Friday, February 27, 2009

Dude in monkey suit?

Well, well, well. Another bigfoot story. This time a video. It comes from
Here is what they have to say.

In late July of last year, encouraged by the flurry of sightings, myself and a friend decided to venture into the wilderness just outside Rocky Mountain National Park to try and photograph the Yellow Top Bigfoot. We brought enough sparse supplies for two nights in the woods, as well as a digital still camera and a video camera.

We initially kept to the empty wilderness, thinking seclusion would be a better bet for a sighting. But after after two days and no luck, we decided to head back to our base camp through a way which skirted closer to the border of the Park and its trail system. Early in the afternoon, we decided to rest for lunch. My friend was taking a nap when I heard noises coming from the east of me. Something was walking, but with far more bulk than a deer or elk, and faster than a bear would walk. Before I could grab the video camera, the creature had walked into a small clearing not 50 yards away from me.

The sasquatch was much smaller than I had imagined, 6 1/2 feet tall at most, but perhaps shorter. It had a conical skull and deeply recessed eyes. It’s hair was a light-colored brown, with a slight reddish hue. I could clearly see from its genitalia, which was eerily human, that it was a male. The creature made no sound as it sat beneath a tree, and stayed there, nearly motionless.

For almost five minutes (although it seemed far longer than that), I attempted to retrieve the video camera from its case without disturbing the creature. I had successfully opened the zipper, but overzealously pulled on the velcro holding the top of the case shut. The sasquatch looked quickly in my direction, realizing our presence. Knowing my cover was blown, I quickly pulled the camera out of the case and turned it on….

To be sure, it was an incredible experience - one which sparked our desire to catalog the sightings of the Yellow Top Bigfoot and collect as much evidence as possible to prove its existence. This website will be the fruits of our efforts.

The truth, dear readers, will be forthcoming

Sounds good right? Lets dig a little bit. The site is registered to Noah Sodano. Noah is a 27 year old film maker. In 2008 he created a animated movie called "Abortion Earth". If you visit Noah's site, you can see he is into making new and different types of movies. I wish I could watch them from his site, because some of them actually might look funny. But one thing jumps out at me, is the movie with the guy in the giant dog suit.

He also has a blog. The blog only has one entry, and it is about the video. Seems like Noah is trying to create a buzz about himself or about his movie. This is nothing more than a hoax.

Picture of the day

I hate fat ass kids.

Bout Freaking Time

Report: QB/QT Tom Brady, supermodel Gisele Bundchen tie the knot in intimate L.A. ceremony

Boston Hearld---New England Patriots [team stats] superstud Tom Brady [stats] - the region’s most eligible bachelor - reportedly tied the knot last night with his supermodel galpal, Gisele Bundchen, in a romantic twilight wedding in California.

US Weekly magazine reported on its Web site that the pigskin prince and his Brazilian bombshell traded “I do’s” in a small Catholic ceremony in St. Monica’s Church in Santa Monica. The “very small and intimate” gathering consisted mostly of immediate family, including Brady’s parents, Tom Sr. and Gaylen, and 2-year-old son, Jack, by ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan .

OK, great the Golden Boy and the supermodel finally get married. Hopefully he can get his honeymoon over quick, and get back to rehabbing his knee. Football free agency begins today, and Cassel needs to get trade so that we can rebuild our dynasty. So enjoy the weekend with your new beautiful bride, and be back in the gym by Monday.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

My Links

  • Mysteries rock crashes through Dallas home. NBC
  • Ménage à trois for 12 hours goes horribly wrong. And I didn't think such a thing was possible. The Sun
  • No evidence in Dick's death. KFDA
  • Puerto Rico is sending wild monkeys to Iraq, and there are not talking about Americans. Newsvine
  • Wait, gas and fire isn't the proper way to remove lice from your head. Boston Herald
  • Idiot animal right protesters attempted to start fire, but instead kill all the birds in the zoo. Europe News

Kids 'crossing croc-infested waters' to get to school in Northern Territory

Australia---CLAIMS children from a remote Aboriginal community must walk through a crocodile-infested billabong to get to school will be investigated the Northern Territory Government.

A caller from Palumpa, about 375km southwest of Darwin, said on ABC radio that students brave the dangerous waterway every day of the wet season. The caller said a ferry service had in the past been used to get the children to school, but was cancelled because it was considered too dangerous. NT Chief Minister Paul Henderson today said it "was the first I've heard of that". But he said he'd look into the claims and "would get right onto" them as a matter of priority. "I don't know what the issues are, it hasn't been raised with me," he said. "Obviously if there are safety issues that's something else, but we will find any way we can to get those kids to school.

These kids need to shut the hell up! Oh, they have to fend off crocodiles when going to school, boo hoo. When I went to school we didn't have half the shit the kids today have. Kids now-a-days have computers in the class rooms. Yes, we did have computers in my school but they had floppy disk drives. Kids today probably don't even know what a floppy disk drive is! The Internet, there was no Internet. If we had to look something up, then we had to use books. Kids today have no idea how inconvenient it is to look something up in book. Especially when you go to the library and find that someone ripped out the page that you needed. What do you do then, nothing because your fucked!

We didn't have computers with Word so that we could type our papers. We had to use typewriters. If you fucked up, guess what you start over. Kids now can send text messages to each other while in class. We were force to pass notes. This was like using the Pony Express. You send the letter off having no idea if it will ever make there, or how many times the wrong person will read it before it gets to its destination.

I admit, at least when I was in school there was never any threats of kids going barzerk and shooting up the place. Arguments were settled in the Warriors fashion, with your fists. You meet after school and duke it out. Now kids are such pussy's that they send hate mail on someones myspace account or try and blow up the school.

I don't feel bad for these kids at all. They should just use google earth and find a better route. And their Aborigine shouldn't they know how to speak crocodilian or something.

Octo mom offered to do porn

LA News---Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman has been offered $1 million to make a pornographic movie by Vivid Entertainment.

The deal also includes health insurance for Suleman's swollen family.

"Nadya obviously needs income to assure that her children are secure so we are offering her up to $1 million to act in one movie," said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid. "We've had many single mothers work with us over the years and their income from Vivid has been very helpful to them. We would schedule production so that the movie could be shot in less than a week."

A Vivid spokesman said they hope she receives the offer in the mail today.

Is anyone else disgusted by this? She is not even hot. So I guess she would have to bang 8 dudes, I am not sure if is all at one time or not. Probably not, that's a lot for a porn virgin.

I not sure if she had a C-section or not, but if she didn't I'm sure all 8 dudes can get in there at the same time. This story is gross, but not even half as gross as the Mini Me sex tape.

My prediction is that she holds out until the made for TV movie about her stupid life.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009


A new thing that I will be doing each day is adding links to news, vidoes, or blogs about what I am checking out on the web that day. We'll see how this goes.

  • Body found in Mississippi, not human. Bigfoot? Vicksburg Post
  • Teen kills hundreds of cats, pretends he is killing humans. Haartez
  • Douchebag fitness trainer/model wants to gain weight to feel what it looks like to be fat. Daily Mail
  • Guy drinking Natty Ice while driving leaves a cold one on the roof of his car. TC Palm
  • Playstation can cause hand rashes and bumps. I'm fucked! Yahoo
  • Toll collectors in Boston make $98K a year. I knew I should have grown up to be stupid. Boston Herald

Killer whale vs Pelican

Previous I showed that a penguin one upped a killer whale. Now its a pelican turn to see if it can out smart a killer whale.

Awesome. Killer Whale finally on the board. Not sure what my favorite part of the video is, maybe its how well the music goes with whales eating the bird or maybe when the staff have to fish out the bird guts. Here is the full video, well worth the watch especially when the guy has to swim across the pool to get the bird's stomach.

Failure and a dumbass


NY Post---A dimwitted thief shouted from his apartment window that he knocked off a Bushwick bodega while calling cops "idiots" for grabbing the wrong guy, authorities said yesterday.

Raymond Gramby, 37, allegedly yelled, "It was me you idiots, you have the wrong guy!" as police led an innocent man to the deli on Bushwick Avenue where the theft occurred at 1:45 a.m. Monday.

Gramby had earlier swiped two bottles of Olde English malt liquor and tried to walk out of the store, but was stopped by the owner, sources said.

He pulled a knife and fled. Gramby was followed by cops all the way to his nearby seventh-floor apartment, but when a different man answered the door, officers accidentally grabbed him instead.

As he was led him down the street, Gramby opened his window and began his rant. He was arrested and charged with robbery, weapon possession and menacing.

I was debating if I can call this guy a dumbass. Maybe he just felt guilty that the wrong man was being arrested. But I will still stand by his dumbassness, because he could have handled the matter a little bit more professionally. Professionally I mean not calling police idiots.

I am actually more curious about the guy the police grab and were about to arrest. Did the police just grab a random black dude and tried to arrest him? The guy that did must live across the street, probably went in there all the time. How can they screw that up? Racial profiling anyone?

Fish talk

Now that I am trying to get back into the swing of things, time to dive into one of my favorite topics. Strange animals, espeically strange fish. And here are two that are completely mind blowing.

First up is a fish that has eyes IN ITS HEAD! Its head is transparent and sees through its head. This is just crazy.

February 23, 2009--With a head like a fighter-plane cockpit, a Pacific barreleye fish shows off its highly sensitive, barrel-like eyes--topped by green, orblike lenses--in a picture released today but taken in 2004. The fish, discovered alive in the deep water off California's central coast by the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute (MBARI), is the first specimen of its kind to be found with its soft transparent dome intact. The 6-inch (15-centimeter) barreleye (Macropinna microstoma) had been known since 1939--but only from mangled specimens dragged to the surface by nets.
I know some of you think that this is photo shopped. But National Geographic does not photoshop their images. That sort-of defeats the purpose of what National Geographic is trying to do.

Next up is the largest freshwater fish ever caught by rod and reel.
Telegraph---Ian Welch spent 90 minutes tussling with the giant stingray and it took 13 grown men to heave it out of the water.

This fish measured 7ft long and 7ft wide, while its long sting measured 10ft.

It has smashed the previous record of 46 stone for a huge catfish caught in 2005.

Mr Welch, a freshwater biologist, had been visiting Thailand to help with a stingray tagging programme when he landed the fish on the Maeklong River.

I guess technically the ray is a fish, but I don't really classify sharks and rays as fish. But its still a giant ass sting ray. This thing could probably kill about three Steve Irwin's.

Return of theLucky

HEY I'm back! Did you really think I was gone for good? Nah. Where did I go for the last two months? Well I wish I could say that I went to some blogger Dagobah System and learned some blogger force. Like how to photoshop, how make my own videos, or to take a writing classes or two. But no, none of that shit happened.

But I am official back now. I have made some changes along the way. First off the blog looks different than last time I left it. The black color was just too depressing. I will also be changing the format a little bit. Adding some daily links on what I am reading. Changing up my blog list, and some minor add ons. I also will not be making fun of my gay roommate anymore. Well he is not gay, just curious. So this may be the last time I get to post this picture.
Unless he does something really gay, then all bets are off.

Its been two months, lots of stuff I need to catch up on. Lets get this shit flowing again!