Jesus is obviously from outer space

Pravda---Russian scientists noticed the image of Jesus Christ on the meteorite which fell down on the Earth about 100 years ago. The image is identical to the one that appears on the Shroud of Turin. The meteorite cracked into two as it rammed into the planet in the Far East of Russia. The image of Jesus Christ’s face can be seen on the split. The meteorite was dubbed Boguslavka, after the village where it had been found. The face of Jesus Christ on the meteorite is just the same as on the Shroud of Turin, the linen cloth bearing the image of a man who appears to have been physically traumatized in a manner consistent with crucifixion. It is kept in the royal chapel of the Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist in Turin, Italy. It is believed by many to be the cloth placed on Jesus of Nazareth at the time of his burial.

The best thing about nut jobs seeing Jesus in guitars, french toast, windows, or pretty much any where else is that nobody has any idea what Jesus ever looked like! Jesus could have been metrosexual for all we know. But now its the Russians turn to look like idiots. They were probably drunk when they concluded that this rock looked like Jesus, because when is it that a Russian person isn't drunk? Doesn't happen.