The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, about a month ago. Details of the incident only came to light yesterday after they were confirmed by a paramedic, cairns.com.au reports today. "It certainly had a swipe at him," an ambulance spokesman said yesterday. "But it didn’t envenomate him. "As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock." The snake beat a hasty retreat, leaving its victim with a scratch, vomiting and abdomen pain.
Well I sort of have been on a penis binge lately. And I am going to try and stop, but I just couldn't let this one slide. What a lucky bastard. No, not that he was bite in the unit. But that the snake didn't envenomate him. Is envenomate a actually word? Brown snakes are one of the most deadly snakes in the world. Its a miracle that this snake didn't inject its venom. My guess is that it either just ate, or that the snake wasn't really threaten by the guys penis. Since brown snakes eats other snakes, this guys penis was not on the menu that day.
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