Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Oldest joke in the book

Just as old as a knock knock joke, everyone heard of the "so a horse walks in to the bar" joke. My favorite version of the joke is when the bartender ask, "so why the long face".

But in the real world you should not bring your horse into a bar. Why, because they go on a drunken rampage afterwards.

MOSCOW, October 14 (RIA Novosti) - Traffic police tested a horse for being over the alcohol limit after it went out of control and killed an elderly man in the southwestern Romanian county of Gorj, the Ananova news agency said on Tuesday.

Police made the unusual request after an 86-year-old-man died from injuries sustained when he was hit by a cart, which was being pulled by a horse that "looked out of control."

Ion Iliuta, head of the local veterinary authority, said: "We never had such a request before. Maybe to see what kind of blood it is, yes, but to find out if the animal was drunk, never."

The blood test came back positive.

The 56-year-old owner said he was returning home after having bought the horse earlier at a fair.

Police believe the horse was given alcohol to make it appear stronger and healthier.

I love this end part. This is why I drink, to make me appear stronger and healthier.

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