How long is too long to keep old porn around? I was just debating that in my head. I have some porn that I haven't watched in years, but yet I still have it for some reason. It is like we think of porn like treasury bonds, that somehow the longer you hold on to them the more value they have. But this is not the case, I think I will throw away my old pornos when I go home today.
Which brings me to my point. So my Red Sox insider was telling me about the improvements at Fenway this year. I guess the big construction project this off season is adding a foot and a half more space in the underneath console. Whoop dee doo! But the person also mentioned to me that in David Ortiz's locker there is just a stack of porn videos. Most are unlabeled but the others are all long the lines of Big Black Butts. Obviously Big Papi has no shame in just leaving this stuff in his locker over winter, but how often does this shit gets watched during the season? Does him and other Red Sox just sit around prior to games and have a circle jerk? I don't know? But for some reason I can just picture Dice-K in the back ground of all this with just a stupid smile on his face. Personally I think porn only have a lifespan of about 3 watches, and then they just take up space. Maybe this is where Big Papi stores his old stash when he doesn't want his wife to see them. But anyways, I thought this was weird.
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