Thursday, April 17, 2008

Creepy picture of the day

Here is a picture coming straight out of Scotland. Got to give Paradox2 props for the pic. As you can see there is a ghost in the picture. In my years studying the paranormal I have been able to break down human ghost into two categories, the pratical joker and the pervert.

This ghost falls into the practical joker type of ghosts. Like a guy with a mullet hopping in at the last minute of a couple of hotties picture. They are also the ones responsible for throwing shit around and stealing your stuff. It usually all fun and games, until they bogart your car keys.

The pervert ghosts are the ones that you see out of the corner of your eye, and only appear as dark shawdows. These suckers hide behind your shower curtains and appear in mirrors when you are trying to change. They are pretty much just perverts trying to catch a glimpse of what they didn't see when they were alive. When I die, I plan on being a pervert ghost.

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