Ex KGB agent predicts America's demise

This is a great video shot in 1985.

Have a good 4th of July

Its almost the 4th, time to do something stupid

Like jump over a moving car.

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My new favorite website

Under my blog list you fill find Universal Record Database. Its fucking awesome. Pretty much you just make up a world record, film it, and then you are the record holder. I want a world record. I think I can beat the fastest beer shotgun.

William Paul knifed open a 12-ounce can of Bud Light and shotgunned it in 2.78 seconds, a new world record. Paul beat the existing record by more than 2.5 seconds.

Paul achieved the feat at a New Year's Eve party in Grand Forks, North Dakota on December 31, 2008. Samantha Gallagher was present as a witness.

Strange ring appears over UK amusement park

Strange indeed. But I have seen this before. Rings like this have been appearing for decades.

News from late night talk shows

Late night shows are usually on too late for me to watch. That is why I watch them on the internet.

Couple of amazing things happened in the past week on late night shows. For one on Conan, Ryan Seacrest showed a picture of himself as a kid. And he looks like a chubbier version of me at the same age.

The only thing Seacrest is missing is the head gear, and the head gear head marks.

The other truly amazing thing from late night TV occurred on the Jimmy Fallon show. When did he get a show?

Anyways, Zack Morris showed up. And looked exactly the same as when he was at Bayside High.

More of Champ

Some enhanced videos.

Meet Dr. Bummer the Gynecologist from Pittsburgh

Happy Teabagging Day!

They can't be serious.

Sucks to be a pigeon

It must suck to be a pigeon. Everybody hates you, because you shit every where. Not only do people hate you but animals like turtles and pelicans want to eat you.

ShamWow guy arrested for fighting with a hooker

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center.

Via TheSmokingGun

Has it really come to this ShamWow guy? I'm really disappointed in you. For a while I always stuck up for you, I defended your products over your arch nemesis Billy Mays products many of times. I thought your products were always better than his, and your pitch was always more clever and creative. But you threw it all way once you start laying the smack down on prostitutes. So I'm done with you and your products. I hopping on the Billy Mays bandwagon now. theLucky will now be endorsing all of Billy Mays products.

Such As:

Billy Mays Blue Balls


Billy Mays Mighty Puddy


Billy Mays Kaboom


Billy Mays Orange Dub


Billy Mays Never Scrub


And the ultimate slap in the face to the ShamWow, Billy Mays Zorbee. Which is good because I always need to clean up a lot of jizz stains.

Guys and sheep

Videos that have sheep herders who have too much free time usually end up on some bestiality site. But not this video. These old farts have have way to much fucking free time. Its a pretty cool video. It must be pretty boring in Wales where they live.

I would say that this is the coolest thing I have seen all day but that would be a lie. It would be this poor kid with really bad ache that had zits on his forehead that spell out A-R-S-E.

Somebody buy an R

Shit fight

Even tough guys shit themselves. Anyone that eats a lot of Mexican food knows that sometimes when you try and fart afterwards that there is a chance of some bonus time. You know those farts that you just underestimate. You think its a small to medium size fart but when you squeeze it out its actually a turd napalm. A small control explosion of anal burning squirt.

The napalm usually follows a facial expression that can best be describe as somewhere in the middle between seeing a ghost and accidentally catching your parents in the middle of doggy style.

I really think this is why dudes started to underwear in the first place. As a first layer of defense against the squirt. It happens to everyone. The best advice is just to go on like it didn't happen, like the guy in video. Just play dumb, and say it was already there.

Joaquin Phoenix jumps into crowd during concert ands starts a fight

OK, I just don't get this whole Joaquin Phoenix crap. The only role I ever thought he was good in was the bad guy in Gladiator. But I'll give credit where credit is due, he's got this rap shit down pat. Everyone saw is David Letterman appearance where he had that "I'm fucked in the head" shit working for him. Which pretty much banned him from anymore live TV appearances. I just wish he came out drinking some Crunk Juice. Which would have added a nice touch. Now he has this video that just came out of him attacking a fan during a rap show. What rapper hasn't jumped in the crowd to beat up a fan, besides Will Smith? If he is trying to do a stunt with this shit or is just going through a mid life crisis he is at least making headlines.

Hello Japan

Two headed girl

I'm confused, is this two girls or one? If you had sex with her/ them does that count as a threesome? And since she/them are only 16 is that one or two counts for statutory rape?

Celtics vs Cavs tonight

Man, when is KG coming back. We could use him tonight. But here is him giving fashion tips.

More funny videos like the "Kevin Garnetts Says Burn It" at Heavy.com

Are these pranks real?

I saw this yesterday and didn't know what to think about it. Then I was watching Around the Horn last night on ESPN and they brought up the Maryland prank. So I guess they are real.

Here is the first one.

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And the retaliation.

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I think I like the basketball one better.

Lebron James silent but deadly