Headline of the day: Show down

Which one is better?

Polar Bear' Deemed Safe; Columbia Heights Station Reopens

WASHINGTON -- A "polar bear" caused a commotion outside the Columbia Heights Metro station Tuesday morning.A bomb squad was called to the area after reports of what appeared to be a large, stuffed polar bear dressed in clothes beside a trash can. Louis Alexander e-mailed a picture to News4. He said the "bear" had been there since 7 a.m. or 8 a.m., but police weren't called until about 10 a.m

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Dick Smith to look at phone porn images

News.com.au--A MAJOR electronics retailer is investigating claims pornographic photographs were found on a mobile phone purchased by a student in Cairns.

The university student said she found graphic images of a woman, and another of a man, among 49 photos stored on the display phone she was sold at a Dick Smith Electronics store in the north Queensland city.

"It's sickening to think I've been using this phone near my face when it was used to take all of these photos," the unnamed woman told The Cairns Post.

Hmmm...Tough call. Th e polar bear image is pretty funny. It looks like the polar bear is barfing in the trash can. But, when you have a guy named Dick looking at phone porn that's pretty funny as well. I think I like the phone porn better.