Random Hates

Here are just a few things that I have been hating on lately.

• I really really hate slow walkers.
• I still hate fat people. I believe hating on the fat is my passion.
• I hate war.
• Band aids
• Back pain
• Facebook
• Lightning
• Driving

Thats pretty much it, not a long list. Life is pretty good.

I should start blogging again?

Seriously I should. Am I nuts, probably. Did people read my blog, um maybe. I saw theLucky quoted on other sites, so some freaks out there dug it I guess. Do I have time to blog anymore, no. Even though I love to talk about bigfoot, sharks, and things that annoy me I really just don't have the passion anymore.

Writing a blog entry is one thing, and that is one reason why I started a blog. Because I was and still am a horribly writer, but I just don't have the time anymore to search the web for useless or cool shit. I am sure if I didn't have a job I would pick it back up. And that is why I originally started the blog, was to rebel against my job.

I promised myself that if I ever got a another job, I would give up theLucky and that is exactly what happened. So even now that I don't blog, I still miss theLucky. Its part of me, and what is here, is what I believe. So I wish someday things will come together and I can get theLucky back up. But not anytime soon.....

Is the real reason why old guys take viagra means your wife is ugly?

Seriously, how can guys not get boners with naked chicks? I'm pretty picky but even naked fat chicks get me going. I guess the only time I am not pitching a tent is when the chick is ugly. So is that the reason for Viagra? So dudes can get it up with ugly chicks?

Maybe erectile dysfunction is real? And there are dudes out there that can't get a boner with a hot naked chick. But I think it's not called erectile dysfunction, it is called homosexuality.

So I pretty much think old dudes that need to take Viagra just think there wives got old too and are ugly.

Bilderberg is ready to emplode the economy

If you have been paying attention to this blog, you should know that I hate the Bilderberg Group. There secret little tea parties drive me nuts. The Bidlerberg group is the most powerful organization in the world, and now Bilderberg experts have predicted their next move.

Corbert Report---Observers of the annual elitist confab known as Bilderberg have long known that plans discussed at the conference quickly become reality. In 2002, Bilderberg researcher Jim Tucker correctly predicted that the Iraq war would start in March 2003 (not late 2002, as many were predicting at the time). In 2006, Daniel Estulin correctly forecast the popping of the housing bubble and subsequent economic crash, a possibility that most talking heads in the corporate media were laughing at at the time. In 2008, Tucker forecast a dramatic drop in oil prices while most analysts were fretting about the possibility of $200 a barrel oil. Tucker and Estulin have proven so stunningly accurate in their predictions not because they have a crystal ball, but because they have sources inside the Bilderberg Group and other organizations where financial oligarchs and their political puppets make decisions about our geopolitical future.

2009 is not even half over, but it seems the forecasts made by both Estulin and Tucker based on their 2009 Bilderberg sources are already proving to be accurate. In a phone interview conducted as this year's conference was getting underway in Greece, Daniel Estulin warned The Corbett Report that the powers that be were preparing to run up the stock market one final time in order to draw the masses back into investing before crashing the market. Now, a worrying new report suggests that this is precisely the case as corporate executives start ditching their stocks at a rate not seen in years. Watch an excerpt from the interview in the video player below:

If what they are predicting is accurate, this falls in line with what I have been saying about a major economy hit that will occur in October. More precisely right around October 19th.

And I don't want to hear anything about Reinhardt. Since the last post about accurately predicting the economy collapse I did a little homework. Apparently Reinhardt predicted a "major storm" in May 2009. And I said a couple hundred point drop, which it did. There was no fucking major economical storm. Just a little drop.

theLucky---The Legatus will meet for there Pro-Life Pilgrimage on May 6-8. So I am thinking that this will be mostly them just trying to gather up funds to spew their pro-life Nazi views. So I am not anticipating a major market drop. But there will be at least couple hundred drop in the dow on May 11 or12th.

And for you Reinhardt lovers out there, he is also charging $700 to access his exclusive information. While you Mo Fo's can get better shit here for free!

There are way too many useless studies done by academia insitutions

I saw this in Cosmopolitian. And why do I read Cosmo? Because I can.

Beer goggles are a myth!

Cosmo---In a groundbreaking discovery, scientists have found that there's not such thing as "beer goggles" (they were taking a break from finding a cure for cancer, you see). In fact, alcohol actually has the opposite effect, and makes men see women as less attractive. Researchers asked 240 men and women (half of whom had consumed alcohol, to varying effects) to rate photos of women on their attractiveness, and to try to guess their ages. While women found it more difficult to guess the ages of the women in the photos when inebriated, men did not.

Dr Vincent Egan, from the University of Leicester, said: "This study suggests that alcohol consumption and make-up use do not interfere with how old we perceive someone to be.

"Another interesting finding was that overall participants who drank alcohol actually rated all the women in the photos as less attractive, compared to the participants who hadn't drunk alcohol. This seemingly flies in the face of the commonly held notion of 'beer goggles'."

The lesson? Don't get tanked - you'll find that guy at the bar a lot more enticing.

This makes no fucking sense. Anyone who had ever drank if their life knows what beer goggles are. And there fucking real.

I would love to see how Dr. Vincent Egan proposed this study for grant money. Something along the lines of getting people drunk and see if they hump ugly people.

I think everyday I read about some useless study that some professor does at some school that is absolutely useless. What possibly benefits do useless studies have to society? For awhile I thought they provide none.

But I figure some that douche will need to do a study on everything. If something hasn't been done before, then someone will do it. That is just the nature of useless studies.

If your going to wasting money, might as well do it scientifically. Because what else would colleges be spending money on, education?

Here are some useless studies that I would like to see done.

• The study on why fat people move so slowly, unless there is a open seat on the train, in which they turn instantly into a gazelle.
• The study on how many dingleberries a adult male produces in a year.
• The study on how some vegetarian's are fat.
• The study on why there are still Americans that don't believe 9/11 was a inside job. (really this boggles my mind)
• The study on why girls say one thing, but actually mean something else.
• The study on why I hate fat people.
• The study on where socks go when you wash your clothes.
• The study on why nut jobs continue to think corn chips, stains in windows, poo stains on the floor, and other shit are actually imagines of Jesus.
  

So these are a couple useless studies that I would like to see done. I figure that stupid studies will always get done, so instead of always bitching about them. Might as well throw my ideas out there, and hope one of my studies get a paper written.

What did I do?

The weekend is over, and I am sure people are wondering what I did. I ended up getting my twirl on and going to a Phish show.
EDIT: If you dance they will come.

Weirdo Kid Starts Huge Dance Party - Watch more Funny Videos

What to do?

I think for the first time I have nothing to write about. Sure I can always blog about silly crap. Like making fun of this alien cult that want to built a Las Vegas theme park.

(LAS VEGAS, Nv) -- The Raelian Movement is announcing plans to build a UFOland in Las Vegas where visitors can attend a Happiness Academy and see a full-size replica of a UFO.

But some days I just ain't feeling it. And today is one of those days. I thought I was going to take today off from the blog game. You know the game can wear you down, but I said fuck it.

The larger question is what the hell am I going to do this weekend? There is 100% chance that I will be drunk, and that will probably be very soon. But where do I consume mass quantities of alcohol and with who? That is my problem at the moment.

I could go to a beer fest this weekend. Last time I went to one it was fun, but the person I went with then has now turned into this person.

I could lame out and catch up on some summer movies, but that is just lame.

I could do some reading, and catch up on some blog stuff. But where is the excitement for that.

I could do something exciting and become a superhero. Apparently this is quite popular now.

CNN---As people become disillusioned from financial woes and a downtrodden economy and look to put new purpose in their lives, everyday folks are taking on new personas to perform community service, help the homeless and even fight crime.

"The movement is growing," said Ben Goldman, a real-life superhero historian. Goldman, along with Chaim "Life" Lazaros and David "Civitron" Civitarese, runs the New York-based Web site Superheroes Anonymous as part of an initiative dedicated to organizing and making alliances with superhero groups.

But I am just way to pretty to be risking life and limb on the mean streets. Plus I am just a pussy, that will end up injured. Even though I would probably look good in tights.

So I am left with a lot of questions on what I should do? This is the first weekend in a while I don't have anything planned, and I am not sure how to handle it. Most likely I will sit on my ass.

Feel free to offer suggestions.

I am overdue for someone to sue me

Blogger jailed in Anna Nicole Smith defamation suit

Breitbart---A real estate agent in Houston who blogged about Anna Nicole Smith was jailed for contempt last week in a defamation case brought by the late Playboy model's mother.

Legal experts said bloggers are increasingly the targets of such litigation, which are testing the bounds of free speech.

So I write a lot of crazy shit. So I figure it is only a matter of time before someone throws a lawsuit at me. I have been threaten before. Like the time I posted the cure for cancer. And the random shout out of a slander suit, from this post.

It is only a matter of time as I see it.

Am I the only person that can't stand American Idol?

Not just American Idol, any reality TV based competition show. I don't understand why so many people watch this shit? I am tired of seeing it on the news or reading about it. Like today.

Boston.com---Who is going to be in the "American Idol" finale? I honestly don't know, and I don't think the producers know, either. Simon tried his best to put the fear of God in Adam fans, because he's clearly afraid that Adam somehow won't make it -- despite the fact that he can out-Tyler Steven Tyler, and his Bono-sanctioned version of "One" puts Mary J. Blige to shame. (That, kids, is the definition of a "money note.") Adam wore a t-shirt that said "Rock" for good reason: This is who he is meant to be. Better yet, this is who he already is. He's the first contestant I've ever seen to arrive on the "Idol" stage a fully-formed star, out of his cocoon, out of the box, out of sight. If he doesn't win, as Simon has suggested, this will be a colossal tragedy. America has to know this.

If its not Idol then it is either Dancing with Washed up Celebrities with Boners.

Or You have Talent and Your Ugly.

Next Top Model or Project Runway or You Have Creepy Eyes.

The Last Comic Standing after a Kamikaze Attack.

So You Can Dance and Dress the Same.


There is just too many of these shows. Why they need to drag each one these on for weeks is just crazy. Is there just that much demand for American Idol contesting to spend a full night singing Tina Turner songs? Do people actually want to hear a dude sing Private Dancer?

I remember the days when we had one talent show, and it was awesome. Of course I am talking about Star Search. It was perfect. You had categories of singing, either by yourself or with a group, dancing, modeling, comedy, and even shit for little kids.

And it was mono e mono competition. You go against one person and if you win, you move on. Not this you vs a group of competitors crap. And you had judges that actually judge. Not a panel that just makes comments, which put the whole integrity of the show on 13 year old girls to text in who they like the best.

I think its time to dust off Ed McMahon and bring Star Search back.
Just look at this list of people who competed on Star Search.

• Aaliyah, 1990 (singer)
• Christina Aguilera, 1990 (Singer)
• Tatyana Ali, (Actress, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
• David Archuleta, 2003 (Junior Vocal Champion)
• Ashley Argota, 2003 (currently appears as "Lulu" on True Jackson, VP)
• Spensha Baker 2004 (Junior Singer Finalist)
• James Bonamy
• Sawyer Brown
• Aimee Cain 1986 (Spokesmodel semi-finalist;attorney/partner)
• Kimberly Caldwell
• Cynthia Gouw 1988 (Spokesmodel Winner, 3 time Emmy award winning TV anchor/reporter)
• Drew Carey (Game show host for "The Price is Right")
• Dave Chappelle (Comedian)
• Tim "Tj" Christofore (1995 Winner, also from Take 5 (band))
• Destiny's Child, 1991 (Singers as Girls Tyme)
• Durell Coleman
• Jon "Do-Knock" Cruz (Member of Super Cr3w, champions of America's Best Dance Crew Season 2 )
• Billy Dean
• Diana DeGarmo
• Tyce Diorio (So You Think You Can Dance choreographer)
• Charles Divins
• Tatyana Ali 1984, (Junior Female Vocalist two time champion)
• Eboni, 1995 (Vocal Group/Band champion)
• Bill Engvall (Comedian)
• Elisa Fiorillo
• Colleen Ford, 1995 (Singer, Junior Vocal Champion)
• Sutton Foster, 1990 (Singer)
• April Fulladosa/Gislason, 1986 (Female vocalist)
• Tommy Gardner, 1991 (Junior Vocalist Grand Champion for the year)
• Brad Garrett (Comedian)
• Dana Gould, 1987
• Ruben Gomez, 1986 (Junior Male Vocalist) lead singer for Menudo 1987-1990
• Sam Harris
• Beth Hart
• Ty Herndon
• Kim J Hunter, 1989 (Dancer)
• Kent James, 1993 (as a part of the music group Kent & the Kommotion)
• Kevin James
• Bill Kaulitz, 2003 (lead singer of Tokio Hotel; appeared on the German version of Star Search)
• Q'Orianka Kilcher
• Template:Martin Lawrence
• Nick Lazzarini, 2003 (as a part of the dance group Hot Under the Collar)
• Norm MacDonald
• Jackie Martling
• Julie McCullough, 1987 (Spokesmodel)
• Pat McCurdy
• Kristen McNamara,(contestant on season 8 of American Idol)
• Carlos Mencia, 1991 (Comedian)
• Vic Mignogna, 1993
• Dennis Miller
• Alanis Morissette 1988 (singer)
• Machel Montano 1987 (International performing and recording artiste)
• Vickie Natale, 2003
• Rosie O'Donnell, 1984 (Comedian)
• Ken Ober
• Sophie Tamiko Oda
• Steve Oedekerk
• Ingo Oschmann, (2003 Comedy champion)
• Brian Page & The Next 5 Time Vocal Group Winner
• Rissi Palmer
• Janel Parrish, 2003 (singer)
• Karina Pasian
• Rashaan Patterson
• Joey Pearson
• Anna Maria Perez de Tagle
• Alisan Porter
• Reva Rice
• LeAnn Rimes
• Percy Richard (Vocalist of the Year 1993)
• Josephine Banig Roberto, 1989 (Singer)
• Rome Romanne
• Ray Romano (Comedian)
• Tracee Ellis Ross
• J. D. Roth
• Bianca Ryan, 2005 (Singer)
• Adam Sandler
• Jessica Sierra
• Jessica Simpson (Singer)
• Sinbad
• David Slater
• Britney Spears, 1992 (Singer)
• Tracie Spencer
• Sharon Stone, 1984 (Spokesmodel)
• Josh Strickland, 2004
• Marc Summers
• David Raleigh, 1990 (Singer, songwriter, piano player)
• Támar, 2004
• The Boys, 1986
• Tiffany, 1985 (Singer, second place finalist)
• Justin Timberlake, 1991 (Singer, as Justin Randall)
• Jessica Tivens, 1988 (Singer)
• Lisa Tucker
• Nadia Turner
• Coors Light Twins (Diane Klimaszewski & Elaine Klimaszewski), 1987 (teen dancers)
• Jordis Unga
• Usher
• Phil Vassar, 1987, (Singer, finalist)
• Countess Vaughn
• Joseph Williams (Toto lead singer from 1986 - 1988)

And what has American Idol produced? The first two winners are so fat that Captain Ahab has been searching for them.
I hate American Idol.

Yawn! I'm right again

Dow in triple-digit selloff

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- The Dow and S&P 500 retreated Monday morning as investors bailed out of financial and commodity shares after a two-month rally, but the Nasdaq managed to trim early losses.

The Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) lost 100 points, or 1.2%, roughly 90 minutes into the session. The S&P 500 (SPX) index lost 12 points, or 1.4%. Both the Dow and S&P 500 ended the previous session at four-month highs.

The Nasdaq composite (COMP) was little changed after sliding in the morning.

Stocks have been rallying since hitting multi-year lows in early March. The Dow and S&P 500 have risen for eight of the past nine weeks; the Nasdaq has risen for 9 in a row. In that time the Dow gained 31% and the S&P 500 and Nasdaq gained 37

Once again I prove that I know nothing about buisness or the economy, but I do know when the markets will take a dip. Over a month ago I said this:

The Legatus will meet for there Pro-Life Pilgrimage on May 6-8. So I am thinking that this will be mostly them just trying to gather up funds to spew their pro-life Nazi views. So I am not anticipating a major market drop. But there will be at least couple hundred drop in the dow on May 11 or12th.

And what do you know, it May 11th and stocks suddenly start plummeting after weeks of rebounding.

Am I Nostradamus, no.
Am I crazy, a little.
Am I the only person that sees something is wrong here, yes.

How can it be that every time the Legatus meets, stocks tumble and nobody points this out. Besides me of course. When will people in the finance sector get it? Probably never.

The age old question? Chelmsford or North Chelmsford

This morning Fox News 25 went "zip tripping" to Chelmsford. And brings up the topic that has been debated for decades, is Chelmsford better than North Chelmsford?

Geologically speaking they are the same town. North Chelmsford is classified as a village. A village that has its own fire station, police station, zip code, post office, and own local calling area.

Chelmsfordians are divided like the North and South during the Civil War. Either your on one side or your not. That was made obvious during Fox's zip trip this morning. When NoCho residents were asked the question if North Chelmsford should be its own town, they replied no. But they also responded that North Chelmsford is much better. When Chelmsford residences were asked the same question they replied yes, North Chelmsford should be its own town.

Why the difference? Well for one North Chelmsford is more industrial, more densely populated, and generally less affluent than the rest of Chelmsford. North Chelmsford is ruled by local politician Fat Bastard, AKA Jeff Stallard. Owner of the shitty gas station which is in there.
Fat Bastard and his disciples tend to be a lower form of life than the rest of Chelmsford. Its like comparing prokaryotes to eurkaryotes. There is higher violence in NoCho, higher drop out rate, higher teen pregnancy, and 7 drug dealers per square mile.

But Fat Bastard can not be blamed for all of this. Just looking at Chelmsford's history the phrase "wrong side of the tracks" originated in Chelmsford.

Historical Highlights

1653 Citizens from Woburn and Concord settle and found Chelmsford.

1655 - Chelmsford is incorporated, as are nearby Billerica and Groton.

1718 - The first one-room school house is built on the Forefathers Burying Ground.

1798 - The first post office in town opens.

1802 - The Chelmsford Glass Works is established.

1803 - The Middlesex Canal is completed connecting Chelmsford and Boston.

1835 - The first Lucifer matches to be produced in America are manufactured in South Chelmsford.

1879 - The Town Hall is built on North Road.

1893 - The Town votes to establish a Free Public Library.

1901 - The Chelmsford Ginger Ale Company is founded.

1907-Railroad is built that splits Chelmsford into two sections. North Chelmsford instantly becomes the slums, and the phrase wrong side of tracks is born.

1955 - The Drum Hill Rotary at Route is built.

1989 - The legislative body of the town is changed from an open town meeting to a representative one.

2005 - The town celebrates its 350th anniversary.

Don't get me wrong there are some very nice areas of NoCho. Such as Marty's Bait Shop, Crystal Lake, and the LeMaire estate. But even some of the nice areas are not safe from the North Chelmsford taint. As seen in this picture.

So in conclusion, North Chelmsford is a shit hole. And people from there should be looked down upon because they are a lower form of life.

My thoughts about swine flu

For the love of god, make it stop! I can't go anywhere, or turn on the TV without hearing about the stupid swine flu. Even my morning sunshine Robin Meade won't shut up about it.

This morning I saw people around town wearing face masks. Please make it stop. Its the fucking flu, not the fucking plague!

What makes this flu worse than other flu's? I don't know, is it because it is from Mexico? Are the symptoms worse than any other flu's? I have been trying to block everything about this thing out, but I can't. Instead of fighting it I decided to look up what the symptoms are.

• fever
• sore throat
• diarrhea
• vomiting
• chills
• cough
• fatigue

So am I the only one missing something here? Has anyone ever been to Mexico? Go down to Mexico and party for a weekend, and you will have the same exact symptoms as the swine flu. Plus you might even have to throw in a STD test for shits and giggles. I have been down that scary Mexican I-want-to-die-I'm-never-drinking-tequila-again-road before, and its not fun. Give me the swine flu. At least I know that it will be over in a few days if drink some OJ.

Please swine flu, go away. Or at least go back to Mexico. Just like other flu's, the only people that are in danger are old farts and tots. Anyone with a healthy immune system should fight it off in a few days.

So today...

Is my birthday. I actually sort of forgot was it until my dad called me to remind me. There will be no birthday rant like last year. For one, I am in a good mood today. There was not a dude sleeping in my room when I work up today, unlike yesterday. And its fucking 90 degrees today, which means chicks are finally shredding there winter clothes and getting their sexy on.

But the most important reason why I am not ranting on my birthday is because I do not want to feed the trolls again. Back in December I was at a bar. A bar I didn't even want to be at because I was so fucked up already I didn't even want to go out. But my friend talked me into it.

So at this bar there was a chick there that I "know". But I was so fucked up and the bar was so dark I didn't even realize she was there. I'm doing my thing, hanging out. As the night is winding down the bar is getting ready to close and they start turning on some lights. At that point I notice my lady friend, and she was crying. I guess she just got dumped and seeing me without me stepping up and saying hi was not the best thing for her. So I tried to be nice to her at the time, but she had a cunt friend with her.


This cunt friend was probably the drunkest person in the bar. At the time I saw my friend and her cunt friend. I was already engaged in a deep discussion with two hotties about Proust, Balzac, Kafka, and other great novelist. When all of a sudden the cunt friend tries to run a cock block.

Look I have been in many cock fights. Some I lose. But I have never had a chick try and cock block me before. So this was something new for me. The cunt cock blocking strategy was to attack my blog. I had no idea that cunt's even read theLucky, but more power to them. This cunt kept bringing up about what I wrote on my birthday last year. As if this was attempt to hurt my feelings. Look cunt, that shit happened over ten years ago, get some other dirt on me.

After realizing this attack was futile, and I was still talking to the two hotties. The cunt changed her strategy and went after the hotts, to inform them what a douchebag I am.

See awhile back in my blog I posted some quotes from crying girl. She was upset that I posted such sensitive material, so I deleted it. If you only read the first paragraph of what I wrote that day it looked like I was being a jerk and kicking a chick when she was down. And this was the angle the cunt was taking. But if anyone read the whole thing on what I wrote that day, I went into great detail on why I am, what I am today.

So the cunt tried telling my hotts that I will write about them in my blog. At this point I started getting mad. The bar was finally closing and it continued into the street. At some point I just turned and walked away.

But Fuck you cunt! You tried so hard to embarrass me that night, and you failed. My whole life is a embarrassment, so I got a chuckle out of you. And your futile attempts to cock block me failed too. I got the hot chick that I was talking to digits that night too. (with a little help) But you were right about one thing. I am a douche, because I never called her.

Now that I have that off my chest I am going to have a great fucking birthday!

EDIT NOTE: The picture at the top has nothing to do with my birthday, it just makes me laugh every time I see it.

Worst product ever: Anti rape condom

RAPEX^TM is a new product that was developed to empower women to defend themselves against rapists. RAPEX^TM is a device used by women to prevent rape and to identify the rapist. The RAPEX^TM prototype was launched on 31 August 2005, at Kleinmond, Cape Province, South Africa.

The RAPEX^TM Team is in the process of compiling a tender document in order to source the most suitable investors/manufacturers/distributors globally. Interested parties can forward their contact details to the following address: info@rapestop.net.

Market research results for the South African market will be shared with interested parties to enable them to assess their local market potential.

The RAPEX^TM Team will communicate the progress in establishing a global distribution network through this website.

rapestop.net

Ok, I am all for anti-rape devices. Which are called mace or pepper spray. This shit above is a mid evil torture device. Pretty much its a condom with barbs that stick into you when your penis goes into it. This isn't about stopping rape, its about revenge. Because only a doctor is going to get that thing off your dick.

The meanest thing a chick has ever done to me was told me that she was pregnant when she really wasn't. Seriously you do not play games like that. That is border line jumping off a bridge material. So to make a condom with barbs is quite possible the sickest thing anyone could possible give to a female.

What if you and your chick had a fight, and you thought it was over. But no, she is still holding a grudge and slides in one of those rapex condoms without telling you, your fucked. The only thing I could possible imagine that it could compare to, is fucking the Sarlacci pit from Return of the Jedi.
This shit is wrong and should be banned. Get a gun instead.

Is it funny when your friend looks like a killer?

So the biggest news story around town is about this Craigslist killer. The guy that looks up prostitutes on craigslists and then tries to rob them. But he also killed one to, so there is a major man hunt for this guy.

The only known photos of this guy come from grainy security cameras, and the pictures show a resemblance to my friend. Killer below.

The thing is my friend is acting strange too. He had no response when I offered free Red Sox tickets to him. Who turns down tickets? Deep down I know its not him, because he is happily married, and the guy in the pictures looks to be 6ft tall or over. While my friend is only like 5'4" or 5'5". But he does have the same jacket. As seen in this undated photograph, on the left.

So personally I think its hilarious when someone looks like a killer. Especially when it is someone that I know.

Why does God and MLB hate the Red Sox

Beckett suspended for 6 games by MLB

Boston.com---Boston pitcher Josh Beckett has been suspended for six games and fined by Major League Baseball, which determined he intentionally threw a pitch near the head of the Los Angeles Angels' Bobby Abreu last week.

Beckett also was cited for "aggressive actions" after the pitch that led to the benches clearing Sunday, according to Bob Watson, vice president for discipline in the commissioner's office.

If Beckett appeals, any penalties would be delayed until after a hearing.

Angels hitting coach Mickey Hatcher was suspended for one game and fined, and he was to serve the penalty Tuesday night. In addition, Watson fined Angels manager Mike Scioscia and players Torii Hunter and Justin Speier

The Sox are 2-5, and are playing as well as my college softball team that use to determine the batting order by the drunkest person. And then MLB suspense Josh Beckett for throwing over Bobby Abreu. If anyone should get suspended it should be the dumb ass umpire that called for time in the middle of a pitching wind up. Throwing a baseball is the most violent action one can preform on their body, and this douchebag umpire tried to injury Josh Beckett by making him stop in the middle of a delivery. Watch the video, he is in the middle of a pitch.

You can take any pitcher in baseball and in the middle of their windup start jumping and waving your hands from where the umpire was standing and I am sure the same thing will happen. If Josh Beckett wanted to hit Bobby Abredouche in the head, I'm sure he would knock his fucking eye out.

Plane trip

So I am hoping on a plane in a few hours to fly across the country. Luckily for me my Amazon delivery just arrived, and now I have something to read on the plane. Got two books, should help pass the time.

First one. This one is more work related. Amazon


Second one. I'm a big health nut. Amazon

I hurt myself

So I completely fucked up my back a few days ago, and haven't been able to move much since. By the picture above its tough to tell if it is back pain or explosive farts. At least got out of the house today, which I really needed. If I was forced to watch another Seth Rogan comedy I was convinced I would be forced to grow a white mans afro.

So its Friday and I am not going out at all this weekend. I really can't. I'm scared shit less that if I do limp to a bar I will just hurt myself even more. I could totally see myself trying to dish out some high fives and re-injure myself. So I'm laying low.

Big Papi likes to keep porn around

How long is too long to keep old porn around? I was just debating that in my head. I have some porn that I haven't watched in years, but yet I still have it for some reason. It is like we think of porn like treasury bonds, that somehow the longer you hold on to them the more value they have. But this is not the case, I think I will throw away my old pornos when I go home today.

Which brings me to my point. So my Red Sox insider was telling me about the improvements at Fenway this year. I guess the big construction project this off season is adding a foot and a half more space in the underneath console. Whoop dee doo! But the person also mentioned to me that in David Ortiz's locker there is just a stack of porn videos. Most are unlabeled but the others are all long the lines of Big Black Butts. Obviously Big Papi has no shame in just leaving this stuff in his locker over winter, but how often does this shit gets watched during the season? Does him and other Red Sox just sit around prior to games and have a circle jerk? I don't know? But for some reason I can just picture Dice-K in the back ground of all this with just a stupid smile on his face. Personally I think porn only have a lifespan of about 3 watches, and then they just take up space. Maybe this is where Big Papi stores his old stash when he doesn't want his wife to see them. But anyways, I thought this was weird.

Has it come to this!

Its Monday, and I am happy for that. I had lots of fun planned for this weekend, and it all blew up in my face. So pretty much I did really nothing. Except of course you count eating unhealthy food, which I did plenty of. So I had that fatty feeling going into today, need to get back into the normal swing of this. And this is why I am glad it Monday.