I hate swine flu links

• Cyclist hit when someone throws corpse from moving car. Daily Record
• Israeli finds the name swine flu offensive. AP
• Wait, only 7 people have died from swine flu. Syndey Morning Herald
  
• Apparently all you need to thwart pirate attacks are deck chairs. Foxnews
• This guy was nailed. Guardian
• Family that should die from swine flu, but will die by horrible motorcycle crash instead. Daily Mail
• When throwing a underage party, you should not accept facebook invites from the police. WOWT
• Those sick people on the plane, do not have swine flu. They are just drunk and probably spend a weekend in Mexico. New Zealand Herald