Guys and sheep

Videos that have sheep herders who have too much free time usually end up on some bestiality site. But not this video. These old farts have have way to much fucking free time. Its a pretty cool video. It must be pretty boring in Wales where they live.

I would say that this is the coolest thing I have seen all day but that would be a lie. It would be this poor kid with really bad ache that had zits on his forehead that spell out A-R-S-E.

Two headed girl

I'm confused, is this two girls or one? If you had sex with her/ them does that count as a threesome? And since she/them are only 16 is that one or two counts for statutory rape?

Picture of the day: A Pink Dolphin

Telegraph---These are the stunning pictures of a rare pink bottlenose dolphin spotted swimming in a Louisiana lake.

The mammal was pictured by local charter boat captain Erik Rue, who has been studying the dolphin since it first surfaced in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary, north of the Gulf of Mexico in Southwestern USA.

Since it was spotted with its pod of normal coloured dolphins last year the animal has been wowing visitors on the lake.

Capt Rue, 42, originally saw the dolphin, which also has reddish eyes, swimming with a pod of four other dolphins, with one appearing to be its mother which never left its side.

This is pretty cool never seen a pink animal before. How bad will it suck if this dolphin is a male.

Fish talk

Now that I am trying to get back into the swing of things, time to dive into one of my favorite topics. Strange animals, espeically strange fish. And here are two that are completely mind blowing.

First up is a fish that has eyes IN ITS HEAD! Its head is transparent and sees through its head. This is just crazy.

February 23, 2009--With a head like a fighter-plane cockpit, a Pacific barreleye fish shows off its highly sensitive, barrel-like eyes--topped by green, orblike lenses--in a picture released today but taken in 2004. The fish, discovered alive in the deep water off California's central coast by the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute (MBARI), is the first specimen of its kind to be found with its soft transparent dome intact. The 6-inch (15-centimeter) barreleye (Macropinna microstoma) had been known since 1939--but only from mangled specimens dragged to the surface by nets.
I know some of you think that this is photo shopped. But National Geographic does not photoshop their images. That sort-of defeats the purpose of what National Geographic is trying to do.

Next up is the largest freshwater fish ever caught by rod and reel.
Telegraph---Ian Welch spent 90 minutes tussling with the giant stingray and it took 13 grown men to heave it out of the water.

This fish measured 7ft long and 7ft wide, while its long sting measured 10ft.

It has smashed the previous record of 46 stone for a huge catfish caught in 2005.

Mr Welch, a freshwater biologist, had been visiting Thailand to help with a stingray tagging programme when he landed the fish on the Maeklong River.

I guess technically the ray is a fish, but I don't really classify sharks and rays as fish. But its still a giant ass sting ray. This thing could probably kill about three Steve Irwin's.

Look at the sky tonight

I am sure you haven't noticed but there is a cool astrological event going on lately with the apex being tonight. If you have seen those two bright objects in the sky close to one another recently they are Jupiter and Venus. But tonight the moon will add a neat twist. A crescent moon will appear tonight and create a triangle between the three objects.

So if you don't suffer from light pollution like myself, take a look at the sky tonight.

Penguin 1 Killer whale 0

Everybody knows that if a bear attacks you, you play dead. If a killer whale attacks then you just act like a human.

The Polish Imp

Slow day, not much happening. You would think with today being what it is, something cool should have happened. Or even another Vince Young break down. The best thing I could find was this video out of Norway of a UFO.
The quality is so poor, I think its just a reflection.

Then I was on coasttocoast browsing the pictures and I saw this one that is suppose to be a forest imp. Sunbathing or something?It gave me the idea to post the Polish Imp video. One of my favorites. I don't think you can find it on youtube or anything else. The only place I know where I can find the video is HERE. Scroll down to number 48. They have a little background on it to.

Ufoinfo-On this date a group of young people, three men and one woman were grilling near their cottage in a wooded area close to Wloclawek. The cottage is fenced and the fence touched the forest in its northern section. The forest separates the cottage from the Vistula River. The area is surrounded by other cottages and gardens. One of the men was lying on a blanket on the grass at about 5meters from the others, at the same time the young woman was filming the event with the video camera in her mobile phone. In one brief instance the image of her friend lying on the blanket appeared on the video, which lasted about 1.5 sec. Minutes later while reviewing the video something bizarre caught her eye. Next to the body of the man on the blanket something seemed to suddenly materialize, it seemed to be a humanoid figure about 70 to 80cm in height which seemed to bend down and touched the man with a sort of wand or rod. No one knows what happened later since the frame moved towards the right and away from the scene. After a while a dog that had been with them and had acted normally went to the location where the many was lying and acted nervously. It growled in the direction where the strange figure had appeared from. At that moment the others present did not connect the dog’s behavior with the strange figure on the video. The woman filming and the others had not seen anything out of the ordinary. Several days later three red spots appeared on the man’s knee, they were placed in the shape of a triangle. According to the man it seemed to hurt like a snake bite. However he stated that he had not felt anything at the time.

Really interesting video. Lets take a look at the stills.And this is what the guy's knee looked like after.
Imps always try and kick you when you are down. Never fall asleep when you have a bunch of Polish watching your back.

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The guy that danced around the world

I'm not sure what it is about this video, but I really enjoyed it. I think maybe because it shows that we are all just human. Here is the guy's site.



But one thing that did jump out at me, is this guy is obvious white and needs a Red Strip in his hand.

List of worst products

The top five dodgy designs:

1. Bosch KGU30605 Fridge – who needs space for six eggs when you can save room and only keep five in the fridge? And perhaps try to grow a chicken from the other one.

2. Zanussi ZWF14581 Washing Machine – ignore the 40 degrees warning on most synthetics as this not-so-intelligent machine automatically washes them at 60.

3. LG 37LF66 Television – want to go to bed after a night of watching TV? You'll have to pull the plug out of the mains, then.

4. Easy Store Large Slide – this slide looks great with its super bright yellow colour to match all those pretty flowers. Only trouble is that all your local insects are equally attracted to it.

5. Kenwood DW12CFE Dishwasher – if you follow the instructions and stack up your normal-sized plates on the bottom tray you soon realise there's a small problem – they stop the spray arm from spinning and therefore don't get washed. Not only that, if you try to take out the trays then the washer won't start. Genius.

The 5 egg fridge is just plain retarded. I know my fridge can hold the 'bakers dozen'. I guess the 5 egg fridge can be referred to the down syndrome dozen.

A TV without a off switch is pretty bad too. I wonder how you change the channels.