Red Sox better win today links

• Russian Ninja goes on killing spree because his wife has lice. RIA
• Saving Private Giggles. ABC
• 8 year old boy has permanent hangover. Telegraph
• Woman gets $145 parking ticket for pulling over and giving CPR to her dying son. UPI
• Massachusetts National Guard make less money fighting in Iraq than they would be at home sitting on there ass. Boston.com
• Snake bites man, man bites snake, epic battle occurs, snake captured, snake escapes, snake now seeks revenge. BBC
• Snakes on a plane. WAToday
• Giant ugly ass worm found in aquarium. Cryptomundo