Natalie Portman you are dating a douche. I never can understand why hot chicks are so attracted to douche bags. That is why my favorite web site in the the world is hotchickswithdouchebags.com.
But in the long run if you continuously date a douche your pets will turn on you. As visible in this picture. It is some sixth sense that they have. So go ahead Natalie enjoy your hot steamy relationship with a Muppet, and enjoy the added dry cleaning costs.