Breaking news: Batman arrested

Batman actor Christian Bale arrested over assault allegation

Batman actor Christian Bale has been arrested in connection with an allegation of assault.

Bale, 34, attended a police station after it was reported his mother and sister had reported him to police.

The alleged incident was believed to have taken place on Sunday night at Park Lane's

Dorchester Hotel where Bale is staying.

His mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, are said to have gone to a police station in Hampshire to make the allegation, which was subsequently referred to the Metropolitan Police.

A Met Police spokesman said: "A 34-year-old man attended a London Police Station on Tuesday by appointment and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault.

"He currently remains in custody."

This is retarded. Isn't Batman suppose to assault people? How else is he
going to fight crime. Personally I think Batman is jealous that the Joker died and is trying to get some press for himself. Maybe this is just a continuation of the crappy end of the movie. Is it possible that the police dogs finally caught up with Batman? Or maybe finally the Bat Bike broke down, because that thing was taken a beating.

But I will give Batman the benefit of the doubt. I think there could be a impostor posing as Batman, from Singapore. By judging by his ID card this guy thinks he is Batman and Superman. Who does this guy think he is? And is this actually real?