A while back I wrote about how Africa is fucked up. Apparently passengers in taxis were shrinking men's penises. Now this story.
IN Nigeria things are happening.
Motor bike Taxi drivers from Gwagwalada, a small locality close to Abuja in the middle of Nigeria, have gathered to protest against a client they accuse of using pigeons to steal penises.
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the suspect’s last victim is a 35 year old Motor Bike Taxi driver named Musa Abubakar. The suspect denies all accusations.
Abubakar claims Mohammed Ma’aji had stolen his “family jewels” with the help of a white “spiritual pigeon” hidden in his bag.
This spiritual pigeon was wearing a small black tie around its neck.
“I drove this man to three different places. On our way back to our point of departure, he squeezed his legs tightly around me which made feel sick and weak immediately. I therefore stopped riding to have a look in my trousers and it was gone!”
It went from men with gold rings shrinking penises to pigeons wearing neck ties stealing penises. How crazy are these people? I know no one wants to admit that they have a small penis, but really a pigeon wearing a tie.
What if this was true. What if pigeons were flying around stealing men's penises. This guy (see below), the infamous pigeon guy that hangs out at Downtown Crossing defiantly would not have a penis.
Or actually maybe he would have a lots of them, made the pigeons would bring him penises that they steal. Could this guy may not be a fruit after all. I'm going to keep my eye on him.
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