Does Lucky really believe all the missed extra points today are part of an International conspiracy to boost ratings????

As I am sure you have heard, there have been 11 missed extra points today and the Sunday Night game still has 10 minutes left in it. So earlier today, TheLucky texted a few of us that Bilderberg may be behind the missed PAT's and tampered with the kicking balls in an effort to boost ratings of the NFL. At first I laughed this off as some self deprecating humor, but if you are familiar with this blog, theLucky is OBSESSED with Bilderberg! He truly believes this small, secretive group of experts is controlling the World and is engaged in massive cover-ups and all that other conspiracy nut shit. 

So I began trying to think like TheLucky.I thought about Heath Ledger channeling the Joker in preparation for the Dark Night and I became TheLucky for just long enough. I played some video games, I tried to figure out how Pokemon Go works (Yes, he is an avid Pokemon Go enthusiast). I tried finding a mouse to jerk off into a cup for testing. I watched parts of Loose Change and Farhenheit 911. I was Thelucky. This is what I came up with...

According to my deep research on Bilderberg via Wikipedia, I found that they were started our of concern for "the growth of anti-Americanism in Western Europe" and wanted to create ore understanding of American culture. So, could it be that Bilderberg has conspired to help boost the ratings of the NFL by tampering with footballs? They are trying to shove NFL down the throats of those soccer loving grubs across the pond. Could Roger Goodell be a member of Bilderberg and be so driven to raise ratings that he would commit the heinous act of tampering with footballs, which has been proven to be detrimental to the game?? 2015 was the first year that the extra point was moved back and kickers missed 71 PATs that year. (They just missed another PAT while I was typing this, so we are up to 12 today) 12 missed PATs would project to 204 misses for a season. Something is up. 

I can't do this anymore, I am breaking character. However, I hope I planted seeds in the head of TheLucky to research this further and provide his thoughts on the subject. Do I think this is anything other than a fluke? Absolutely not. If the NFL wants to boost ratings, they will stop watering down the sport with added games featuring shitty teams that force more teams to play on short rest. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE football and was psyched when they added more games, but I think Mark Cuban was right when he spoke out against the NFL television expansion infamously saying "pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. And they're getting hoggy."  

It is almost midnight and  need to get some sleep. I hope I don't dream of testing cosmetics on animals (which I think is what TheLucky does for work)

PS: did anyone just hear them interview Rob Kelley? I'm setting his Wonderlick score over/under at 7 (Vince Young's famous bad score was 16). This guy sounded like Brandon Merriweather.

Resurrection!

Guess who's back in the muthaf#% house, with a big nose above his mutha#$% mouth!!??

With some urging from his squad and extra support brought in....TheLucky is back. We are hoping that you will once again be able to enjoy his conspiracy theories and second grade writing skills, but for now Mr. Tagnuts is here to get it started and am sifting through multiple applications to send forward to TheLucky to review and hopefully add a blogger or two that has intimate knowledge of this unique beast. So far, I have garnered promising interest from a man in California with some excellent insight into what drives TheLucky, but I decided to delay our initial conversation when he informed me he "just woke up naked on his couch [at noon and was] drinking leftover wine."

Coming Soon: 
A bunch of random shit and commentary from the perspective of a "normal" man and hopefully some odd news and theories from the man who started this all.

On Assignment: A full review of a high school 20 year reunion that I will be going on assignment to see what this experience is like for aging men.

Politics: How can you not be entertained and glued to the constant news of our future President's preparation to improve our country "Big League?" We will review his cabinet selections and of course feature his amazing twitter skills. We may be headed for calamity, but it's amazing content, and I am pretty sure we will shortly be able to write with no regard for political correctness or sensitivity to diverse groups (as long as we are nice to Kim Jong Un President-elect Trump).

Close the windows...lock the doors....because TheLucky is back to tickle his keyboard with useless information and immature/inappropriate humor!

Random Hates

Here are just a few things that I have been hating on lately.

• I really really hate slow walkers.
• I still hate fat people. I believe hating on the fat is my passion.
• I hate war.
• Band aids
• Back pain
• Facebook
• Lightning
• Driving

Thats pretty much it, not a long list. Life is pretty good.

Picture of the day

Great example of how real animals can appear to be something else. Here are otters that when they swim together looks like a lake or sea monster.

Cryptomundo

Starchild is finally proving not to be human

What is the starchild? Well it is a skull found in a cave in Mexico in 1930. The age has been estimated at around 900 years. What it looks like is just a deformed skull, or the skull from Brian Peppers. Why is is important, because I never believed that is was a deformed skull.

Scientists believe that this is a skull of a small child. And original tests showed that they did find human DNA. But hey, remember science is always evolving each day science getting better and better. Further test have been have been and here are the results.

Now take a comparison look between the starchild skull and a normal skull, do they really look the same?

What if you take and fill in the skull with some facial features. This is now what it would look like

Hmmm...looks a little familiar. As always form your own opinions.

I should start blogging again?

Seriously I should. Am I nuts, probably. Did people read my blog, um maybe. I saw theLucky quoted on other sites, so some freaks out there dug it I guess. Do I have time to blog anymore, no. Even though I love to talk about bigfoot, sharks, and things that annoy me I really just don't have the passion anymore.

Writing a blog entry is one thing, and that is one reason why I started a blog. Because I was and still am a horribly writer, but I just don't have the time anymore to search the web for useless or cool shit. I am sure if I didn't have a job I would pick it back up. And that is why I originally started the blog, was to rebel against my job.

I promised myself that if I ever got a another job, I would give up theLucky and that is exactly what happened. So even now that I don't blog, I still miss theLucky. Its part of me, and what is here, is what I believe. So I wish someday things will come together and I can get theLucky back up. But not anytime soon.....

Is the real reason why old guys take viagra means your wife is ugly?

Seriously, how can guys not get boners with naked chicks? I'm pretty picky but even naked fat chicks get me going. I guess the only time I am not pitching a tent is when the chick is ugly. So is that the reason for Viagra? So dudes can get it up with ugly chicks?

Maybe erectile dysfunction is real? And there are dudes out there that can't get a boner with a hot naked chick. But I think it's not called erectile dysfunction, it is called homosexuality.

So I pretty much think old dudes that need to take Viagra just think there wives got old too and are ugly.