Dumb asses of the day: Show down

Who you got. This dumb ass.

This is the moment when a mugger provided police with an unmistakable clue to his identity - by admiring his reflection in the lens of a CCTV camera.

The image shows the thief moments after he had stolen a £200 silver necklace and bracelet from a 16-year-old boy.

Rather than escape, he decided to try on the jewellery, apparently unaware - or unconcerned - that he was being filmed by the camera he was gazing into.

Or

PORTSMOUTH — After using a stolen credit card to buy a belt in a mall store, a Dover man filled out a job application in the same store, fast-tracking the police work that led to his Tuesday fraud conviction.

Fandi Pradipta, 18, of 304 Plaza Drive, Dover, pleaded guilty Tuesday in Portsmouth District Court to a Class A misdemeanor charge of fraudulent use of a credit card.

The plea was his admission to using the stolen card at the Urban Behavior store in the Fox Run Mall, while telling a store clerk the card belonged to his sister and that he was using it with her permission.

Hmmmm....Tough battle, I would probably go with the guy that posing with the necklace. Only because I have a picture of him.