A BOY of nine is being hailed as a “Messiah” after allegedly performing miracle healings.
The Sun---Villagers claim Mohammad Ponari has cured raging fevers and debilitating illnesses — and even made a mute boy talk again.
At least 5,000 pilgrims a day now flock to be treated with Mohammad’s tonic — made by dipping a “magic stone” in water.
But Muslim leaders in Indonesia want to shut his “clinic” after four people died in a stampede.
The lad is said to have discovered his gift after he was hit by lightning.
He became convinced that an egg-shaped stone he found next to him had healing powers.
Police chief Sutikno told how he saw Mohammad cure the mute boy in Balongsari, East Java, saying: “Ponari shook him and they started fighting, then he began to talk.”
I love stories like this. This just proves that people are fucking nuts. Especially Muslims. Even if I was dying of AIDS I would not let this kid's sticky fingers touch me. Look at the kid, I betcha he still eats his own boogers.
But hey, I do think its a good thing that people still believe in miracles. Because it gives people hope. I believe in miracles. Like me winning tonight's $212 million MegaMillions jackpot. But I have a theory about large jackpot winners. Once it gets over 200 mil, only old people win it. I can't explain this. Its like a twisted form of karma. Here is buckets over money, but you only have 7-10 years to spend it. Karma blows.