos, this is a slide duplicate and digitized file of one of them. The bright light is not the moon. It was shot looking southwest from the north ground position, roughly far above the center of Oahu. As far as I could tell (it's really hard shooting the sky at night) the objects were at least a mile or two up in the atmosphereâ€¦I would say the objects were about as big as a 747? There were blinking multi-colored lights on their perimeters, and you could clearly see the outline of the craft thru the lens. This was the second series of photos over about a 1/2 hour period. The first series revealed only one object, triangular shaped, with pastel lights on each tipâ€¦During the second series of exposures about 20 minutes later there appeared to be two 'craft' and that is the photo I submitted. There appeared to be a super bright beam that connected the two craft for about a minute. Please be aware that the film was grainy and because it was 'pushed' (the only way I could get a decent exposure)â€¦ At this point I will have to tell you that I thought about calling the local news, but I am a fairly private person and didn't want the publicity. I was able to call Art Bell's show several weeks later when I think he was interviewing Peter Davenportâ€¦ --Bill Romerhaus

All via Coasttocoastam