Friday, I am to lazy links

• Elderly man has shit beating out of him. TCPlam
• Teen gets hit by 30,000 mph meteorite. Mirror
• Women who missed fatal Air France flight dies anyways. Times Online
• Two dudes marry tree. Guess they got wood. Chron.com
• Smart women have better sex. Mail Online
• Obama takes on Federal Reserve Bank=dead Presidents.(must read) MINA
• That chick from the Hills is posing for Playboy, no not LC. Dlisted
• Iran gets their voting ballots from Florida. The Guardian
• Lions loose in Hotlanta. WSBTV
• GPS gives really, really bad directions. WSBTV
• And the video of the day. A bird attacking people in the streets of San Fransico.