So I have been thinking about about the Umass Amherst ad which states that 3 out of 4 students say no when offered a drink. It got me thinking, what if other schools did research on their student body, what would their slogans be?
Boston College: 3 out of 4 of our students think our school is better than yours.
San Diego State: 3 out 4 of our students are at the beach right now.
Smith College: 3 out of 4 of our students are Lesbians.
Rutgers: 3 out of 4 students have a STD.
Florida University: 3 out of 4 of our chicks are smoking hot.
Appalachian State University: 3 out of 4 students think Appalachian State is Hot Hot Hot.
Michigan: 3 out of 4 of our students are still upset that we lost to Appalachian State last year.
University of Vermont: 3 out of 4 students are high at this moment.
Arizona State: 3 out of 4 students went there because they heard it is a party school.
University of Massachusetts at Lowell: 3 out of 4 students are from Pakistan.
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